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Twst incorrect quotes #09

Yuu: You have gone to far. You have captured me. Enslaved your whole dorm. Lied and manipulated me since the very beginning. All that I could forgive. But Jamil…

Jamil: What?

Yuu: A hoodie in this heat?

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Azul: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Or

Yuu to Crowley: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Rook: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Vil*

Vil: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I have a MUCH elegant posture, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Yuu: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.

*later, in a fistfight with a student tryna start some shit*

Yuu: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

I got some new gel pens, so because I recently started book 5(even tho I've been playing for a year🥲) I drew Vil in neon!

Yes I can

This is the tiktok I got this from

Dad: Leona

Mom: Vil

Oldest Kid: Azul

Middle Kid: Riddle

Youngest Kid: Kalim

More lazy drawings

This time Vil

Reference:

This is my first time drawing negie.

Based off

My brain juices are letting me draw!

Vil as Sabrina Carpenter <3

Pic:

Genderbent Epel would have totally said "I'm not like other girls"

(The GB Vil design is based on the one @snowwhite0430 made)

Vil: I never told you to train Yuu, I told you to protect Yuu!

Rook: Oui! Yuu's training will protect them, Roi du Poison!

Vil: But you turned Yuu into a bloody assassin!

Yuu: *has a bow and arrow aimed at Crowley through his office window as he sips tea* Assassin? I'm just making sure I survive this place.

Random headcannons I have about characters in Twistes Wonderland

Vil Schoenheit

Is an absolute slut for tacobell, or a fast food white people taco place. Listen, hear me out, as much he cares about dieting and fitness, some days he just craves fast food. Like that one scene in shrek 2 were Fairy Godmother gets mad and asked the driver to pull over and ruins her diet. He probably stress eats in secret, maybe on the bathroom floor and cries.

Idia Shroud

Scams other students ( and Crowley) saying that he has their account/social security/phone hostage and the only way to get it back is to send money or give more account information so he could steal the account and sell it back to them.

Leona Kingscholar

The WORST picky eater ever. I could see him as a child refusing to eat anything that wasn't a fucking steak or burger. Like, he and his family would sit at the table and the family would start arguing about Leona not eating his dinner. Mom (because lioness are like head of the househusband) telling him that he isn't getting up untill he finishes his plate, the dad trying to defuse the situation while Falena is like "look! I finished my plate mom! Le Le you should eat it!" . This motherfucker still refuse to eat anything that's just green, but he can eat more things that aren't just meat, so there is small improvement.

Malleus Draciona

He really thought everyone came out of eggs for the longest time. Also I feel like due to him being absent from most social gathering he doesn't have the best social skills, so he will randomly state something that has nothing to due with the conversation. Also I think if he is ever introduced to a DS he would stay in chatrooms thinking and hoping for someone to join. (Very old device so no public chatrooms).

Idk these were things I have on the top of my head, send me stuff to think about.

Laws that Twisted Wonderland Characters probably broke.

Trey and Lilia

FDA violations, baking and selling without a permit

Azul, Leona, Jade, Floyd

Attempted Murder, Black- Mail, hiring a hitmanz illegal trading

Cater and Vil

Doxxing, Death Threats

Rook

Stalking, kidnapping, theft, trespassing on private property

Leona and Jade

Treason, Third- degree murder, Assault, trespassing on private property

Kalim

Owning exotic animals, tax evasion, owning an unlicensed vehicle

Idila

Identity Theft, Scaming, Credit Card Fraud, Hacking

These are just headcannons I was thinking while at work, you can leave input or suggestions in the comments.

Obviously I do not condone these crimes and do not support it. These are not to be taken seriously

Like a Swan

This is going to be part one, of a maybe on going story.

Kinda a Vil x Reader (Yuu) and a Malleus x Reader (Yuu), no love traingles. This is kinda mordern, meaning no magic but there is still royatly and beastman.

part two is right here

{Warnings: kinda angst, Yuu is gender nuetral} Yuu is 7-8ish and Malleus is 8-9ish. The Queen is obviously Malleus's grandma.

For as long Yuu could remember ballet was a passion they've always loved. If it wasn't for ballet they wouldn't have met their now lover, Malleus.

"Now, Yuu. Are you ready for the performance?"

Even though they were in a luxurious building, young Yuu still felt the cold winds from the door, guests piling in to see the yearly performance of The Nutcracker.

Yuu shook their head, "Papa, I'm scared. I don't want to be alone on stage,". Yuu held their father tightly.

With a chuckle, Yuu's papa picked them up onto their lap. "My little swan, you'll do it perfectly fine. Your father and I will be right in the front, you'll see us. Ignore the crowd, it will be just as you practice". The two sat in silence.

"Yuu. It's time, let's go honey". Called the Stage Manager.

As Yuu gets off their papa's lap and follows the stage manager. They make it backstage where they see tall characters of rodent beastmen in uniform and many painted faces to look like dolls. Yuu was rushed into the dressing room where they were dressed in elegant victorian clothing. A silver gown with baby blue tights with sparkling frills at the ends.

For this year's performance, the manager didn't care about the gender of the main character Marie. As this was the last performance the building will be holding, due to money issues.

"Places everyone, as we all know this is the last performance for this building. We would like to thank everyone for their hard work over the years. Now, I overheard many gossiping about the royal family joining us tonight and I will confirm that they are attending".

Many people spoke all at once, and Yuu couldn't follow anyone's word. They were shaking; not because of the cold, but because of the thought of the many eyes that would be on them as they were going to be on stage alone. Many thoughts came to young Yuu's mind.

"Now, Yuu are you ready? I know this is your first performance as Marie. From upgrading as a little soldier, you must not fret. Let the music guide your body Yuu. You'll do fantastic" the stage assistant says.

Everyone gathers near the stage's opening, Yuu peaks from the curtain, looking out to the sea of guests and below them the orchestra. Yuu frantically looks for their parents, under the soft glow of the limelight they see their fathers in the disability section. Yuu smiles, seeing their papa relax and happily makes them feel a warm set of confidence.

The lights go off, and the crowd silences beside the faint gasps and whispers. Soon the sound of soft trumpets could be heard, the curtain lifts and there stood Yuu and many other dancers.

Yuu danced on stage with the other actors; dancing around the Christmas tree with the other children. As time flew by, Yuu forgot about the crowd, focusing on the other dancer's movement, how the light changes, and the orchestra's blaring flutes and violins. As Yuu danced all they could think of was their Papa, thoughts swarm them. 'Can Papa see me?', 'Am I making Papa happy?'.

