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don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

the sound of moving water is the best thing in the world. rain falling, waves crashing, fountains tinkling, streams gurgling, a lake lapping, cascades crashing, springs burbling...it's all so beautiful.

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

I like how Derek somehow made it to Jennifer’s car in broad daylight without, I dunno, sending people screaming or getting picked up for littering blood everywhere.

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

there’s something so gender affirming about having a bandaid on your forefinger

hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i

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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

Just me and the freak I pulled by being a bad bitch

*gasp* how did you defeat my evil plan?

(evil plan being to eat snacks instead of having a well rounded dinner)

I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

I know we always fail at this but can we please use different tags for the PJO TV series? Like #pjotv? Because I dread if the Shadowhunters thing happens again and the book fandom cannot escape the TV Fandom and vice versa.

It's so much easier if we agree on distinct tags so you can easily navigate which version of Canon you are referencing.

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

I firmly believe that the marauders would’ve called lily ‘headlights’

family vacations are hard