My Pms Is So Bad That Today I Proposed A Foursome (jokingly But Definitely Fueled By The Middrift Of

my pms is so bad that today i proposed a foursome (jokingly but definitely fueled by the middrift of a man old enough to be my parent), stared slackjawed at an astarion edit and felt physically ill that i couldn’t have him, like 30 minutes later cried to a willie nelson song and then cried over the hiccup in the boothill parlor encounter voiceline (the one where he talks abt his hand falling off) i cant keep doing this

do we get club cards

need aventurine rn bro. i need to see his pretty eyes between my legs n i wanna pull his hair. i want him to spend his money on me UGH.

what if im cooking up some office activities in a jing yuan fic/post teehee

“Ain’t nothin’ but a nasty dog…”

Gallagher x reader headcanons <3

Notes: when i made that gallagher thirst post i was not kidding; i need him desperatley. I'm trying a different format this time round to see how i feel so maybe i’ll switch my style up a bit. please go into this believing mans is 40 years of age minimum. also i made the divider for this!! it’ll be up for free use w credit on @lovebugdrabblesinspo in a bit!! anyway on to gallagher teehee. content under the cut :)

now playing |◁ II ▷| ‘nasty dawg’ by sir mix-a-lot

warnings: n$fw, I got a little carried away, specified fem reader (I'm so sorry I've literally never done that), rough sex, degradation (very brief), 1k words, i chat a little bit, biting, mention of blood (once), exhibition (kinda), this is self-indulgent, beta read

Gallagher is a dirty, dirty man. He will absolutely get off on being called any sort of authoritative name. Call him 'Mister Gallagher’ in the act and he’s giddy. Call him ‘sir’ he’ll treat you so well.

Additionally… call him ‘puppy’. He thinks it’s to die for.

He’ll do anything you ask of him when you call him puppy. It could be the most mundane thing as asking him to grab a mug out of a cabinet but as soon as he hears ‘hey, puppy…’ he’s jumping to it like a trained hound.

He’s especially willing to leap if you use ‘puppy’ in the bedroom. He could have been teasing you for hours and promised that he wouldn't stop till he’s satisfied, but if you use that oh-so-sweet nickname for him with teary eyes and plead with a breathy voice: he crumbles. He’s at your whim in a second. He’s lapping you up like a starved man.

He’ll call you baby, doll, sweetheart, or honey in exchange. The classics truly. He really is an old man… i'm kidding He’s also a princess and pretty girl kinda guy, but that would mostly be used when he’s praising or being sappy/sweet.

He’ll also use the occasional ‘good girl’ but he will make you work for it. Absolutely has you hanging by a thread before he uses it.

Says ‘Atta-girl’ when you take him so well be it below or down your throat. hehehehe

Gallagher’s actually not that into degrading names. I think the worst he’ll do is ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ but always with a ‘for him’ attached to them. I do think he’ll use those ALOT though. He’s a lil possessive. Sue him.

He will let you do your own things, though. he just wants you to come home at the end of the night and he gets very miffed if you don't, and more than a bit worried. He’ll also get so pissed if anyone is a little too cozy with you. He really is your guard dog.

RUFF as in ROUGH. He manhandles like nobody’s business. He holds you where he wants like a vice, bends you at all angles, and flips you into different positions. He’ll pull your hair so harshly too. He’ll pull your face exactly where he wants it. To his lips, to his chest, to his groin... He’s very fond of holding your head back to lap at your neck.

Fucking in the bar is not off limits if it’s empty, particularly bending you over the bar– backwards or forwards— but always grabbing onto you like his life depends on it. He’s also not above car sex and he is not opposed to road head.

He does prefer the privacy of his room, or lodgings though. Mostly just so he can hear the noises you make, so you can moan his name as loud as you want, and so he can hear you beg for him so desperately.

His favorite position is probably doggy if he had to choose, but just let him hit from behind and he’s in heaven. He also may or may not be partial to reverse cowgirl. He just loves seeing ass.

Can and WILL go for hours. It doesn't matter the position, the activity, or even if he’s just doing foreplay; Block off your schedule.

There is no way you won't be at least a little sore every time, no matter where or when, and he relishes in the fact. He's so mean.

