Interviewer: Why Do You Think Spider-Man Is Such An Important Part Of The MCU, Because There May Be Be

Interviewer: Why do you think Spider-Man is such an important part of the MCU, because there may be be a little divorce happening.

Jeff Goldblum: ???

Off the Deep End

Grouping: Reader x Mermaid!Yoongi, mentions of Reader and other member

Word Count: ~17.5k

Warnings/Themes: Kissing, sex explanation, p*rn mention, fwb???, Interspecies intercourse!! (because Yoongi has a fish d*ck), penetrative sex, biting (+ tiniest blood mention), loss of virginity, a** play mention, some angst, some pining

Summary: Your new mermaid friend, Yoongi, helps you navigate the treacherous waters of love, sex, and National Geographic.

Part of the Masterlist for Group 2 of the @btssmutclub Summer Project

“—and then she asked me if I would be able to come by her studio. She said I would make, and I quote, ‘an amazing addition to her portfolio.’”

The smile on your friend’s face is dazzling even through the grainy filter that late evening Skype calls on a shitty webcam lay over her face. The smile bleeds into her voice and her words which are lightning fast at this point in the call. She’s been talking for only a few minutes now about how the summer is treating her, but you feel like you’ve been on quite a ride. From her story so far you can tell that in no time she’ll check off her half of the summer bucketlist you made together. Your half of the list was much less adventurous than hers: have a summer fling and get a professor to offer you a researching job for the school year in the fall. You figure you might get the second one checked off if you play your cards right this summer. It’s only the middle of the second week of your research volunteership at the marine lab at BTU, the local research university where you’d start attending college after the summer ends. But you feel as though you’ll never get both your goals completed.

“That’s really great, Jay.”

The pride in your voice is genuine, but it’s dampened with a thick shell of self-pity. A tone that Jay picks up on instantly. Her eyes narrow and you’re about to assure her that you’re fine, but she beats you to the punch.

“What’s wrong, babe?”

“Nothing, it’s nothing,” you duck your head to avoid her gaze and dig your fingers into your old tie-dye t-shirt.

“I know that’s not true. Don’t try to lie to me, I see straight through that crap.”

“I just wish I was a bit more like you, that’s all.

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KEY

☽ - angst | ♡ - fluff | ꕤ - smut | ⛒ - dark

i’ll be updating this as I go! this will be the first place i announce the actual publishing of fics, so y’all know when to expect them officially, but i do also have a wip list for you if you’re curious about what i’m actually physically writing. every series i post will also have its own masterlist page, which is always going to be linked with the story’s blurb and in the actual post for the fic.

✧  666 masterlist

stories that feature you, a millenia-old vampire lovingly nicknamed Medici by your friends, and the somewhat debauched and very interesting adventures you all have.

✧  monsters and gods masterlist

a series of oneshots, each centering around the greek gods and legends. learn the truth behind the myths, and see how some of these deities and creatures of old navigate the modern world.

✧ lay me gently | greek god!au |  ♡ ꕤ | 12.9k | monsters and gods pt 2 | 9.7.2019

there is no time for loneliness among the fires of your forge, no room in your buzzing mind for thoughts of anything but your next invention and the pain in your leg. your life is tilted off its axis, though, when your parents arrange a marriage without your knowledge or consent, and your new husband begins to situate himself into your life despite protests from either of you. you don’t know what zeus and hera have planned, but a volcano is no place for a love god like seokjin. 

✧ 666 butterfly kisses (666verse) | vamp!reader, fae!jin | ꕤ | 4.7k | 6.10.2019

you’re a vampire in renaissance italy who likes earning favors from the most powerful men in the country. you just aren’t used to meeting handsome men that might be assassins and definitely give you the best orgasms of your life. or; the first time you met the fae prince, but certainly not the last. |  666 masterlist

✧   birthday candles | ꕤ | vamp!reader, werewolf!yooongi, fae prince!jin | 4kish | 11.11.2019

a few of your friends help make your birthday extra special. |  666 masterlist

✧ from eden | greek god!au |  ♡ ꕤ ☽ | 15.6k | monsters and gods pt 1 | 16.6.2019   

you’ve been in the dark a long time, overworked and exhausted. the only bright point is your gatekeeper, hoseok, your closest friend and the man you love but can’t have. you’ve accepted that loneliness is inevitable for you. when a voice calls to you, though, and moves you so deeply that you rip open the earth to help them, you meet a mint-haired boy that changes everything you thought you knew about your prison. | ft jhs |  alternate ending

✧ penguins | boyfriend au | ꕤ | 3.5k | 18.7.2019

your long-time boyfriend takes you on a cute date to an aquarium, but gets a little jealous when you run into an old friend. it becomes his mission to set you back on track and remind you just who you belong to.

