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A bohemian mountain-dog. Slender face, sleek ears, and a ballet-dancer’s overly nimble gait. He has seven missing teeth and a consumptive dry cough. He is Duke.
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Wes Anderson Movies + textpost part 9/11 (or until I give up)
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou edition
Wes Anderson Movies + textpost part 10/11 (or until I give up)
Wes Anderson Movies + Tv tropes part 4/12
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou edition
Wes Anderson Movies + Tv tropes part 8/12
The Grand Budapest Hotel Edition
tbh I think the grandmaster is just jeff goldblum in disguise
Interviewer: Why do you think Spider-Man is such an important part of the MCU, because there may be be a little divorce happening.
Jeff Goldblum: ???
This post snowballed rather quickly
not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement. “look alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]
Put your hands in the air if you're looking forward to seeing Michelle Yeoh as Madame Morrible in Wicked next year (currently scheduled for November 2024). Really hope this movie delivers. I know Michelle Yeoh will.
1993 / 2022
Dr. ELLIE SATTLER, Dr. ALAN GRANT, Dr. IAN MALCOLM
24.07.24
#Mira-Marathon | MCU
Film Name: Thor: Ragnarok (2017); Production Studios: Walt Disney Pictures, Marvel Studios; Director by: Taika Waititi; Screenwriter: Eric Pearson, Craig Kyle, Christopher L. Yost, Walter Simonson; Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett, Idris Elba, Jeff Goldblum; Genres: Science Fiction, Fantasy, Action, Adventure; Running Time: 2 hours 10 minutes;
"Thor: Ragnarok" is a Marvel superhero film where Chris Hemsworth plays Thor, who after losing his powers ends up on the planet Sakaar and is forced to fight the Hulk in an arena. They must escape and stop Hela, the goddess of death, who plans to destroy Asgard. Pros: Incredible visual effects, Exciting and dynamic plot, Lots of humor, Excellent performance by Chris Hemsworth and Mark Ruffalo, Introduction to the cosmic side of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Cons: Some characters like Hela and Valkyrie are not very well written, Some plot twists are predictable. Overall, this is a visually impressive, dynamic and fun film with an interesting plot and charismatic characters.
My rating:
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Ian Malcom illustration by Carlos Lema
I just realized that I have been imagining a Jeff Goldblum variant speaking for the Kahn academy videos
Power players
I've compiled a list of people in this day and age whose powers are beyond my comprehension
Terry Crews. Too big. Too good. Muscles are full of nice secrets
Shane Madej. Chaotic neutral. Doesn't give a single damn and is probably himself haunted
John Mulaney. Don't actually know too much 'bout him. Seems aligned with comedic spirits/gods
Taika Waititi. Elder God. Has Marvel exactly where he wants and knows it
Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum
Emma González. Gets stuff done and is 100/10 done with bullsh*t (She did a lot yo)
Lin-Manuel Miranda. Pure. Good. Talented smiley man
Thomas Sanders. Such a pure person. Relatable gay. Sweetheart
Jacksepticeye. Loud as hell. Big heart. PMA and fun
Tell me who I missed because these are just a few I actually know of. "Power players" are referring to people making a difference and no longer actually caring Or those who are still caring in a big way ~
Feel free to add on to this lol
A summary of Ragnarok:
Some weird shit is going to happen but we’ll just laugh it off and stuff oh and everyone is gay and Loki has a sugar daddy??