He’s also a fucking TEASE. He’ll walk around shared spaces with his shirt unbuttoned and his jeans pulled low to show his happy trail and v-lines. He’ll tell you good morning right in your ear, in his freshly awake voice and will get up to make his morning coffee like nothing happened. Side note I need to see and hear all of this rn

THIS BITCH BITES. He’ll leave marks that last for-fucking-ever and are so hard to cover up. He absolutely loves to do it. He sees it as marking you as his. He’ll draw blood if you permit him to do as he pleases. Even if not actively having sex or making out, he’ll bite and nibble on you just for the hell of it. He just likes to do it. It’s literal lovebites.

As I said, he’s an ass guy, through and through. Don't buy jeans with any designs on the pockets you want to show. Nobody will see it. His hand will not leave your ass. He would be lying if he said grabbing ass wasn't a highlight of his day.

He would doubly be a liar if he said he didn't get down with spanking. Playfully, or in a sexual manner. He’s just all in on touchin' ass.

Don't let his status as a permanent card-carrying member of the ass-man society fool you; This man would be so into titty fucking. He'll ask you so politely to let him fuck them but he will do so with a sick look in his eyes when you oblige.

He’ll also very willingly involve himself in some thigh fucking too. The feeling of your slick dripping down your thighs and onto him as he goes at it drives him fucking crazy. He particularly enjoys this when he knows you're too overstimmed but he still wants to keep going.

Lovessss to let you ride his thigh for a similar reason, but he’s such an asshole about it. Always says you're being so needy, or so pathetic for him, as the damp spot on his pant leg gets bigger, but his pants strain with similar wanton pooling at his tip; So really who’s more needy here? Hypocrite

No matter what, he’s so good about aftercare. He's diligent about running a bath for you and helping you wash up if you let him. He’ll wash your hair as you soak in the hot water and massage your scalp after he’s pulled your hair all night.

When you get out, he’ll massage where he knows he gripped the hardest and he won't stop till his hands are cramping if you want him to. He’ll be so careful to not disturb the bruises he’s made too.

He does feel bad when he leaves bruises on you but also they get him going whenever he sees them again so he’s 50/50 on it.

Gallagher’s the type to wanna cuddle after sex and after aftercare. Truly he’s just a big lapdog for those he loves and trusts…

End notes: i need him so badly you guys don't understand. I am a little surprised gallagher ended up being the first hsr character i posted abt in this context but also wriothesley was first up on the acc despite being a die hard itto main but nobody knows where they might end up or whatever they said on greys. also thank you so much for the read if you made it this far !!

reblogging since we didn’t get a rerun announcement 💔💔

please just let him run again pleaseee hoyo

Wriothesley Headcanons n$4w vers

notes: i need readers to please go into this believing bro is 35 years of age MINIMUM. or u won't get my VISION. also, my tags are messy bc it's my first time posting my writing on tumblr so just pretend ik how to tag my writing.

warnings: n$4w obvs, 1k words, untitled sentences for the aesthetic, semi-lit, i do use apostrophes, shortened words/abbreviations, i want him in a muzzle so that's mentioned, inappropriate use of handcuffs, i mention he gets rough, i write him as a sweetie pie lowkey tho, tbh it’s a little vanilla, i made a joke abt being ford tough and i feel that warrants a warning, biting, pet name ‘doll’ used, (brief mention) ass slapping , (brief mention) hair pulling, i call him a teddy bear a couple times, (mentioned) slight manhandling, i get a little too into imaging him subby, oops, i also get a bit caught up in soft dom wriothesley,

now playing |◁ II ▷| ‘doin time’ by sublime

methinks he's defff vers/switch but will fully let a partner take over or will take control himself. i don't believe he's picky in this department for a moment. i think he might prefer dom however his dom side has limits.

i bet he's sooo vocal. letting every little grunt and moan out. word vomits too. whatever he’s thinking, his partner will hear it.

big softie. idc. he is a SWEET MAN. 'love should be warm' headass.

so many pet names for his partner. doll, baby, baby-doll, babe, sweetheart, hon/honey. but doll or sweetheart r his faves.

using his title in bed makes him melt.

like i don't think he's malicious in bed. like truly. he seems teddy-bearish to me but i could be looking thru rose colored glasses i must say.

he's def a bit rough tho but i think it'd be in a playful way. there is times he’d get too into the moment and grab on a bit too tight to a thigh or the hair he's running a hand thru or snap his hips a little too hard but he doesn't mean to and will apologize immediately and try to make it up to a partner or even stop mid-session to make sure the other party is alright.

not opposed to using the cuffs if a partner asks. on him or his partner. but he needs enthusiastic consent before or he won't do it.