The dance infront of the crowd looked magical. As Yuu danced with the nutcracker actor, soon the blue lighting fell on them, the snowy interior fell, and the soft glow of pink that acted out as the sun fell onto them, and the soft stung of the harp. The duet was magical. As Yuu was lifted into the air for a quick second their eyes met with bright green eyes. Yuu was memorized causing them to stumble on the way down. No one in the crowd noticed but the other dancers did, Yuu's face flushed with embarrassment but continued dancing.

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The crowd roared with applause, cheers, and shouts. Yuu and their co-stars bowed before them. Yuu smiled and waved at their family. The curtain fell and many dancers were filled with tears, many hugged one another and applaud others. It was a heartwarming moment for the cast, as this was the last time many will see each other.

As Yuu exited, they ran towards their fathers.

"My little Yuu, you did amazing, I think thee roses are deserved," said their father.

Yuu grasped the roses," Thank you, wheres papa?".

Their father frowned, "He needed a minute in the bathroom".

Yuu frowned, they wanted a night where papa was feeling their best, they had hoped that their dance would make him feel a bit better.

"That was a very impressive dance young one, I'm very surprised that they cast a very important role to a child".

Everyone looked up to see a tall, slim figure but old figure. She wore dark elegant clothing, and right behind her was a child, probably the same age as Yuu. But Yuu recognized the child, the bright green eyes that caught their attention earlier.

"Malleus dear, don't you have something to give to the dancer?"

Malleus's face blushed, he nodded and stepped forward. He held out a bouquet of a mixture of flowers. Daisies, white lilies, and blue buttercups. " These.... are for you... I thought you danced beautifully" the boy said as he looked at the floor.

Yuu's face blushed redder than before, reaching out for the flowers. "Thank you," said shyly.

"Yuu!".

Yuu looked behind them and saw their papa wheeling his way towards the group. Yuu ran towards their papa and hugged him.

"Papa, did you see me? Did I dance perfectly?"

Yuu's papa looked down at them and smiled, "Yes Yuu, of course. I am very proud of you". Yuu smiled brightly at them.

"There you are your highness, we thought we lost you two. Thankfully we didn't go on lockdown" said a bat fae. He had long hair with pink strips, Yuu couldn't tell the age of the boy.

The older woman chuckled, "No, we wouldn't want that".

The queen stared down Yuu, making Yuu cower into their papa's lap.

"I heard what is happening to this building, it is such a shame. I used to come all the time here with my grandparents when I was still a young fae"

The building was falling apart almost, with paint cracking in the main entrance and wallpaper peeling in the hallway, the building has seen better days. The only thing that was really left in care was the stage, the seats, and some of the wooden flooring.

"Yes it is your highness, our Yuu would probably have to stop dancing as this was the cheapest and only ballet building in the countryside," said Yuu's father with a frown.

Yuu's family and many other families in the area, were in poverty, once a boom town is now in shambles due to many leaving to live in the cities or capital for work.

The queen frowned at the young couple, she felt a tug on her jacket, lowering herself down to reach Malleus. Malleus whispered something in her ear. The queen smiled. "That's a good idea young one".

"Young one, is it Yuu? I have a question," As the queen said, the older woman reached out her hand to Yuu.

The family perked their ears. Yuu looked at their father for permission, and they nodded. Yuu got off their papa's lap and took small steps towards the queen.

The queen lowered herself down to Yuu's level, "Yuu, do you love ballet?"

Yuu nodded, "Yes Ma'am".

"Why?"

Yuu looked down shyly, fidgeting with their fingers, "Because it makes my papa happy when he sees me dance".

The queen smiled at them, "Yuu, if you were given the chance to keep dancing would you?"

Yuu looked at the queen and smiled greatly, " Yes! If I can keep my papa smiling, I'll keep dancing". Yuu looked back at their parents, their papa smiling back at them, you could almost see tears in their eyes.

"Then it's settled" The queen rises herself and looks at Yuu's parents. "I would love to sponsor Yuu, as they pursue their career in ballet. I will cover everything, on one condition".

Yuu and their parents gasp in shock. Yuu's parents couldn't hear what they were hearing. The queen of their nation wanted to sponsor their little swan. "What is your request your highness?" they asked.

"Yuu and their family is to move to my residence. Yuu will get the best education, continue their ballet lessons, and befriend little Malleus here". The queen stated.

Yuu looked at Malleus, his face red looking away.

"Now Yuu, it is your choice. Do not feel pressured, " said the bat fae.

Yuu looked back at their papa, they took note of the broken wheelchair and the tattered clothing on their fathers. Yuu left conflicted; they wanted to keep pursuing ballet, but also wanted their papa to get better.

"I have a question," Yuu asked.

"Yes little one?"

"If we come to live with you, does my papa get help?"

"Yuu, honey, you don't need to-"

"Yes, of course. I want you and your family to be in the best care while you stay at my residence" The Queen interjects.

Yuu's parents look shocked like they've just struck oil on their farm.

Yuu smiled, "Okay, we'll will come with you, ma'am".

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Yuu looks out the window, snow falling peacefully and the sound of wood breaking in the fireplace is calm enough to make them fall asleep. Yuu's door creaks open.

"Yuu? Honey are you awake?" The sound of crutches enters the room.

"Yes Papa" Yuu turns over and helps their papa into the chair next to the bed.

"Are you ready to leave in the morning, do you have everything packed?". Yuu adjust themselves into their papa' s side.

"Yes, Are you going to be okay moving there papa?"

They sat in silenced, "Yes my little swan, but I won't be with you all day. I'll be in their medic wing. Do you think you'll be okay without me or your father all day?".

Yuu's lip thinned. They had never been far away without their parents for so long. They never went to school, they always were around their papa looking over the baren farm while their father worked in a factory.

"I think I'll be okay," Yuu yawned.

Yuu's papa hugged them tighter. Yuu looks out th3 window and see the stars shining bright, before they close their eyes, they make one wish.

The two fell asleep on one another in that small chair that night.

This took a while to make, but I feel the Christmas season coming so I felt the need to write a small snip. But this might be a series! Please follow for mor!

Board/Card games that are probably banned from the dorms.

Heartslabyul:

Scrabble

Riddle would make the game where you have to use the old dictionary, you can't use slang. Which causes alot of arguments.

"What do you mean I can use the world milf?"

"IT IS NOT A REAL WORD!"

"Oh? It's suddenly not a word then? But I'm not allowed to say it around your mom? Tell me what is a real word because the word you just put down, what was it? 'Punctual'? That doesn't sound like a real word. I've never seen it".

