Babe I Get It, Gen Z Is Horrible Or Whatever, But Man If Youre Gonna Give Me The Responsibility To Take

babe i get it, gen z is horrible or whatever, but man if you’re gonna give me the responsibility to take care of a planet that is (literally and figuratively) set on fire, i think i have the right to look at you with a bitchy face and say “bro wtf”

so yesterday i started reading the lightning thief and all i can say is that the archer by taylor swift is soooooo percy Jackson coded you wouldn’t believe

also i am absolutely loving the book like why haven’t i read it before??

don’t you ever just aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i honestly need this lol

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

i genuinely love how every year i start planning my halloween costume/outfit two months before halloween arrives and still every year i end up wearing the exact same “big coat comfy sweater tall boots messed up mascara”

like “oh this year i’m gonna be bowie!!! i’ll dye my hair red!!!” or “i’m going to wear a dress and spill fake blood all over me and i’m going to look gorgeous!!!!!” no you’re not honey, take the exact same earrings that you always wear and stop daydreaming about originality. you want to look like a rockstar? stop putting off your guitar lessons and maybe next year you’ll be allowed to wear a cool leather jacket