Ok I Promise That I'll Shut The Fuck Up About The Dog Metaphor After This But: Kaz Being Haskell's Rabid

Ok I promise that I'll shut the fuck up about the dog metaphor after this but: Kaz being Haskell's rabid dog and Jesper being Aditi's little rabbit is honestly diabolical..... what do dogs do but chase rabbits and what do rabbits do but flee dogs. Kaz is chasing an image of Jordie he's never going to be able to catch, and Jesper will never let himself be caught, because that would mean facing up to... A lot of things! and honestly he's probably worried about what the hell Kaz would do if he did catch him! so they keep running, and maintain the weird distance and impasse between them. and unless Kaz can learn to drop that persona, that's how it has to be. and honestly. what the fuck.

SEE THIS @netflix

Just to prove a point to @netflix how many of you would watch a Six of Crows spinoff show?

At this point i know all the SOC and CK plots words by words

Me: trying to read more and different books and authors

My brain suddenly: what if we reread six of crows?

Me after had read chapter 114.5: WHAT THE FUCK

Kuwei, in the corner: This don't seem a game anymore

*Points at Nina and Kaz trowing to each other the Monopoly cards*

Kuwei: It seems the Hunger games

Kaz: checkmate

Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???

Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game

Everyone loves our sharpshooter

Post CK Wesper sometimes visiting Kaz in the Slat and all the Dregs that are around their age are eyeing Wylan annoyed and he thinks it’s because he’s now a mercher but it’s actually because he’s dating Jesper whom everyone had a crush on (and who was actually approachable cause they also like Kaz but that’s not an option) so like. Everyone is jealous of him but not because he’s rich, but because he got their favorite sharpshooter head over heels for him