Savanaclaw:

Life, UNO, Bullshit, Sorry!, Poker

Life because it makes everyone who plays it miserable, everyone knows why UNO isn't allowed but bullshit because Leona can't stand it. Everyone has a great poker face and no one can stand the arguments.

"Ruggie, did you just say three fours? "

"Yes"

"But you played two fours last round?"

"Maybe"

...

...

"Bullshit"

Ruggie did infact played three fours, so leona ended up with the whole deck and lost. He has banned the game.

Octavinelle:

Monopoly, Poker, Blackjack

Fun fact it was Azul who banned this game himself, he hated losing.

"Floyd you can not buy that property"

"Why?"

"Well because"

"I have 500 dollars, the lot is 500. I can buy it"

"YOU ALREADY HAVE HALF OF THE BOARD"

"It's just a game"

Scarabia:

Mancala, DND, Clue

DND is banned because is stresses Jamil out too much, he is the only one keeping track of everyone's character sheets, and the campaign.

"WAIT I WANT TO ADD SOMETHING ABOUT MY CHARACTER IN THE BACKSTORY!"

"Kalim... this is the fifth time we've stopped the game for you to change your character sheet..."

"Well, I just forgot to write something down?"

"Are you cheating?"

"No?"

"Kalim are you trying to change your characteristics so you can beat the next coming boss? Because it doesn't work like that. Also don't say "what boss" I saw you yesterday peaking at the campaign sheet".

Pomefiore:

Clue, Go, Mahjong

Clue is banned because Rook insisted one night to have everyone acted it out. Kinda like hosting your own Murder Mystery.

The game had to be stopped so many times because "someone wasn't acting the right way" ans there was confusion between everyone, it ended in an argument between everyone and everyone claiming that there was someone cheating.

"Epel your southern accent is ruining the theme of the game"

"I don't think my accent is the problem here, why is Rook speaking in complete French? How are we supposed to be understanding the game if the host is only speaking French?"

"Well maybe if you took the French lessons I told you to take, we wouldn't be in this mess"

Ignihyde:

Cards Agaisnt Humanity, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh! Is banned because Idia will try to say everytime he is close to losing that the opponent card is invalid some how or agaisnt the rules because "he didn't summon it right".

"You just cheated,"

"Um how"

"Ortho do a play back play"

"He cheated! He put a card in a deck while no one else was looking! Also his cards are fake"

Diasomnia

Risk, War, Scrabble, Poker, Crazy Eights, Monopoly.

Most of these games are bammed because the group played them for y e a r s also Sebek purposely loses to let Malleus win.

Like, Malleus and Lilia played Monopoly for six years straight.

"Father, can we please just end the game? I don't want to keep seeing Sebeck purposely loses territory to Malleus"

"Sebek, is this true? Do you not have faith that I will win?"

"NO SIR THAT ISNT IT, AM JUST TERRIBLE AT RISK"

"Oh that's for sure, you only have three men left. If anything I am wining ~fufu".

Ramshackle:

Chutes and Ladders, Candy Land, UNO

Grim can't count and cheats in every game they have.

"Grim, we just saw you drop cards onto the ground"

"WHAT? I wouldn't never cheat henchmen!"

I Want to be just like Him.

WARNING: Probably angst, angst, and cringe.

Y/N, MC, You = Yuu

Vil is eight and Yuu is four.

Yuu watched Vil on the every large commercial set, Yuu was starstruck. They watched their brother be a different person, like they magically changed into a different persona.

"LUNCH!"

Then that persona was flipped, Yuu saw Vill smirk as he skipped to their dad. "Dad, did you see me?"

Their dad was also an actor, went by the stage name 'Eric Venue', Their dad looked at Vill and smiled, "Yes I did little star!". Their dad twirled Vil around, Vil happily smiling for catching his dad's eye once again.

As their father and Vil bickered about the small script and 'boring', Yuu walked onto the set, memorized by the lights. Where their dad and Vil stood, the little four-year-old couldn't see them. It was like looking into a void.

"YUU, come on hun, get down from there!". Yuu rushed down and ran to their father, gripping their legs. "Sorry, dad". Yuu face flushed.

Their father petted their head, looking down at Vil, "Vil, why don't you get something from the buffet? Lunch will be over soon".

"Okay! But if they don't have anything I like I won't be eating!".

Yuu was in deep thought, "Yuu?".

They looked up to their father, a smile was laid across his face. "I know that look hun, what's on your mind?".

Yuu looked at their brother, who was smiling and chatting away with the other cast members. All of them looked at him with enchantment, like they wanted to be around Vil as long as possible.

"I want to be like big brother".

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Their father was able to pull some strings and get Yuu in the same beauty pageant as Vil. The show was in a few days and Vil was trying to 'coach them'. Their dad was always busy, so he trusted Vil to be a good big brother and help little Yuu out.

"NO YUU, not like that". Yuu had been stopped for the millionth time. "Yuu, you aren't supposed to walk like that! It will cost you to lose points. But we know that you aren't going to win because I am winning but we still need to make sure that you'll be right behind me". Yuu knew that they would never be exactly like their brother, but they wanted to be right beside him. They didn't want to stay home by themselves with a nanny anymore while their brother and father got to go out and see the world and be a family.

"Now, let's try again!" Yuu tried again, and again. Anything for their brother.

Pageant day came faster than little Yuu realized, the next thing they knew they were in deep, dark, purple, sparkly clothing. Behind the curtain, Yuu and Vill stood tall, their was chatter between all the contestants, some of them where giving Yuu and Vil glares while other were enchanted by Vil.

"Now Yuu, don't be discouraged when you lose points, keep your head high, and what do you remember?"

"Be number two, because Vil is one! And smile for the camera!". Yuu felt happy, they were smiling. They were finally going to be on stage with their brother.

Vill smiled brightly, "Good!".

Vil walked out stage first, and they wowed the crowd with his confidence. Yuu saw that different person again. The ego Vil played, it was truly memorizing. Their father was out in the crowd somewhere, probably talking to another producer or manager, a new gig or promo. But Yuu knew that their father was always looking, always giving his attention towards Vil.

Vil came back to the curtain and 'turn off' the persona and smiled at Yuu, "Come! Come! You're next!". Vil rushed Yuu onto the walkway, as Yuu was pushed onto the stage; the similar blinding light they saw on that set, the endless void was scaring them this time.

Yuu was stumbling as they walked, they looked at the crowds with nervous eyes, when they heard a camera flash their muscle memory kicked and look into the camera and gave a smile.

