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talk talk by charli xcx is so wolfstar when they’ve just started going out and don’t know how to express their feelings
gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog
if my outfit is not remus lupin coded that means it’s regulus black vibes day (or that I have a family reunion and have to wear “normal” clothes (so basically lily evans))
but my jewellery is and will always be sirius black’s and nothing will ever change that idc that it’s silver, sorry remus
ok but where the hell did my summer go?
i feel like it was yesterday when i was having a mental breakdown about an exam..... and you want me to believe that it was 3 months ago? yeah haha sorry but no
i’m stupid but i notice when there’s time travel involved
this breaks my heart but just in case someone needs it here you go
please stay safe out there
hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak
Okay but my friends ACTUALLY do this in real life. Like, whenever one of us hears my friend’s deadname (which happens to be a very common name) we all yell out “WHO IS _____?!?!!!!”
Doesn’t matter what the context is. We don’t even have to be talking about her. Sometimes we are watching tv and that’s the name of a character.
And also it’s like a reflex, if you know her you know the joke, if you know the joke you yell it.
hear me out, trans ftm evan, when he first comes out and transitions, all the pantheon does is gaslight people.
“Hey Pandora, don’t you have a sister?”
“You see her too?? Evan kept telling me I was just seeing things, but oh thank merlin I’m not the only one!”
“Barty, have you seen “___”? You 2 are always together and I haven’t been able to find her in a while.”
“Who the fuck are you talking about? I’ve never heard that name in my life, you’re mental.”
“Regulus you’re friends with “___”, right?”
“No…? Sorry I don’t know anyone by that name. You must be thinking of someone else.”
“Dorcas, what did you say the keeper on the teams name was again? She’s one hell of a good player.”
“I’m sorry, Evan? Yeah no definitely a dude, so either you’re thinking of someone else or you really need to get your eyes checked wow.”
okay so i just dyed my hair
1/3 done
i want to dye my hair and pierce my ears and burn my whole wardrobe
me: *comes out*
friend: wait but... but you... like women??
me: yeah
friend: but like... why? sorry, is that homophobic? but why do you like women?
me: well why do you like them?
friend: because biologically...-
me: okay that’s enough thank you
---
friend: wait
friend: you always say “that’s what she said”
friend: that doesn’t make sense if you’re a lesbian
me: what part of that do you think doesn’t make sense?
real conversation i had
friend: look at these two flirting haha
one of “these two”: hey i’m not gay
the other one: yeah we’re not gay
me: lol you have a very fragile masculinity don’t you?
him: no but like, i’m not gay. if someone asked you if you’re a lesbian how would you react huh???
me: well i’d say that yeah i am
him: (processing)
him: yOu ArE a LeSbiAn?
me: um yeah?
him: oh
him: but i’m NOT gay!
Ben Barnes and Andre Garfield have the same birthday (20. August.)
Therefore I would like to propose that we make 20. August official Wolfstar-day
“well, that was not very nice of you”
“i’m literally just trying to save your life”
“Time. We have wasted so much time...”
dialogue from my wip v12 (pre fisrt kiss edition)
F: if what we wanted determined what we did, Ellie...
E:
F:
E: ...what?
F: no, nothing. just that.
E: no, go on. *gets closer* what do you want to do, right now? if you could do anything, what would you do?
F: isn’t it funny how suddenly one can stop enjoying a conversation?
me after i draw this: so this is what social anxiety looks like
okay okay but “you are like the sea to me, so calm and pretty and you shine like the sun when you smile” vs “you are like the sea to me because you love me in a way that suffocates me and nobody ever taught me how to swim in people like you when i was a child”
look i am very, very drunk (i drank 1 apple juice 2hrs ago) and my ethics code doesn’t cover this scenario yet (you are literally just looking at me). so. if anything happens between us (i impulsively kiss you) it is not my fault.
me: what do i do
tarot cards: uhm... build a tower? idk man
my magic crystals tell me you have not been hydrating lately
go and drink some water now what are you waiting for
hey hey HEY stop saying sorry for everything. it’s NOT your fault. is it your fault? is it your responsibility? then for the love of god stop. you are doing great okay? you don’t need to apologize for trying, you’re doing your best and that’s something that you should be proud of, not ashamed. if others don’t see it, fuck them. you’re awesome and i love you
oh and i had some fish that was FUCKING AWESOME like oh man i missed eating real food at a real restaurant
i have a family dinner tomorrow and a part of me doesn’t wanna go but the other part is screaming DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA PLEASE BROKEN GLASSES AND SPILLED WINE AND COUSINS CRYING
update: it went sort of okay? there was drama, but not fun enough. yes i was involved in the drama. me and no one else. it was a mental breakdown. i get those often
i have a family dinner tomorrow and a part of me doesn’t wanna go but the other part is screaming DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA PLEASE BROKEN GLASSES AND SPILLED WINE AND COUSINS CRYING