The Dnd Handbook, On Bard Character Creation: Ur Life Is Entirely Built On Stories *proceeds To Detail

the dnd handbook, on bard character creation: “ur life is entirely built on stories” *proceeds to detail the most traumatic example backstory in the entire book*

when something u don't like happens in a canon media and you can't do anything about it, but what you can do is ignore it and pretend it doesn't exist :)))))

me every dnd session, sitting right across from the dm: ya know i'm feeling really unsafe in this environment right now-,

oh, thank you 🐇 @alliered

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please take these flowers in return :)

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here u go u will need this rock on ur quest best wishes

if you're on trial for a nondescript crime and the character in your pfp is your lawyer, is your ass going to jail?

ah yes, the adventures of: an immortal with a bakery, a child necromancer, her dragonborn dad, a giant duck, a street jester, and the team's dr8g dealer