'The sooner I get off the stage, the sooner I can see big brother'!

As Yuu skipped toward the end of the stage, they stood beside Vil. "Did you see me? Big brother, did you see me?!". Vil looked down at them and sighed, "Yes, I did. You did great".

Soon the two were joined by the other competitors on the stage, in a single line. They stood by each other, as the names were listed.

"Finally, for the moment these young contents have been waited for, this year's 20XX pageant award goes to- "

Yuu noticed that Vil took a small step forward with a smile on his face, it was a different smile.

"YUU SCHOENHEIT!"

All Yuu heard was ringing, the crowd was clapping, there were cameras flashing, and apparently, a crown was placed on their head. Yuu looked behind them and Vil was staring at the floor, his fist closed and shaking.

After everything calmed down, everyone left, Yuu sulking walked toward their father and Vil. Vil had their arms closed, kicking their feet as they listen to their father and talked about Yuu to a manager.

"There's my little winner!", Yuu was picked up by their father and twirled around. Yuu just looked at Vil, it felt awkward. Yuu didn't feel happy, they felt excited that they did so well and did what their brother told them to do but they felt unhappy at the same time.

As the three walked to the car, Yuu stopped and looked at Vil. "Hey Vil......did you see me? Did I do okay?".

Vill stopped and turned around, with a disgusted looked, "Yeah. I saw you". Those words felt like poison, it gave them a shutter. Their face dropped and they felt sick.

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After that Yuu turned down every opportunity to be in the spotlight, they felt like they had ruined and hurt Vil and they never wanted to do that again, they didn't want to make their big brother angry. They felt like they didn't deserve it.

All they wanted was to be like them. To be seen.

Sorry this was kinda bad, the old was was accidentally deleted as I was writing so I had to re write the entire thing and try to get over writers block.

I hoped some of yall enjoyed! Please follow and like!

Authors Note:

Um I thought I posted this months ago. Sorry if it's kinda typical this was the first story that I wrote and didn't post apparently? Anyways I could make a part two if it does well! Thank you guys again

I don't want to be like Him.

MC/Y/N= Yuu. Yuu is 14 and Vil is his original age (18). THIS PLATONIC! Y'ALL ARE SIBLINGS!

Warnings: just angst and Yuu having a panic attacks and anxiety. Also everyone is kinda a dick.

Part one

"Dad do I really have to go?", Yuu looked nervous, shaking almost.

"Hm? What was that? You're breaking up".

Yuu sigh, it has been almost a year since they last saw their dad, nearly two since they last saw their older brother Vil. Their dad has been traveling around the world to "find their muse".

"Dad are we sure I have to go to THIS school? I think there is plenty of schools at home". Yuu looked out the window, a tall building that looked almost like an airport but instead was for mirrors, leading around the world.

"Nonsense! You and Vil deserve the best schools, Your grades also prove so! Plus since you didn't want to go RSA, so this is the only option left".

"But couldn't I have gone to NBC?".

Yuu's door opened, "Master Yuu? It is time to go".

"No. Besides wouldn't you want to be closer to where your brother is?".

Yuu heard yelling on the other side of the phone, "Listen, Yuu. You'll be fine, if school is that bad we'll discuss the next step during winter break. I love you, dear".

Yuu sighed, "Love you too dad".

Yuu hung up the phone, stepping outside, there were a lot of people heading towards the building. Some people are saying goodbye to loved ones.

"Master Yuu, here is your ticket with the mirror information. Your bags should already be in your chosen dorm".

"Thank you, Willaim, please take care".

"Oh I will, I think I will miss your helpfulness at the manor. It will be quiet again".

The two said their goodbyes, and Yuu walked into the building.

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Yuu looked down at the ticket, Gate D4. Luckily Yuu was parked at the entrance of gate C. Yuu walked around, then finally arrived at gate D4. There was a line in the mirror, probably students returning to NRC. Vil was perhaps in the school awaiting the entrance ceremony.

"Hello! new students and returning students of Night Raven College! We ask all new students to wear these robes before entering the mirror. If you are a returning student please come forward, please follow your dorm dress code before entering the mirror".

Yuu didn't think about the dorms, Yuu looked back at the ticket, no mention of what dorm they were in, nor did the robe gave a hint. Whatever their dorm is, they want it far away from Vil as possible.

The only people that were left in the mirror hall were all the freshmen, as Yuu rushed to pull the robe over their clothing.

"Okay freshman! Due to policy, your destination will be different from the returning students. We asked that everyone go into the mirror one at a time so the mirror accidentally put two people in one coffin".

'What. The. Fuck. Did she just say coffin? Nope. I knew this was a bad idea.' Yuu's thoughts were being swarmed with anxiety, their thoughts being louder than the yelling behind them.

Yuu stopped in front of the mirror, 'Yuu, you can do this. It is just a small space for a few minutes. You can -"

"HEY SOMEONE STOP THAT CAT!".

"Huh?" As Yuu turned around, they were pushed into the mirror with something holding their chest.

Then everything went dark.

Yuu's eyes shot open, and a great burst of blue flames surrounded them. "Okay! NOW HUMAN! Give me your robes!"

"A...talking cat?". The said cat jumped on top of their chest and started pulling on the robe, "Listen to me! Give me the damn robe!".

Yuu took a deep breath, "Now I hate animal abuse, but I am sorry". Yuu picked up the cat by the scruff and tossed it away from them. Yuu made a dash towards the nearest exit.

"HEY WAIT FOR ME!".

The cat jumped onto Yuu's leg, tripping them both down the stairs.

"Now what do we have here?". Yuu looked up and saw a 'plague doctor?'.

"Ah. Um, I an explain this..."

"I hope so, late for orientation and bring an untrained familiar? I do say this isn't a good start to the school year".

Yuu stood up and dusted themselves off, pulling the cat by the scruff, "This isn't mine".

"HEY! LET ME GO!",. The cat squirmed and tried to claw Yuu's hands.

"Is that so? Then what are you? Who owns you?". The man looked closer at the cat.

"I HAVE NO MASTER I AM THE GREAT GRIM!".

"Ah. I see" The man took 'Grim' out of Yuu's hand and covered the cat's mouth.

"Oh, um sir? I think I am lost?". Yuu felt like dying on the spot, this isn't looking good, luckily no one else was around to witness their embarrassment.

'So much as staying invisible this year'.

"Oh, I do know. When I realized there was a student missing from their seat. We wouldn't want to lose such an important student, right young Schoenhiet?". The older man smiled down at them, ignoring the feral cat that was swinging from his hand.

