If I Didn't Have This On My Dashboard, My Blog Would Be Useless.

if i didn't have this on my dashboard, my blog would be useless.

𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬

you and him are bored and decide to start passing notes in class— when you’re caught and asked to read them in front of the class, you eat the note to avoid having to do it.

author’s note : who doesn’t love making a good shitpost once in a while?

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The fact that I can still tell who all the lil stick figures are amuses me immensely for some reason.

Here, have these lil doodles of all of them in the low effort stick figures!

this but with ike like,..

Yuu, holding a snake: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name it?

Deuce: YOU WHAT??

Ace: William Snakespear.

I whole heartedly support this petition.

“Napoleon... My potato disappeared. ”

That's it, that's the line. I am gone... gone forever.

Petition to make a story event about Jean just peeling potatoes.

Petition to write a story about Jean and his disappearing potatoes.

yooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i'm with becky on this one 😩

Are those the dorm leaders' skulls?

shit-

twst Incorrect quote #238

MC: “Sam. I need a human skull, and you can’t ask me any questions as to why.”

Sam: “Only if you don’t ask me any questions why I have these.”

Sam: *takes out a box with seven skulls*

MC: ….

Sam: ….

MC: “I’ll take this one.”