Your Blog Is Insanely Funny (ToT)

Your blog is insanely funny (ToT)

Ah well, you know what they say, if you ever wanna laugh, come to a depressed multi who has no time to sleep because they are stanning too many groups—

But on the other hand, thanks a lot T-T , I try.

;(

minsung everybody

 all of us are dead is so fucking unrealistically grotesque because it is realistic. 

I wanna read this so bad but it's so gonna kill my eyes, reblogging to come back to it tomorrow morning.

❥ єηнуρєη 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝗒𝗈𝗎 ♡

☆🄶🄴🄽🅁🄴: 𝗉𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿 ᰔ // 𝗼𝘁𝟳 𝘅 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 // мαѕтєяℓιѕт

“𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘰𝘸𝘯. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦."

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♡ H⃨e⃨e⃨s⃨e⃨u⃨n⃨g⃨~

Kisses with heeseung are what start off as clumsy and shy but dissolve into the most endearing ones. The kind of kisses that start awkward with bumping of noses, but immediately melt into a romantic mess. Hee’s the one to giggle in between kissing a lot and he usually loves to caress your soft skin while his mouth tastes yours. He loves to stroke your cheeks or brush his fingers against your exposed waist, and pulls you into his lap carefully so your bodies are fully touching and he can feel your beating heart. The one who thinks eye contacts are really important and detaches his mouth from yours from time to time to look into your eyes dreamily, stitching into them his thousand unsaid love confessions. His kisses are butterfly kisses, his feathery lips pecking yours softly at first, then parting to take in and drown in your sweet taste. At the same time, his kisses can also be hella intimate, his hands working up to your hips and his tongue darting inside your mouth for sweet dominance, when he’s feeling himself. Heeseung loves it when you grab the back of his neck and pull him closer to you to desperately intensify the attachment of your mouths, and swoons over you when you initiate the kiss. Usually, kissing leads to cuddling and sleeping together cozily but when it’s something he demands, he will position you down on the bed or sofa and hover on top of you, dragging his kisses down from your lips to your chin, jawline, neck and everywhere he sees. You’re up for a long night of loving kisses, with your loving boyfriend, that might never end anytime soon.

♡ J⃨a⃨y⃨~

Kisses with jay is the definition of passionate. The kind of kisses that invade every cell of your body and make you feel beautiful inside out. He connects with you dearly like this as a way to remind you constantly how much he wants you. The one who sets the whole mood skilfully, tucking the loose strands of your hair under your ear, giving you a hazy smile and looking inside your eyes with unwavering adoration. When he feels you nod and close your eyes, he leans in closer and connects his lips with yours, letting his love and yearning for you take over him and guide his way. His kisses are gentle and full of fondness, and his hand strokes your thighs in loving motions, easing you into his touch. Jay has the ability to teleport you in a completely different world of just him and you, filling you with reassurance and affection. Forehead kisses are a must for him and also kissing on your cheek. Not someone who is gonna be up for a train of kisses 24/7, as he knows how to use his words and other skinship, but goodbye goodnight kisses are almost mandatory. He will never leave for work without kissing you goodbye, and never let you sleep without you knowing the taste of his delicious love.

♡ J⃨a⃨k⃨e⃨~

Kisses with jake is the description of romantic. Despite being someone who’s really good with words, he uses his kisses to remind you of his overwhelming love for you and to sensually connect with you. His kisses are full of tenderness and warmth, and he never lets a single opportunity slip by without using it. He’s addicted to kissing your body, and takes kissing you as his divine duty. Jake even makes sure to kiss your eyelids, your knuckles, the space below your ears, your temples, your shoulders, and basically everywhere to remind you how each part of your body is equally loved by him and how all of you is divine. You are his goddess and kissing you is his religious prayer. His kisses remind you of comfort and make you feel secure, and he uses words to accompany his love in order to make sure you bask in his endless ocean of feelings for you. *kisses your forehead* “I love you” *kisses your cheek* “I love you so much” *kisses your cheek* “you’re the most beautiful girl i know.” *kisses your lips* “I’m the luckiest guy to have you.” *kisses your chin* “I’m glad you’re mine.” His lips are like soft cushions, sinking between with every little contact and he loves his hands all over you to pull you close and feel you completely. He’s awfully good at using his tongue, gliding it over your lips and inserting it within your mouth to plaster his taste inside it and make you shiver with how good he makes you feel. Seriously, this lover boy can go on kissing you for hours and hours, without ever getting tired of it. His kisses are therapy, his kisses are magical, his kisses always feel like home.