Yuu sighed, "No sir".

"Great! Now let us get back into the Hall of Mirrors! We do have an audience waiting. Now what to do with you?". He looked down at Grim.

As they walked to the Hall, the man introduced himself as Headmage 'Crowley', he wouldn't stop talking about how great it was to have another donation (from appernlty from their father) given to the school.

When they finally arrived, the three was greeted by a huge door. There were soft noises behind the door, 'this is it, you are going to see him after no contact for two years. It's fine he probably doesn't remember what you even look like. It's going to be fine'

Yuu felt like they couldn't breathe, they were late, and that means all eyes will be on them. Yuu moved the hood to cover their face more, hopefully, everyone will be busy to notice them slip in.

But headmage Crowley decided to slam the doors open, "I have found the missing student!".

'It's not fine'.

Yuu cringed, they felt eyes everywhere. "Now! Let us get your dorm assigned! The sooner the better!". Crowley pushed Yuu towards the mirror, the mirror with a dark green mask.

Yuu made a small and quick glance towards Vil, hoping their brother doesn't see them. Praying to whatever immortal deity saves them, and that they'll be assigned to any other dorm than his.

"State your name" The Dark mirror demanded.

'Well shit'.

"um.. Yuu Scoenhiet".

"Speak up!".

"Yuu Schoenhiet".

Yuu heard quiet murmurs behind them, Yuu looked around and their eyes met with Vil, who was staring them down.

Vil looked more mature, their flawless skin glowing in the dark room, the last time Yuu saw him, Yuu could barely remember what he lookrd like before. A shorter man, with a ugly haircut came up behind Vil and whispered something into his ear. Vil scuffed and walked away with the man following him.

"Yuu.... Your soul is...unclear".

Gasping filled the room, "There is nothing. No sound. Colorless. Shapeless. Nothing".

'Wow, there goes what is left of my self-esteem'.

"There is no dorm for this one".

'This is embarrassing someone please kill me now'.

The mirror disappeared, and the sound of people talking got louder.

"Young Yuu? Do you not possess magic?" Crowley asked nervously.

Yuu couldn't breathe, they felt their world crash around them.

The sound of heels clicking toward them echoed, "No. No They do not possess any form of magic".

A hand fell onto Yuu's shoulder, "What's wrong dear Yuu? You are shaking as a leaf" Vil smiled.

A short redhead made a small comment, "Then can you explain why they are even in this school?"

Vil rolled his eyes and smiled, "Everyone I would like you guys to meet my younger sibling. Yuu".

There was a lot of shouting between students, "If you two are siblings why don't you look alike?".

"Oh that is simple, Roi du Poison's father adopted Yuu as a baby, charity case". The same man as early came to Vil's side and smiled at Yuu.

"Headmage, Yuu is my responsibility. And I planned to take care of them until I graduate". Vil's hand started squeezing Yuu's shoulder.

"I am afraid not, all dorms are filled. I believe the only dorm that is available is Ramshackle". Crowley shoked his head. "We also have to deal with this...thing that Yuu brought".

Vil looked at the cat that was basically foaming at the mouth, pinching the bridge of his nose, "Yuu, were did you get this weasel?".

Yuu looked down at the floor, "Um, it's not mine".

"I AM NOT A WEASEL, I AM THE GREAT MAGE NAMED GRIM".

Vil sighed, "Yuu, you had to bring a feral rat? What would father's think if he finds out his child brought an animal to school, breaking the rules and it hasn't been a full day. Are you trying to embarrass the Schoenhiet name?"

"No of course not! I was pushed in the mirror with Grim". Yuu felt powerless, well obviously since they were the only magicless student.

"If I may step in here", everyone's eyes were on the small man? "Maybe this was a blessing? A magicless student with a magic talking cat? Headmage if I was you, I would just let them be one student. The cat and the human as one". His pink eyes staring Yuu down, but atleast he was smiling.

"NO NO! I WORK ALONE! I DON'T NEED A HENCHMAN"

'Why Me'.

Authors note:.

Here is awaited part two for everyone! I do apologize if this seems rushed but I felt the need to get the ideas written before I forget them! Thank you guys so much!

The day that (Name) disappeared.

Reader is Gender Neutral!! Ruggie is wearing a dress for comic relief. No spoilers for any chapters. Enjoy!!

"Now (Name) what could be sooo urgent that you decide to drag me out of my busy schedule, for a tea party?" Leona sat himself down around a table full of different types of food and drinks.

"Leona, me and you both know that your schedule today was to sleep in and play with your nephew", Sighed (name).

"Actually, me and Cheka were going to get manicures" he grinned "you know for our health".

(Name) rolled their eyes, "It's about Malleus".

Leona's eyes perked up, "Oh! Are you calling off the wedding?".

(Name) spitted out their tea, "NO! Of course not! It is just overbearing".

"What, the royal life?". Leona grabbed himself a sandwich.

"Well......"

Flashbacks

"Love? What are you doing down here?". Malleus teleports behind (Name), wrapping his arms around them.

"Oh, I was about to make us breakfast?"

Mallues smiled and turned (Name) around so they could face them, "You don't have to do that, we'll have the servants do that for us in the morning. Come, let's go back to bed".

"But-". Green Fireflies glittered around them, teleporting (Name) and Mallues back to their room.

"Now, go to sleep we have a busy day tomorrow".

End of flashback.

"So, does he use a sleeping spell all the time?", Leona grabbing more food.

"Not all the time". (Name) grabbed the plate of food away from Leona, "Save some for Grimm".

"If you are going to make me listen to this sob story, get me something to drink at least". Leona snapped at the nearest servent, asking for beverages.

(Name) rolled their eyes, "Seriously? It is only the afternoon".

"I drink, you continue with your vent. I'm not going to be a therapist without some sort of compensation".

(Name) could only sigh when they looked at Leona picking several different beverages on a menu.

"As I was saying".

Flashback

(Name) explored Blair Valley Market place, unlike Sam's shop they used to love, everything looked stuck in time. To avoid any conflicts, (Name) decided to wear a cloak and some old casual clothing from NRC.

'Malleus wasn't kidding when this place didn't have any recent technology'.

(Name) looked endlessly at the venues, trying to shop for the foods they were running out of in that palace. Trying to enjoy the peace they sp little get.

'Just a few more things left, then to find some sort of convince store that sells Grimm's stupid "luxurious" tuna.... that cat is going to end up spoiled and fat'.

A few droplets of water on their hand, tracing them out of their thought. 'Looks like it is going to rain'

'Shit.... Malleus'.

