Do We Get Club Cards

do we get club cards

need aventurine rn bro. i need to see his pretty eyes between my legs n i wanna pull his hair. i want him to spend his money on me UGH.

my pms is so bad that today i proposed a foursome (jokingly but definitely fueled by the middrift of a man old enough to be my parent), stared slackjawed at an astarion edit and felt physically ill that i couldn’t have him, like 30 minutes later cried to a willie nelson song and then cried over the hiccup in the boothill parlor encounter voiceline (the one where he talks abt his hand falling off) i cant keep doing this

i want that fucking oni so bad. i dont even want him like that i js want him to hold me n gimme a kith :(

what if im cooking up some office activities in a jing yuan fic/post teehee

need aventurine rn bro. i need to see his pretty eyes between my legs n i wanna pull his hair. i want him to spend his money on me UGH.

“Ain’t nothin’ but a nasty dog…”

Gallagher x reader headcanons <3

Notes: when i made that gallagher thirst post i was not kidding; i need him desperatley. I'm trying a different format this time round to see how i feel so maybe i’ll switch my style up a bit. please go into this believing mans is 40 years of age minimum. also i made the divider for this!! it’ll be up for free use w credit on @lovebugdrabblesinspo in a bit!! anyway on to gallagher teehee. content under the cut :)

now playing |◁ II ▷| ‘nasty dawg’ by sir mix-a-lot

warnings: n$fw, I got a little carried away, specified fem reader (I'm so sorry I've literally never done that), rough sex, degradation (very brief), 1k words, i chat a little bit, biting, mention of blood (once), exhibition (kinda), this is self-indulgent, beta read

Gallagher is a dirty, dirty man. He will absolutely get off on being called any sort of authoritative name. Call him 'Mister Gallagher’ in the act and he’s giddy. Call him ‘sir’ he’ll treat you so well.

Additionally… call him ‘puppy’. He thinks it’s to die for.

He’ll do anything you ask of him when you call him puppy. It could be the most mundane thing as asking him to grab a mug out of a cabinet but as soon as he hears ‘hey, puppy…’ he’s jumping to it like a trained hound.

He’s especially willing to leap if you use ‘puppy’ in the bedroom. He could have been teasing you for hours and promised that he wouldn't stop till he’s satisfied, but if you use that oh-so-sweet nickname for him with teary eyes and plead with a breathy voice: he crumbles. He’s at your whim in a second. He’s lapping you up like a starved man.

He’ll call you baby, doll, sweetheart, or honey in exchange. The classics truly. He really is an old man… i'm kidding He’s also a princess and pretty girl kinda guy, but that would mostly be used when he’s praising or being sappy/sweet.

He’ll also use the occasional ‘good girl’ but he will make you work for it. Absolutely has you hanging by a thread before he uses it.

Says ‘Atta-girl’ when you take him so well be it below or down your throat. hehehehe

Gallagher’s actually not that into degrading names. I think the worst he’ll do is ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ but always with a ‘for him’ attached to them. I do think he’ll use those ALOT though. He’s a lil possessive. Sue him.

He will let you do your own things, though. he just wants you to come home at the end of the night and he gets very miffed if you don't, and more than a bit worried. He’ll also get so pissed if anyone is a little too cozy with you. He really is your guard dog.

RUFF as in ROUGH. He manhandles like nobody’s business. He holds you where he wants like a vice, bends you at all angles, and flips you into different positions. He’ll pull your hair so harshly too. He’ll pull your face exactly where he wants it. To his lips, to his chest, to his groin... He’s very fond of holding your head back to lap at your neck.

Fucking in the bar is not off limits if it’s empty, particularly bending you over the bar– backwards or forwards— but always grabbing onto you like his life depends on it. He’s also not above car sex and he is not opposed to road head.

He does prefer the privacy of his room, or lodgings though. Mostly just so he can hear the noises you make, so you can moan his name as loud as you want, and so he can hear you beg for him so desperately.

His favorite position is probably doggy if he had to choose, but just let him hit from behind and he’s in heaven. He also may or may not be partial to reverse cowgirl. He just loves seeing ass.

Can and WILL go for hours. It doesn't matter the position, the activity, or even if he’s just doing foreplay; Block off your schedule.

There is no way you won't be at least a little sore every time, no matter where or when, and he relishes in the fact. He's so mean.

He’s also a fucking TEASE. He’ll walk around shared spaces with his shirt unbuttoned and his jeans pulled low to show his happy trail and v-lines. He’ll tell you good morning right in your ear, in his freshly awake voice and will get up to make his morning coffee like nothing happened. Side note I need to see and hear all of this rn

THIS BITCH BITES. He’ll leave marks that last for-fucking-ever and are so hard to cover up. He absolutely loves to do it. He sees it as marking you as his. He’ll draw blood if you permit him to do as he pleases. Even if not actively having sex or making out, he’ll bite and nibble on you just for the hell of it. He just likes to do it. It’s literal lovebites.

As I said, he’s an ass guy, through and through. Don't buy jeans with any designs on the pockets you want to show. Nobody will see it. His hand will not leave your ass. He would be lying if he said grabbing ass wasn't a highlight of his day.

He would doubly be a liar if he said he didn't get down with spanking. Playfully, or in a sexual manner. He’s just all in on touchin' ass.

Don't let his status as a permanent card-carrying member of the ass-man society fool you; This man would be so into titty fucking. He'll ask you so politely to let him fuck them but he will do so with a sick look in his eyes when you oblige.

He’ll also very willingly involve himself in some thigh fucking too. The feeling of your slick dripping down your thighs and onto him as he goes at it drives him fucking crazy. He particularly enjoys this when he knows you're too overstimmed but he still wants to keep going.

Lovessss to let you ride his thigh for a similar reason, but he’s such an asshole about it. Always says you're being so needy, or so pathetic for him, as the damp spot on his pant leg gets bigger, but his pants strain with similar wanton pooling at his tip; So really who’s more needy here? Hypocrite

No matter what, he’s so good about aftercare. He's diligent about running a bath for you and helping you wash up if you let him. He’ll wash your hair as you soak in the hot water and massage your scalp after he’s pulled your hair all night.

When you get out, he’ll massage where he knows he gripped the hardest and he won't stop till his hands are cramping if you want him to. He’ll be so careful to not disturb the bruises he’s made too.

He does feel bad when he leaves bruises on you but also they get him going whenever he sees them again so he’s 50/50 on it.

Gallagher’s the type to wanna cuddle after sex and after aftercare. Truly he’s just a big lapdog for those he loves and trusts…

End notes: i need him so badly you guys don't understand. I am a little surprised gallagher ended up being the first hsr character i posted abt in this context but also wriothesley was first up on the acc despite being a die hard itto main but nobody knows where they might end up or whatever they said on greys. also thank you so much for the read if you made it this far !!