If I Didn't Have This On My Dashboard, My Blog Would Be Useless.

if i didn't have this on my dashboard, my blog would be useless.

𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬

you and him are bored and decide to start passing notes in class— when you’re caught and asked to read them in front of the class, you eat the note to avoid having to do it.

author’s note : who doesn’t love making a good shitpost once in a while?

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Sebastian, Undertaker and Ciel reacting to their s/o crying

Sebastian

Your eyes are stinging from tears that refuse to stop. Your hands clench the collar of Sebastian's coat, crumpling the neatly ironed tailcoat slightly. Sebastian sits their in silence, unsure of how to comfort you.

He could fake human emotions, but never really understood them. Maybe it was because he so deeply believed in the notion that demons do not feel, that he forgot that every creature that walked earth was cursed with emotions, no matter how less.

His hand never left your back, continuing to rub circles on it to calm you down. He did not once mind your tears dampening his clothes, his focus remained on you and only you.

Anger fueled within his chest, bloodshed was guaranteed for the one who had dared to hurt his dear lover. Sebastian would not spare their pitiful lives.

Undertaker

Your sobs were muffled as you buried your head further into chest, refusing to let him see your crying face. Undertaker's eyes never left your shaking body, his hands cradling your head.

Whispering sweet words into your ears, he patted your trembling back to comfort you. He would do anything to see his darling smile and laugh again.

"Ssh, it's alright", he whispers into your ears once again, kissing your head tenderly.

The one who hurt his dear would sure look good laid in a coffin now, wouldn't they?

Ciel Phantomhive

Ciel resented seeing you like this, sobbing, shaking, and lips trembling as you tried to control your tears. He awkwardly wrapped his arms around you, doing his best to comfort you.

He didn't really know what to do in these situations, but this poor boy would do his best to pacify you. "Please don't cry, (y/n)", he said, no longer able to bear seeing you in pain. He did not show it, but it broke him to see you like this.

Perhaps, he could send Sebastian to take care of the person who had caused such pain to his beloved?

Okay but this stance of lilia has me laughing. What are you doing?? Why are you like this? 🤣💕

I loved this series so bloody much..

I have no words to express it.

““Stories tell a truth, if not precisely the truth.””

— Holly Black, How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories

Just going to give you this information

Your choice on what to do with it :)

STOP STOP STOP SKJHSJHS... me also being a bird i just find it kind of cute TT_TT

i just picture ballroom dancing with him at the end of the year during graduation... you've already gone through your dances with the boys. Deuce too flustered to look you in the eye, and Ace stepping on your feet as he leaned in for an awkward kiss, and you were taking some time to cool off on your own out on the balcony.

Crowley comes up to check on you. The headmaster being so kind as always. And he offers you a dance.

You end up with his clawed hand on your waist while he leads you with the other. He'd be really sly with the way he gets touchier, when he dips you you feel his hand brush over your backside, and when he pulls you back up, your faces are closer than before.

he hums along the song playing on the dance floor, muffled through the closed doors, you weren't even sure when he started to sing. his voice is soft, and he twirls you around, bowing your bodies low once more, and the two of you share this mutual stare once you're back up again. your thigh wrapped around his waist now. there's a moment of you just breathing and your faces leaning in closer. his hand slips beneath your dress, sliding up your inner thigh.

he leans in to your ear to confess his thoughts. his nose brushing up the nape of your neck and you shiver feeling his breath against your skin.

you always were his favorite student- you know? he's really going to miss you.

it's just too bad ace, deuce and grim have to interrupt, wondering where you'd gone. crowley is stepping away at a distance the moment they show up, and he gives you a bow good night.

How come I never noticed that before?!?!

屋

This is tooo cute..

I like how the last kanji in Undertaker’s name is 屋, it looks like a mini version of him.