The sound of hooves rumbled throughout the street. Causing many to fall to the ground. "HALT, IN THE NAME OF THE LAW".

'Well. Shit'

(Name) was surrounded by knights; pointing their polearms at them. "Stay down men, arms down".

(Name) took off their hood, and nervously smiled at Silver. "Heyyyyyy.....Youuu".

Silver sighed as the rain fell "Please.. just get on the saddle".

Back at the castle, there was chaos everywhere. Knights and servants searched every room and blocking every exit.

Lilia sat on a chair, watching the chaos unfold. "Lilia, how can you be so happy when your future (king/queen) is missing". Growled an angry Malleus.

Lilia just smiled and drank his tea, "Well I know where they are".

"WHAT?" Thunder grew louder outside. "WHERE?". Malleus was having a mental down at this point, reminding the old fae of when Malleus was a young fae.

Smiling, Lilia stired his tea, "Behind you~".

(Name) and Sliver walked into the throne room. Malleus ran towards (Name), hugging and coddling them as if they were a lost child.

Malleus pecked every inch of (Name)'s face, "My love, where did you go?".

"Oh, I made a couple of errands. I noticed we were getting low on stuff so I decide to pick some stuff up". (Name) struggled to pick up their bag, showing the contents to Malleus.

Malleus smiled and cupped their cheek, "My love, those are the servant's job. You don't need to do that anymore".

Flashback Ends.

"Sounds like you don't like the royal life". Leona took a sip of his drink.

(Name) sighed, "It isn't that. I just want to be independent, I don't want to have someone hover over me or tell me not to do something".

The two sat in silence, (Name) was in deep thought. They love Malleus, they really did but they just needed a day to themselves without Malleus having a separation anxiety.

Leona stirred his drink, "Well, it isn't like you can switch bodies for a day, also your lizard fiancee is covering the bill, correct?".

(Name) had a light bulb sparked in their brain, "What if I could switch bodies with someone? And yes, Malleus is covering the bill". (Name) stood up, pacing around the table.

Leona sighed, "Too bad no spell exists. Thank you (Name) for the free meal and alcohol. But it is time for me to leave, I have a crown prince to entertain".

"Wait, Leona".

"Yes?".

"Do you know when Ruggie is available?".

♡

"Now (Name) or should I say 'Lady/Sir Draconia'? What do I owe the pleasure of? I'm glad we could schedule this meeting jn such short notice.." Azul smiled.

"Azul, I know you are such a busy man. So I'll get right to the point. I need a spell that allows me to switch bodies with someone, temporarily".

Azul, sipping on his tea. "Well, I am afraid no spell exists (Name). Although there is another spell, a mirroring spell. While you look like someone and you'll appear as that person. The mirror will show your real reflection". Azul explains.

"That will work. What is your price?".

Before Azul speaks the door slams open, "OH Shrimpy~ You didn't tell me you were dropping in! You never vist NRC anymore every since that big lizard made you homeschool!!" Floyd whinned.

Azul sighed, "My price? Hmm, how about 'Maid of honor' at your wedding?". The man smirked.

"Bride's maids and I'll let you talk about politics at dinner".

"Deal". The two shook on it. While Azul makes the contract, Floyd continues to hover over the two.

"Awee Shrimpy. I wanna come to your weddding".

" Azul, let me see Floyd's behavior chart".

The three looked at the chart, "yeah.... get 50 more green days and I'll let you in the wedding".

Floyd grumble.

♡

"Listen..... (Name) as much I would love to switch places with you... are we sure? What if we get caught? I do not want to deal with an angry dragon".

"Ruggie that's the best part, Malleus is going to be in a meeting with the elders all day. So you won't have to be around him! Besides wouldn't you like to pampered?? Think of it as a vacation".

(Name) looked at Ruggie with hope in their eyes, pleading with the Hyena, "Fine! Enough with the puppy eyes".

"Great!! Now give me your clothes!"

"Excuse me?"

♡

"Why do you wear so many layers? I don't understand this rich shit". Ruggie fumbled with the laces.

(Name) walked over and helped pulled the corset tighter on Ruggie, "HEY! I HAVE RIBS".

"I really don't know, it kinda was my only wardrobe. The elders kinda picked everything out for me".

"Ugh. Just tell me how this stuipd spell works".

(Name) grab a small box from the desk, pulling out two necklaces. "Okay so Azul said to just put these on and they'll last for two hours and do not stand in front of a mirror"

"Why not?"

"Because it is just a reflect spell, so the mirror will just show us our reflection".

"Got it".

The two put on the necklaces; with shimmering light, their appearances changed.

"Holy shit it worked" Ruggie looked at (Name) or himself.

"Okay now for some rules".

"I'm not kissing the damn dragon".

"What! Of course not. Now I shouldn't be doing anything today, so just allow whatever service. But we will meet at the mirror chamber at NRC in a hour and 45 minutes".

"Okay, while your at NRC... could you do me some small favors".

"Anything! I owe you big time Ruggie!".

Ruggie snickered.

♡

'Now when I said anything, I didn't know it would be just chores'.

(Name) was running around NRC finishing Ruggie's "favors". Favors included, finishing his schoolwork, and completing favors that he owed to other students.

'Whatever atleast I'm getting out of that castle'.

"Ruggie senpai, can I speak to you real quick??"

'Shit.. Jack'.

"Yeahhhhh, what is up buddy?".

Jack looked at (Name) or Ruggie, glancing at them, "Anyways, where were you at Spell-Drive practice?"

(Name) was silently panicking, they don't have any magic to use at practice. 'If I don't get out of this, the jig is up'.

"Um, I didn't feel good enough to practice".

"You didn't feel good? But you feel good enough to do your school work?". Jack was glaring at them, (Name) felt so small under his glare.

"Well- I".

(Name) was then dragged toward the field.

'Ruggie I hope you are having a better time than me'.

♡

Ruggie infact was not having a good time. Turns out (Name) did have stuff to do today, wedding planning.

"Ma'am? What do you think of these colors?"

Ruggie looked at the two cloths, "um, they are the same color?".

A woman behind him scoffed, "really the same color? You can totally tell that one is 'Timeless' and the other is 'Jasmine White'". A few other Fae women laughed behind Ruggie.

'Wow such great in-laws you have (Name)'.

"Miss? Here is your book. You have your plans and theoretical colors you wanted". Ruggie took the book and skimmed through it. "Um, yeah let's stick to-"

"OG Please, wouldn't you want Fae to help you? Plus this is a royal wedding that needs Fae traditional clothing. We aren't going to get another wedding for a few hundred years". The woman snickered.