✧  backalley brawl (666verse) | werewolf au | 3.5k | 23.9.2019

You’ve been followed by a werewolf all day, and you’re done being stalked in the night. Somehow you didn’t expect him to need you to help him with a rather sensitive problem. 

or; yoongi’s in rut and needs someone to help him out |  666 masterlist

✧   birthday candles (666verse) | ꕤ | vamp!reader, werewolf!yooongi, fae prince!jin | 4kish | 11.11.2019

a few of your friends help make your birthday extra special. |  666 masterlist

✧ amae | neighbor!hobi | ♡ | 6.7k | 28.05.2019 

amae - japanese. the way you act when you want to depend on another person. relying on someone’s goodwill and love to help you. frequently thought of as wanting to be loved and taken care of.

when someone new moves in next door, you don’t expect to become friends. everyone on your block was friendly, yes, but none of you gave more than a courteous wave when you spotted each other in passing. that changes with jung hoseok; a literature professor with sunlight gleaming out of every pore, who enjoys complex lectures, random coffee trips, and…sleeping in your hammock? curiosity gets the better of you as you befriend him, but just what could have this man sleeping in your garden hammock every night?

✧ from eden | greek god!au |  ♡ ꕤ ☽ | 15.6k | monsters and gods pt 1 | 16.6.2019  

you’ve been in the dark a long time, overworked and exhausted. the only bright point is your gatekeeper, hoseok, your closest friend and the man you love but can’t have. you’ve accepted that loneliness is inevitable for you. when a voice calls to you, though, and moves you so deeply that you rip open the earth to help them, you meet a mint-haired boy that changes everything you thought you knew about your prison. | ft myg | alternate ending

✧   give and take | mechanic!au | ♡ ꕤ | 10.5k | 18.05.2019 

when your beloved jeep breaks down, you have no choice but to take it to a mechanic for once instead of trying to fix it yourself. you fully expected to empty your wallet or get told to just buy a new car. you don’t expect to meet kim namjoon, nor do you expect him to be hot like burning, sweet as honey, and interested in you. 

✧ 666 medici drive | supernatural!au | ꕤ | 4.5k | 30.08.2019

you decide to help garden witch kim namjoon gather ingredients he needs from local incubus kim taehyung, in a much more fun way than the two originally planned. | ft kth |  666 masterlist

✧ forever rain | ghost!reader au |  ☽ ♡ ꕤ | 18.8k | 12.09.2019

being dead isn’t anything exciting. just a lot of walking the same halls of the same apartment day after day after day. things change when the new tennant arrives, though. kim namjoon isn’t anything you could have expected; not the way he’s so careful and gentle with his plants because he breaks so many other things, not the way his friends joke that he’s psychic because you refuse to let him get in the face one time, and certainly not the way he comes after literal months spent moving things away from table edges for him and announces that he knows he’s being haunted and he has some questions for you. you didn’t know ghosts could fall in love, but he makes you feel alive again, like you’re standing in the rain while thunder crashes around you. you should’ve known nothing good would come of falling in love with someone living, though. you should’ve known that heartbreak was the only way this could end. that the rain doesn’t last forever.

