Masterlist

Masterlist

*=based on a post/song/movie/etc.

**=está en español

***=set in the future

Ships:

Ander x Omar

See Me

Not So Bad

He’s Good for You

My Hero

I Hate You

Just Ander*

See You Tomorrow

I Mean It

Keeping a Secret*

Lucky*

No Matter What

I Have a Boyfriend

He’ll Be Okay

Want You

I Would*** 

Ghost of You* ***

More***

La Razon Eres Tú***

Guzmán x Nadia

Estoy Seguro **

Precious*** 

Different*** 

Little Longer***

Everything

Help

I Was Thinking…***

Polo x Christian

Focus

x Reader Fics:

Carla x Reader

Interesting in All Ways (Carla x Female Reader)

Christian x Reader

I Want to Be With You (Christian x Samuel’s Sister!reader)

Deal (Christian x female reader) series: [on pause until further notice]

Deal

Part One Text Messages

Guzmán x Reader

Trust (Guzmán x Reader)

Love Her (Guzmán x Reader)

Promise Series (Guzmán x female reader): [completed]

Better

Smarter

Angrier

Greater

Sadder

Stronger

Closer

Deeper

Nano x Reader

Dating Nano and Being Friends with Las Encinas Students Would Include…

Polo x Reader

Dating Polo Would Include…

I Did It

Samuel x reader

Alien Series: [on pause until further notice]

More

Too Late

Coming Soon:

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last updated 8/7/19!

••Giant List Of Mickey Milkovich Quotes••

“I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE SAYING!”

“Must really clear your mind watching the sunrise after a long night of gurgling old man balls.”

“You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes?”

“You ready to go again or you need some time, firecrotch?”

“Fuck you is what you were invited to.”

“Those fingers go anywhere near that cock, Imma break every knuckle on your hand.”

“You’re going down, Army!”

"Red-head. Bat-shit crazy. Packing 9 inches.”

“Not everyone just gets to blurt out how they fuckin feel every minute.”

“Nonook of the fucking north, why don’t you lose the parka, unless you’re planning on banging Eskimo’s.”

“You wanna chit-chat more or you wanna get on me?”

“Whatever. Likin’ what I like don’t make me a bitch.”

“Does this violate my probation?”

“The fuck are you looking at?”

“GUESS WHAT WE’VE BEEN DOING DADDY? WE’VE BEEN FUCKING! AND I TAKE IT! HE GIVES IT TO ME GOOD AND HARD AND I FUCKING LIKE IT! I SUCK HIS DICK! I FUCKING LOVE IT!”

“Missed ya.”

“I like fucking carrot tops.”

“I just want everyone here to know, I’m fucking gay. Big ol’ mo.”

“Don’t do this.”

“Fuck you Gallagher.”

“So go do yoga, sing fucking Taylor Swift, I don’t give a shit. Just get out of the fucking car.”

“Can I go with him?”

“You’re under my skin man. The fuck can I do?”

“His parter. Lover. Family. Ya know?”

“Don’t fucking tell me what’s impossible.”

“I can take care of him. Okay, let me take care of him until he’s better.”

“Sorry I’m late.”

“Look don’t worry, we’ll get a dick in you as we can!”

“Of course we are.”

“C’mere”

“Ian what you and I have makes me free.”

“Together.”

“I love you… It means we take care of each other… It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit”

“Fuck you, fuck you and especially fuck you!”

“Well this ain’t Macy’s bitch, and you ain’t window shopping.”

“Sure. Got nothin better to do than watch a bunch of pruney queens slap their sacks against your ass cheeks.”

“Yeah, I’m sure you’re gonna turn him into a nice, upstanding citizen since you’ve blown so many of them.”

“NO ONE’S GETTING LAID UNTIL THEY GET PAID!”

“They’re not climbing Everest, They’re climbing dick.”

“no that’s illegal in this country”

“anyone can jerk a cock. I jerk mine, he jerks his. Learn a unique skill or shut the fuck up.”

“I got bottom, so you’re on top.”

“Yeah whatever. Tell em you got AIDS.”

“Iiiiiiiian Gallagher! You messed with the wrong girl!”

“You wanna fuckin’ die?”

“Don’t think you’re getting off just because you’re about to drop a patty from your fur-burger.”

“the fuck they can! Look at her, she’s fuckin’ dead!”

“I’m worried about you. I love you.”

“I want you to come with me.”

“He stays here, he’s staying with me. He’s fucking family”

“Tell fuckhead this is not over!”

"Oh. Never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad I finally found Jesus.”

“Fuck you and your weird ass kid”

“You wanna get paid a little more for putting a strangers dick in your mouth?”