♡ S⃨u⃨n⃨g⃨h⃨o⃨o⃨n⃨~

Kisses with sunghoon are possessive. His kisses never fail to remind you who you belong to. He loves to pin your wrists with whatever surface is behind you and kisses you with his intoxicating dominance so by the time he’s done, the only thing your mouth remembers is his name alone. He doesn’t normally kiss too much, but when he does, they are of fierce passion and leave extra ordinary aftermath. He buries his fingers in your hair, till your bodies collide and kisses you with so much love and intensity that you feel weak in your knees. He lives for it when you wrap your legs around his torso and climb on him so he’s holding you with his bulky arms. You can not just feel him in your mouth and on your lips, you feel him linger everywhere and dominate your body for hours and days even after he’s gone. Neck kisses are 100% his thing; he always drags his lips down to the sensitive spots of your neck and leaves hickeys and love bites to claim you and leave pieces of him when you miss him the next day. However, soft pecks with sunghoon are next level adorable, because he’s so shy and smiles with his eyes whenever he leaves mild pecks on your lips or cheeks. He runs away immediately after to avoid eye contact with you and if you’re the one initiating it, your heart is bound to melt from the way he blushes and his face takes a rare and cute strawberry tint.

♡ S⃨u⃨n⃨o⃨o⃨~

Kisses with sunoo is the epitome of affection. His kisses are doting and depict how happy you make him feel. He’s so smiley throughout the whole time, and more than prolonged kisses, he’s super into little loving pecks. On your lips, on your cheeks, on your hands and fingers and your hair when he’s hugging you. He loves intertwining hands while kissing you and his cheeks and ears take an evident red tint afterwards. He buries his head in the crook of your neck after a heated kiss, so you can’t look at his damaged heart after the impact, but he’s so cute and nuzzles up in your touch like a little koala. He never kisses you or initiates any sort of skinship in public or infront of the members, but whenever he gets a chance of comforting privacy, he takes it and pulls you into a loving hug followed by a little kiss. If you’re someone who initiates it, he will gladly play along, and if you’re someone who’s into a lot of skinship, he will go out of his way and practice kissing you a lot to make you feel loved no matter how badly it blows up his heart later. Anything, to keep his beloved girl always smiling her most beautiful smile.

♡ J⃨u⃨n⃨g⃨w⃨o⃨n⃨~

Kisses with jungwon are the ones that happen once in a while but leave your heart fluttering for decades. He’s the type of person who doesn’t indulge into touchy-kissy romance normally, but oh boy when he does, he obliterates everything around him till the only thing existing in your world is yang jungwon alone. His kisses are body-burning intense and deliver his unspoken ownership over you. He leans you against the counter or anything behind, and crashes his body into yours so you’re pressed tightly to him. Jungwon loves to brush his fingers with your jawline and chin, and like sunghoon and sunoo gets really shy when the moment fades. His mouth is one of those dripping in plunging sweetness, and he makes sure to imprint his love on your lips with each movement. He’s someone who kisses you a lot when you’re asleep so you can’t find out what a simp he is for you. Long duration kisses because he uses every passing second to explore your taste, and he ends it by kissing your nose softly. Catboy sprints out the door the very next millisecond, to catch his breath from the steamy situation he himself created. Overall, jungwon’s kisses are the cutest kind of memorable kisses you can ever receive from a boy.

♡ N⃨i⃨ k⃨i⃨~

Kisses with ni ki are playful yet so intimate. Like you can’t pinpoint how from teasing eachother and pulling eachother’s legs, his plush lips will be buried on yours and his breaths would warm your cheeks. He loves squeezing you like a teddy bear when he kisses you, slowly dragging out his kisses to your whole face especially the sides of your mouth to catch you smile, and he’s always the one smiling and melting into the act because he gets flustered easily. But he can be quite romantic and confident too and in moments like these, he’s usually up for a lot of kisses that’s unlike him. One thing he absolutely admires doing is squishing your cheeks so your lips automatically pout, and that is when he giggles and leans it to kiss your mouth. A series of nonstop pecks follow, and then he withdraws, just to watch you pull him back into the kiss again and whine. Because he’s really tall, he makes you stand on his feet so you can reach him, or just simply carries you only to throw you mischievously on the bed later on. The most adorable part about niki’s kisses are the fact that he does act all cool when you ask for them as if you’re the one needing them always, but everytime you sleep, he is the one who can’t hide his obvious admiration for you and showers you with nonstop kisses.

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🄰/🄽: 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖾𝗇𝗃𝗈𝗒𝖾𝖽! :) <𝟥 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗮𝗴𝘀! 𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗎𝗉𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝗈 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌. ^~^

Y/N : Fuck me if I'm wrong but -

Jay : You're wrong

Y/N : But I didn't even finish my sentence-

Jay : idc, you're wrong

Y/N:

Jay: so do u wanna do it rn or like -