✧ coming soon ✧ 

✧ 666 medici drive | supernatural!au | ꕤ | 4.5k | 30.08.2019 

you decide to help garden witch kim namjoon gather ingredients he needs from local incubus kim taehyung, in a much more fun way than the two originally planned. | ft knj | 666 masterlist

✧ chasing butterflies | nerdy!jk | ♡ ꕤ | 12.7k | 01.06.2019 

you never meant to be a jock in school. the volleyball team had just needed people and you were there and then you had a knack for it. you just happened to be good at it and went with it. similar to how you saw jeon jungkook in your friend’s orientation group and thought he was absolutely radiant and just went with it. for two years. you’ve spent the entire time pining from afar, mostly because you always seem to make a fool of yourself when he’s around, but also because jungkook is part of that exclusive crowd, the ones that you never can seem to penetrate: the weebs. that is, until your friends get sick of your hopeless pining and decide to do something about it. | sequel drabble posted 01.09.2019

✧   birthday candles | ꕤ | vamp!reader, werewolf!yooongi, fae prince!jin, small kook feature at the end | 4kish | 11.11.2019

a few of your friends help make your birthday extra special. |  666 masterlist

© ddaenggtan, 2019. I do not give permission to have my work reposted on any site.

epiphany gets a little help from winter bear 

Bangtan Springs Series

Welcome to Bangtan Springs, a quaint little town with all of your big city needs, without the population or pollution. While you’re here, check out some of our local favorites! We hope you enjoy your stay, and find something worth blogging about, whether it be the men or their businesses.

Tequila Mockingbird - Bookstore Worker & Bartender Jungkook

Although Jungkook will never admit it, he needs help running Tequila Mockingbird, his newly renovated bookstore with a twist. That’s where you, the best bartender in the neighborhood, come into play. He needs someone to teach him how to make more than just a basic cocktail. You don’t mind the extra side job; not when you’re basically getting paid to stare at the good-looking book nerd.

Dew Me - Florist Taehyung

You just bought the tattoo parlor next door to the local floral shop and you think it’s hilarious how red the florist gets everytime you go in to flirt with him. Taehyung is shy so he’d never tell you that he’s attracted to you, even though you confuse the hell out of him since you’re always really sweet, but then you are also covered in tattoos and ride that death-trap of a motorbike. So all he ever does is give you a new flower as a parting gift each day, hoping that you’ll eventually come to the conclusion of what each flower means.

coming soon~

The Daily Grain - Baker & Sandwich Maker Jimin

Ever since you found out that you inherited your Gran’s house after she passed away, you decided to move back to Bangtan Springs. Stuck between keeping the house or putting it up for sale, you’ve been spending a lot of time at The Daily Grain, a cute little bakery with an even cuter bread boy that makes the best danishes to cheer you up. And what’s better than eating your feelings when you don’t know what to do?

coming soon~

Grind My Gears - Coffee Master & Bicycle Mechanic Namjoon

Namjoon is your jerk of a barista who purposely messes up your name any way that he can when you order your fix from his coffee and bike shop. But that’s alright, because you know that the perfect way to get back at him is to constantly request his services just to annoy him, and he can’t necessarily say no without losing business since you’re the column writer at the The Bangtan Springs Daily, the local newspaper. You have the power to make or break his business, and he sure as hell knows it.

coming soon~

Breathe & Balance - Hot Yoga Instructor Hoseok

You didn’t know that Hoseok was your new yoga instructor, which is kind of awkward since you had sex last night and your friends keep asking about how your ‘date’ went. It also doesn’t help that this hot yoga class has everyone drenched in sweat and seeing Hoseok like that keeps giving you flashbacks to last night, and neither are the looks that he keeps giving you.

coming soon~

Time To Dye - Hair Stylist Yoongi

Time To Dye is a popular A-list hair salon owned by the one and only Min Yoongi. He’s known to be a mysterious guy with a cold heart, and he just so happens to be your new boss starting later today. Too bad you didn’t realize when you were cussing a dude out for spilling coffee all over you that it was actually him, with different hair of course. Now here you are standing in front of him, only instead of firing your ass, he’s smirking. Oh boy.

coming soon~

A Tailored Tumble - Dry Cleaner & Tailor Seokjin

Your younger sister’s wedding is coming up soon, and you’re pretty sure your five year old son had another growth spurt, which normally wouldn’t be a big deal but since he’s the ring bearer it kind of is. Especially if he grew out of the suit you had already bought for this occasion. And if he doesn’t fit it anymore, you might just rip your hair out. Luckily, you know a really handsome tailor that can whip up a new one pretty quickly, so it looks like you’ll be spending a lot of time at his shop these next couple weeks.

coming soon~