Hey Hey Hey Jimon + One Of Them Being Delirious And Confessing Their Love (is This Even A Trope??? Idk

hey hey hey jimon + one of them being delirious and confessing their love (is this even a trope??? idk love u tho)

“Simon, what the hellwere you thinking?” Jace groaned, trying to drag a half-conscious Simon acrossthe docks. He had an arm wrapped around Simon’s waist, and Simon’s arm slungover his shoulder. His head was snuggled into the crook of Jace’s neck, becauseSimon claimed it was warmer there, even though Simon is a vampire and can’tfeel cold. Jace wouldn’t admit it, but Simon’s breath on his neck felt way too good.

See, Simon had thought it would be a good idea to visit theHunter’s Moon and throw back about 10 plasma shots, and he was fucked. Jace had been woken up at threein the damn morning with a call from a giggling Maia, telling him “come getyour boyfriend, Herondale, he’s plastered” paired with yells from Simon in thebackground. And before Jace had the time that Simon was not his boyfriend (much to Jace’s dismay), Maia had hung up. That’show Jace found himself trying to practically carry a drunk Simon home at 4 A.M.Jace was going to have words withMaia about this.

“I was sad,” Simon hiccupped, using his free hand to grabthe front of Jace’s shirt. “Don’t be mad. Hey, that rhymes! I could make thatinto a song! Wow, I’m the bestmusician.”

Jace rolled his eyes, trying his best to fiddle with thelock on the boat shed while Simon squirmed in his arms. “Why were you sad,Simon?” Jace inquired, trying to distract him from moving so he could shove thelock aside.

The door groaned as Jace slid it open and carried Simon inside, not worried aboutclosing it until he had set Simon down.

“I’m sad,” Simon repeated dramatically as Jace set him on awooden bench along the wall, propping him up so he wouldn’t fall over. “BecauseI am in love.”

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Perfect boyfriends if you ask me

Masterlist

*=based on a post/song/movie/etc.

**=está en español

***=set in the future

Ships:

Ander x Omar

See Me

Not So Bad

He’s Good for You

My Hero

I Hate You

Just Ander*

See You Tomorrow

I Mean It

Keeping a Secret*

Lucky*

No Matter What

I Have a Boyfriend

He’ll Be Okay

Want You

I Would*** 

Ghost of You* ***

More***

La Razon Eres Tú***

Guzmán x Nadia

Estoy Seguro **

Precious*** 

Different*** 

Little Longer***

Everything

Help

I Was Thinking…***

Polo x Christian

Focus

x Reader Fics:

Carla x Reader

Interesting in All Ways (Carla x Female Reader)

Christian x Reader

I Want to Be With You (Christian x Samuel’s Sister!reader)

Deal (Christian x female reader) series: [on pause until further notice]

Deal

Part One Text Messages

Guzmán x Reader

Trust (Guzmán x Reader)

Love Her (Guzmán x Reader)

Promise Series (Guzmán x female reader): [completed]

Better

Smarter

Angrier

Greater

Sadder

Stronger

Closer

Deeper

Nano x Reader

Dating Nano and Being Friends with Las Encinas Students Would Include…

Polo x Reader

Dating Polo Would Include…

I Did It

Samuel x reader

Alien Series: [on pause until further notice]

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last updated 8/7/19!