i do think he’s actually rlly good abt asking for consent to do things tho. but he does it in a way that it feels like part of sex and not just asking for permission ‘you like that?’, ‘you wanna keep going, doll?’ ‘wanna keep taking me?’ but he will make said doll use their words or he won’t keep going. mans is a whore for hearing a partner beg or ask him to do something and he's not above it either.

he seems like the type to wanna hold hands while going at it. like if his hands can reach his partners they are intertwined or at least touching. a pinkie wrapped around the other at the very least. he feels closer and just… better with it

y'all know the shirt that says 'warning this bitch bites' he needs it. will leave marks that last for days and absolutely loves if a partner does it too. but he does feel a bit guilty after especially if it's a hard bite so will pepper kisses on them after.

seeing his bite marks on a partner drives him crazy tho. like, makes him stop in his tracks and wakes up smth in him like a sleeper agent.

kisses thru-out the ordeal soz u can pry this from my cold dead hands. he feels a little guilty if he isn't kissing a hand, a clavicle or any piece of skin he can delicately place a smooch on occasionally when he's not biting ofc.

additionally: my brain has been occasionally FOGGED w thoughts of him in a muzzle. i'm drooling rn actually. i think he'd have a love-hate relationship with it since he wouldn't be able to kiss or bite a partner but he absolutely bends at a partner’s will when they tug on the bars and that's the best part for him

honestly i don't think he'd be comfortable going much harder than what i've mentioned. maybe he'd allow a few slaps on the ass but idk just seems out of character imo. being rough and tumble is for work and the ring and i think he'd keep it that way.

i did say he's a switch/vers so it's time to talk abt both sides of the coin :))))

when he's in a particularly subby mood; he's pathetic. a complete mess of a man.

its so satisfying to see a guy so high in power just groveling to someone.

i bet he looks at a partner w the biggest puppy dog eyes, mumling the softest and breathiest pleases, his hair all tousled and falling over his face. he thinks he's willing to do anything a partner orders him to do atp.

especially interested in peppering kisses on a partner when he's in this mood. nuzzling and sighing as he wraps his arms around his partner and smooches.

this is the time he is very much not opposed to the handcuffs on him.

i think he'd asked to be praised or called a good boy on these nights. i don't make the rules.

this is when he gets vocal. whimpering included too.

but the facade almost immediately drops when aftercare starts.

on the topic of a dom wriothesley; honestly i dont see him getting into the rough dom role but staying more of a soft dom and being very comfortable there.

that is where the word vomit happens, talking a partner through it all when he's in this mood, telling them how good they feel, they're being so good, or to quiet down despite being a bit noisy himself but that's what his biting is for.

moaning into every bite. teeth marks and hickeys covering a partner the next morning leading to that system overload i touched on earlier.

willing to try more positions when he's in this mood fs but he truly believes you cant go wrong w the classics. *cough cough* missionary

this is when he gets real into it and loses himself in the moment like i mentioned earlier. hips bucking and hands reaching to hold onto a partner like they'll escape.

he gets a little bit rougher but its still not in a mean way more in a 'oh yeah? watch this.' type way. pulling a partner closer of man handling them to hold their hips in a better position.

occasionally those pet names get a very adamant 'my' in front of them.

i think this is when his most comfortable area of aftercare comes in but not before one last thing.

he'd like to stay holding a partner for a bit afterwards, letting everyone regain their bearings before hopping into aftercare mode if he was the one in control.

aftercare on top tho. tea, running a bath, helping a partner bathe if they so want, helping a partner get dressed if they're super sore, massages, just all out pampering, especially if he gets a little rough.

he equally enjoys reciving aftercare but is hesitant bc he says he's fine or he's built tough. BUILT FORD TOUGH. sorry idk where that came from and he is but the guy needs to let a partner take care of him sometimes.

the 'love is supposed to be warm' line weighs heavy on me if u cant tell. he's just a teddy bear :(( ugh i'll sob.

la fin !

end notes: tysm for reading the ravings of a madman !! i've had so many random ass thoughts abt him since playing the story quests lmfao and i wanted to get out of my fluffy/horror writing comfort zone so i wrote basically what i think he's like in bed jsjsjs. i may be posting some stuff on boothill from honkai star rail but it'll probably be more rambling just about robotics and prosthesis for now if i post. if i don't post that i'm wrapping up a wriolette fic soon and that will be up here or on my ao3 under the same user !! till next timeee

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