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Attention all Ewan McGregor fans! This is not a drill!

I'm pumped! I'm hype! I'm frothing at the mouth cuz TODAY'S THE BIG DAYYYYYY 🎉🎉🎉

Ewan is getting his star on the Walk of Fame TODAY at 11:30am Pacific Time!

Make sure to double check the time conversion for your zone!

The ceremony will be streamed live on www.walkoffame.com

I'm excited to show up and SHOW OUT for our mans!🤩🤩🤩

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters

oh my god, are you sure we aren't the same person? I have very strong feelings about this. Your tags are like if someone uploaded my diary entry. The only difference is that I eventually got to a place where I realized it was best to accept defeat with dignity (I hope). Everyone can't be winners and I don't think what I'm looking for exists for my life.

I truly hope you're able to experience the things you mentioned! You seem really lovely!

feeling an intense urge to be dating and to meet cute people and to kiss someone. but also scared and lazy and don't actually want to go through the process

The Ewan McGregor Screentime Percentage (EMSP) List

I thought it'd be helpful to make a list for the movies that I've reviewed so far. I will update it as new reviews are posted. Unfortunately, I'm not yet able to add links to direct you to the full review. The letters EMSP stand for " Ewan McGregor Screentime Percentage" which is how long he spends on screen in a given movie. It is ordered from his highest screentime percentage to lowest. I hope this helps those looking for a new Ewan movie to watch!

1 Rogue Trader (1999): 69% (65 / 1 hr. 34 min.)

2. Nora (2000): 56% (60 / 1 hr. 47 min.)

3. Trainspotting (1996): 55% (52 / 1 hr. 34 min.)

4. Nightwatch (1997): 51% (52 / 1 hr. 42 min.)

5. A Life Less Ordinary (1997): 51% (53 / 1 hr. 44 min.)

6. Eye of the Beholder (1999): 47% (48 / 1 hr. 42 min.)

7. Shallow Grave (1994): 44% (41 / 1 hr. 33 min.)

8. The Serpent's Kiss (1997): 42% (44 / 1 hr. 46 min.)

9. Moulin Rouge! (2001): 40% (51 / 2 hrs. 8 min.)

10. Brassed Off (1996): 24% (26 / 1 hr. 47 min.)

11. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002): 23% (33 / 2 hrs. 22 min)

12. Blue Juice (1995): 22% (22 / 1 hr. 39 min)

13. The Pillow Book (1996): 22% (28 / 2 hrs. 7 min.)

14. Nothing but the Truth (1995): 21% (21 / 1 hr. 41 min.)

15. Velvet Goldmine (1998): 17% (20 / 1 hr. 58 min.)

16. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999): 17% (23 / 2 hrs. 16 min.)

17. Little Voice (1998): 14% (14 / 1 hr. 37 min)

18. Doggin' Around (1995): 11% (10 / 1 hr. 29 min.)

19. Emma (1996): 11% (13 / 2 hrs. 1 min.)

20. Being Human (1994): 2% (2 / 2 hrs. 2 min.)

(Ewan Matchmaker Game)

After much deliberation, the Matchmaker has chosen your perfect boyfriend...

Christian! (Moulin Rouge)

You definitely have a type and it's sad, broken men who are love-starved (highly specific, I know). Luckily for you, Christian is THE sad, broken, love-starved man of all time! He's sweet, sensitive, and will love you with a passion that can ignite the stars. And don't worry, this bad boy can take the trauma of a lifetime and still maintain purity of heart! No matter how bad things get, his love for you will never falter. Just give him some kisses and cuddles and he'll be yours forever.

Thanks for playing!

(and sorry for the wait)

Oh!! YES I LOVE SAD BROKEN BOYS. He’s so whipped in this movie… wowowow to have him be whipped for me…. 🥵

He might remain pure of heart but I will make sure that he is soul is defiled.

Thank you!!!! (Also I totally noticed after I posted it that one of the questions was supposed to be a 3 word answer and I gave you a paragraph. I have piss poor reading comprehension, sorry lmao)

Thanks for answering!

I don't know anything about this Leon Kennedy but if he's like my Obi then I think it's safe to say I like him lol 😁

I guess I gotta check out Resident Evil now!

Ewan Character Ask Game

Obi-Wan Kenobi + 24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

(I’m so sorry I’m just getting to this now, I promise didn’t forget)

Hmmm…. I would say the most similar character from another fandom to Obi-Wan Kenobi for me is probably Leon Kennedy from resident evil. They’re both tired, sad wet cats of guys who’ve had the weight of the world put on their shoulders too many times. And have pasts they’d rather forget.