Another woman piped in, "Humans like yourself think these events are big in your short life, but they are bigger for us! Your human brain couldn't even comprehend how important this is".

"Agree, you should just let us handle it, after all, humans are just known for their-"

"Okay listen here, woman!" Ruggie was interrupted by his phone ringing.

He glared at the fae women, "excuse me".

Ruggie walked into the hallway, "(Name), you really screwed me over"

"WHAT? YOU SCREWED ME OVER"

Ruggie winced at (Name) yelling into his ear, "You had spell-drive practice and didn't tell me!".

"Just go to practice! I don't see the big deal. What is a bigger deal is the wedding planning you left me to deal with!".

"Oh shit was that today? But! Ruggie! I don't have any magic. How can I practice?".

"Just break your ankle".

"RUGGIE IM SERIOUS!".

"I'm serious too! You letting your in-laws or these random people walk all over this wedding planning. How am I supposed to know what you want?"

"I don't know! Just tell them to ask me tomorrow!".

The two bickering over the phone, unaware of a certain guest. "Ohhhh (Name)~"

'Shit is that Lilia?' Two both thought.

Ruggie was panicking, "Listen, I do not have any car warranties! Do not call my number again random scammer!".

"Wait Ruggie!!".

Ruggie looked at Lilia and nervously smiled, "Oh hey... Lilia. Whatcha doing here?".

The old fae grinned, "Oh I came down here to see how the wedding planning was going. I heard some ruckus from down the hallway".

"Oh yeah... it is going good! You know, picking fabrics".

Lilia smiled, "Oh really? Well I bring good news!"

"Oh yeah? What's that?"

"Malleus is on break from his meeting, he would love if you joined him at lunch".

Ruggie's heart sank, "oh, um, well I have sooo much planning. I should get back to that".

"Oh nonsense, let's walk together. Malleus has missed you, also do me a favor and try to convince him to take the deal. You know how the elders are~".

Ruggie was pulled into a luxurious dining hall, filled with servants setting up a long dining table.

'Fuck fuck fuck, I'm going to die'.

♡

"Ruggie stop trying to get out of practice", Jack snarled.

'I'm going to actually have to break my leg for this'.

"Um listen, Jack. What if I ran laps instead of practicing? You know that would teach me not to skip practice". (Name) smiled nervously.

Jack glared at them, walking up to them, then picking them up and throwing them over his shoulder.

"JACK LETS NOT BE TOO RASH!! Please man, I can't do this. I'm actually really sick".

Jack put (Name) onto a broom, "You are going to practice like everyone else, we are too close to Spell-Drive season to be slacking off".

The broom started to levitating, even if the broom was flying (Name) couldn't control it, "Listen Jack! Please I learned my lesson! Get me down please!".

"Not untill you get the disc in the goal atleast five times!".

(Name) looked down at the field, 'holy shit. I'm going to die'. Other students started gathering around the field, picking up other brooms to play a practice game.

"Come on Ruggie Senpai! Stop being such a pussy!!"

Other students chimed in, teasing "Ruggie", (Name) hasn't even sat on the broom but clutching it like a koala.

"Alright! Let's play!" Cheers among the Savanah students.

One of the students decided to throw the disc at (Name), making the broom spin upside down.

'FUCK I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE'.

"Come on senpai! Just play the game!"

Jack flew by (Name), "Come on Ruggie, stop whatever this is".

(Name) tried moving them self upwards, but while trying to get onto of the broom the necklace started falling off their head.

'SHIT! NO!'. (Name) took one hand off the broom to grab the falling necklace.

"Shit! (Name)!?".

(Name) slipped off the broom, falling towards the ground. Jack tried to fly toward them as fast as he could. Just before (Name) could fall to their death, Jack grabbed them by their shirt them gently put them on the ground.

"(Name). Why the hell are you here?".

Just before (Name) could answer, their phone went off.

'Shit the alarm'

♡

Ruggie sat across Malleus, one of those outrageous long dining tables.

"My love how is your day going? I feel bad for not being apart of any of the planning".

"It's okay, We are doing okay so far, I guess".

Ruggie felt so uncomfortable under Malleus's puppy eyes gaze. This whole situation was way too weird for him, he was wearing a dress and pretending to be the most powerful mage in the world's fiancée.

"Is the food not to your liking love? Should I ask the chefs to get something else for you?".

Lilia laughed, "Oh that won't be necessary, after all Ruggie will eat anything".

Ruggie dropped his fork and slowly turned around with a horrific stare at Lilia. Lilia giggled and pointed towards the window.

Ruggie's reflection was in the window.

The rain started hitting the windows harder, "Ruggie, where is (Name)?".

'I'm going to die'.

Ruggie chuckled nervously, "Well, you see-"

The power went out, the rain hitting the windows harder, "Ruggie, I swear to the heavens-".

Ruggie's phone went off, "oh wow, would you look at the time! I really got to go! Thank you so much for the food!".

The thunder got louder, lighting lite up the room, "RUGGIE!".

Just about Ruggie was going to leave, he looked behind him, "Also tell your fucking family to stop being cunts".

"RUGGIE!!"

♡

"Ruggie! Where have you been I've been trying to call you! Jack is on my ass!".

Ruggie couldn't breathe, "Well I had to deal with lover boy over here".

"RUGGIE!".

"(NAME)!".

The two cringe.

After a heated argument from both sides, the spell eventually wore off.

"Well I hope two of you learned your lesson" Lilia lectured.

(Name) rolled their eyes, "What lesson to be exactly? Next time don't get caught?". Malleus glared at (Name) and then back at Ruggie.

Ruggie growled, "Whatever at least you're not stuck in a dress in front of your underclassmen. Jack we will never speak of this".

Malleus sighed, "Love, why would you go out of your way to do this? Did Leona set you up to this?"

"Ugh, no Malleus. I just wanted a day where I wasn't coddled like a baby. I want to do my own things!"

"Well you have the wedding planning"

Ruggied laughed, "Like hell they do! Not with those in-laws or something! They aren't even allowed to breathe the same air as them! I couldn't even get a word in!".

Malleus's face frowned, "Is that true love?".

(Name) signed, "Yes, I don't feel comfortable. I don't even feel like it's my or our wedding. I don't know why you invited them, I wanted to have my friends help me. Riddle, Vil and Jamil would have been the best planners".

Malleus hugged (Name), "I am sorry love, I didn't take your feelings seriously. We'll get new planners and you can invite your friends. If they don't ring up a bill... again".

