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Did It All For the Fictional Nookie

Ace, they/it, 21 and tired. Self-ship sideblog. Mostly monster and villain love. Some NSFW content, so 18+ only.

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Crushing On A Fictional Character Specifically In An "I Want To Suck Their Dick" Way Is Inconvenient

Crushing on a fictional character specifically in an "I want to suck their dick" way is inconvenient as hell. Like, at least an aesthetic attraction for a fictional character is actionable: the aesthetic qualities that draw you to them exist and can be engaged with. What are you going to do about a fictitious penis? At least half the time there isn't any textual evidence that they even have one, and if they do, so what? You're not gonna suck that dick – it's ephemeral, my dude. The dick is a lie.

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