Remember That Saint Valentine Was Fighting A Tyrant :)

Remember that Saint Valentine was fighting a tyrant 🤍💚🖤❤️ :)

DPxDC Prompt

Danny runs a infinite realms exclusive blog where he writes reviews for summonings. inspired by the tags in this reblog

It turns out to be a very popular blog for beings capable of being summoned, and depending on your rating the reactions you get from entities vary. Danny is immensely young by the standards of the beings that are powerful enough to be summoned so they are very willing to be petty depending on how mortals treat the “baby”

It’s not noticed right away, it is subtle at first. But eventually it is Constantine notices when more and more entities begin to call him “soul whore” after his failed soul contract with the child soul king who called him that first.

Ra’s ends up getting left on read after over a hundred summonings of the lazarus king fail to end in a contract. He attempts to summon a different entity entirely and gets devoured by an eldritch god as punishment for harassing the “baby”

The batclan notice something odd when after getting offered up to a demon king as sacrifice, they are FREED by said demon and released as the demon says “Red bird favored by the child of death, you may call upon me in you time of need should you ever require it”

To say Tim is confused is an understatement as the rest of the batclan attempt interrogate any information out of him that will even begin to explain.

Prompt 225

Klarion is EXCITED. He's absolutely DELIGHTED even, unable to sit still as he flits from place to place. His baby cousin! Is! Visiting! Which OBVIOUSLY means he, as the older one, must make sure the main places are still standing so he can show his itty bitty baby cousin EVERYTHING! After all, he's never gotten to be the older one! He's always been the youngest in the family! But now he has an itty bitty toddler cousin- form recently shifted to match- to teach the ways of Chaos to! He's so EXCITED!

The League and heroes on the other hand, are Very concerned about Why the Witch Boy has been spotted in practically every major city in the US in the last few days. What is he planning?!

MC: Will you marry me if I'm still single after ten years?

Idia: Yeah, sure. I guess.

(After 10 years)

Vil: Who proposed?

Idia: Them.

Ortho: *giggles* No. It was my brother.

MC: *who's busy eyeing the wedding cake* *takes a small bite then hides it using the flower decoration on the cake*

Vil, Idia, and Ortho: ...

Ortho: That's what Idia likes about them.

Idia: *blushes* Stop.

Vil: *chuckles*

immortal MC who hasn't heard of the news in liyue yet so you casually stroll the city to look for your old archon friend and you spot him and immediately yell "Morax!" in front of everyone and zhongli just freezes and coolly tries to walk away as if you weren't talking to him so you, confused, yell louder, "Morax!!!" and you try to catch up to him and he juST SPEED WALKS FASTER AWAY AND AT THIS POINT YOURE YELLING "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY, MORAX??!!" AND HES YELLING "I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE—"