“… you mean horny? What 17 year old gay kid isn’t horny?”

“Yeah, please, check your phone. I’ll just yell at the wall.”

“You ever think back in the day that this is where we would be?”

“I was ‘til shit for brains here pulled his Glock out.”

“Leave the goddamn stealing to the experts. fuck.”

“Hope Damon knows how to hitchhike.”

“I could pull it out, but I don’t want to scare all the kids.”

“Oh, check it out. Ian Gallagher putting his big boy pants on.”

“I’m thinking a little bit of nipple pinching and some ass eating.”

“Sun all year round. No more freezing our asses off. Just sandals and tequila from here on, man. It’s what kept me going in the joint. The beach. Us.

“Bet your white ass burns like a mother fucker.”

“Something else I want to hit.”

“Like stab that fat fucking mick who keeps trying to steal my jello!”

“Jesus Christ. You wanna spread a blanket out and look for shooting stars next?”

“I like em sweet.”

“It’s a fucking snickers bar!”

“What the fuck does a squirrel have to do with waffles anyway?”

“YES I FUCKING KNOW I GOT SHOT!”

“Fuck I missed you.”

“Yeah ya know when someone robs me with my own fucking gun, they’re not my friend. I’m kinda funny like that.”

“Rise and fuckin shine, Cinderella.”

“I love banana pancakes!”

“Yeah I called for a Youber!”

“Whatchu going down for then, huh?”

“Card carryin, apple pie eatin, born on the fourth of July American fuckin citizen.”

"Mary Poppins here is on a warpath.”

“Look, if you dont want to hang out with me that’s fine but you need to call your family.”

“Rise and fuckin shine, Cinderella.”

“I love banana pancakes!”

“Yeah I called for a Youber!”

"Whatchu going down for then, huh?”

“Card carryin, apple pie eatin, born on the fourth of July American fuckin citizen.”

"Mary Poppins here is on a warpath.”

“Fucking cheat on me ian. Wont get out of bed and you’re fucking bouncing off the walls- I came out for you, you piece of shit!”

”Do yourself a favor and put a bullet in my chest, cause if you don’t, you’re in serious shit.”

“Okay you need to push the fuck back, nutjob.”

“I meant we were fucking getting gas!”

“That’s all you think he is? some twink?”

“Say cheese, mother fucker!”

-Let me know if I missed any that I should add.

5 Times The Doctor Talked About River Song With Graham (+1 Time The Fam Finally Met Her)

—          ao3 —  1 —

Graham finds it on the floor of the TARDIS control room.

Everyone else is asleep, emotionally wrung out from their latest trip, he thinks even the Doctor might have gone off for a nap and he’s never actually seen that happen before now.

But Graham can’t sleep. His mind is still painfully stuck on Grace. On having held her in his arms not even a few hours ago, on having lost her all over again. Logically he knows it wasn’t really Grace. Now that it’s over and he’s looking back he even realizes a part of him knew all along.

It doesn’t make the hurt of it lessen.

And it’s not because the illusion was flawed, if anything it’s because it was too perfect. She looked like Grace, sounded like her, fit in his arms like her. She even smelled like Grace, like Shea butter and vanilla, because all the products Grace liked to buy had those ingredients in them. Everything about her was as warm as he remembers, from her smile to the soft touch of her hand. Even her mischief twinkled like the fire from a candle in her eyes.

It was like a dream come alive, a dream he never would have been willing to wake from if not for Ryan.

He’s so angry at himself for almost having abandoned his grandson for an imitation of the woman who was the love of his life. However flawless of an imitation it was.

He’s pacing from one side of the console to the other, mind lost to self-recriminations, when he feels his foot step on something small, kicking it across the room with a light tinkle.

His eyes follow the small golden object as its slide down the floor stops in the middle of TARDIS, and finally focuses on the last thing he’d have ever expected to find here if he’d ever thought to consider it.

It’s a ring.

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season ten mickey: probably yells at ian for not washing his hands before dinner

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yes omg how fun there’s so many good fics/writers that don’t get enough appreciation so im gonna try and put as many really good but not very widely read fics on this list !!!!! it’ll probably be a mix of ao3 and tumblr posts but i’ll be linking the fics along with adding summaries !! (i’ll also be adding a few jimon fics in here as well bc there are some really amazing ones i’ve read !!!)

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at the hip (jimon) by @simonlewhiss

sarah wrote this just a few days ago and its so brilliant i cried basically simon and jace are secretly in love with each other and the rest of the gang bets on who can finally get them to admit their love for each other its so cute pls read it

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