As Said The Guy Who I Saw At IHOP Who Looks Like Spot Conlon If Anyone Knows Who He Is Please Tell Me

As said the guy who I saw at IHOP who looks like spot Conlon if anyone knows who he is please tell me XD

fan-fiction is like a drug, you can’t just read one.

david: what do you think you’re doing?

jack: *quick jacky boy do i stop and talk to this insanely cute boy and risk the delance–HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEYRE COMIN* RUNNIN

I thought being a teenager meant late curfews and hanging out with cool kids I didnt expect so much fanfiction and hot middle aged people

AUGH THIS SHIP

THEY ALWAYS

LOOK LIKE

THEY’RE GONNA

MAKE OUT

BUT THEN

THEY DON’T

AND IT HAS BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR YEARS

Others: have you ever stayed up all night?

Me: pshaw, on a regular basis

Others: partying?

Me: better... reading gay fanfiction