(Name) laughed, "I guess I should mention I invited Azul to our wedding".

"God damn it (Name)".

Video games I think the Dorm Leadera play religiously.

Riddle Rosehearts: Candy Crush

"Bro how are you already on level 679?"

"I've been plating this game since it was release. It's a stress relief"

"I think you should go to therapy instead"

Leona Kingscholar: Clash Royal or God of War (franchise).

I feel like he only plays these when he is truly bored and not tired.

"So If you actually don't like video games. Why do you have all the consoles to play this franchise?"

"Leave me be, I'm trying to concentrate"

"I'm just saying if you can afford this. You can afford to pay me for spying on Malleus".

Azul Ashengrotto: Animal Crossing or Project Sekai

This dude HATES Tom Nook, like he has a fully furnished town.

"This town is so aestheticly pleasing"

"I know, I've worked hard earning my fair share of bells. The only thing that stands in my way is that damn squirrel"

"I'm pretty sure he is a raccoon"

Kalim Al - Asim:(downloads any game he gets an Ad for).

"Um Kalim, I found the reason why you have no storage"

"Oh those are all my games!"

"Yeah, I see that but like, some of these games came out in ####. They aren't even on the appstore no more"

"Don't delete any, I still play those"

Vil Schoenheit: Cult of the Lamb or Sky

"Ooo Vil, I didn't take for you to play these type of games"

"I only play these to connect with fans, my manager says it builds good reputation. This and my Vtubing gig"

"Wait. you're a vtuber?"

Idia Shroud: literally has played every game that has been uploaded onto the internet.

"So like what game have you've not played?"

"Ugh, I hate those dress up games. They are for babies"

"But you've downloaded Dress Up Nikki? And pre-bought tickets to the upcoming moive?"

"Just because I hate something doesn't mean I don't enjoy the lore"

"WHAT LORE?"

Malleus Draconia: Sims

When this man gets introduced to better technology, he will be in his room playing Sims (every franchise but we all have distaste for sims 4 without the mods).

"Yuu look at our little family!"

"Oh Horten, that's adorable... why do you have 1000+ hours?! That's about 5 weeks?! How?!"

"...Fae have no use of the concept of time"

"MALLEUS!"

Authors Note:

Sorry if this looks rushed or poorly written, I had this in drafts for a long time and decided today to finish writing it. I hope yall enjoyed it though.

Fast food jobs I think Dorm Leaders have worked.

I'm at work so I thought of this while making food, but send in request!

Riddle Rosehearts : Dairy Queen and Trey's family Bakery.

I feel like after his overbolt he wanted to explore and experience things he couldn't before. So he got a job to try things out.

"Riddle how was Dairy Queen?"

"It was alright for a first job, I hated making blizzards though".

"Yeah when Riddle came to work at the bakery, his muscle memory was the worst".

"How so?".

"Let's say when he was making milkshakes for customers he was flip them upside-down".

Leona Kingscholar : Waffle House

During his teenage angst years he was badmouthinh servants and food workers, so his mom has enough and decided to get him a job so he will understand how hard it is being a worker.

"Leona?"

"..."

"You know that stigma around waffle house? The fights? Let's just say he ran a fight club!".

"WHAT"

"Ruggie cut the shit, I didn't start them, but I did finish them".

Azul Ashengrotto : Family Restaurant

Since it is said his family owns their own restaurant, I can imagine him as a child coming from school and doing his homework in the corner of the restaurant and when he got older (old enough not to break child labor laws ) he worked as a host/server or dishwasher.

"How do you feel about tipping Azul?"

"Well my family pays our workers above minimum wage in the Atlantic, so tipping isn't necessarily but it is seen as a complement".

"PSST Yuu/Name, people tip there more because there's rumors that their family works with the mafia"

"Floyd, stop."

Kalim Al-Asim : Sonic

He saw an ad where the employees got to Rollerblade to cars to being food. He begged for weeks just to have a job. His family complied but he was only allowed to do it for a week with Jamil's help.

"Yeah! It was super fun!! But I wasn't allowed to rollarskate, they said 'we don't do that anymore'. So Jamil took me to Roller-Rink after work!"

"He would pout everytime we passed it on the way home...."

Vil Schoenheit : Starbucks

A video circled around of a blond Karen who looked kinda like Vil (maybe or maybe not it was him, PR teams worked hard) bitching about her Chai latte not being hot. So Vil decided to work at Starbucks for two weeks just to bring up his reputation and "be humbled".

"Did you enjoy it?"

"Kinda, it was a nice experience but so many people came in asking just for autographs to the point where the manager had to put a sign up saying if you bought 20 dollars worth of food or drinks they get a free autograph".

"So we're you the karen?"

"... listen we all have our bad days, but now I get free Starbucks for life. Now what do you want to drink?".

Idia Shroud : McDonald's

Remember when BTS meal was available at McDonald's and workers got shirts are started selling them for hundreds of dollars? I feel like Idia would do the same thing for like a game collaboration or a popular idol group. Literally only applies for the merch.

"Did you enjoy working there?"

"No. The social interaction was awful, people are so fucking rude. I'm sorry that I misheard you when you said you want a fucking mcnugget".

"Damn, salty much?"

"You know how many rude customers got spit in their food? Alot. That's why I will never eat there again" *shivers*

"Welp atleast you got this cool shirt".

Malleus Draconia : None.

I'm sorry but I can not see this man working a day in his life unless he was told to do the dishes as a punishment, but even then he didn't finish doing them because Lilia felt bad

"Child of Man, I don't understand why you have to leave to work".

"Some of us aren't from old money or have a whole ass castle decaded to their "hoard"".

"I don't like your attitude".

I'm liking having a mental breakdown and stuffing my fatass with popeyes anyways here is...

Chick Flicks that I think the Dorm Leaders have a guilty pleasure for.

Do to that this a different world everything that is popular reference is going to be different! I don't think TWST world has guns or bombs?? So Legally Blonds JFK reference could refer to a King in Port o' Bliss (since Sam is from there, which is a reference to New Orleans). Heather's reference to the Vietnam War could be an overbolt war between kingdoms (obviously for the very very wrong reasons) and JD could've overbolted and Veronica had to kill him.

And I think TWST do have its own fairytale, Enchanted is one of them like "omg what if magic doesn't exists and someone from our world goes there!"

Riddle Rosehearts : Legally Blonde

I feel like he was forced to 'catch up' on pop culture, Cater showed him ( this world's equivalent movie). Out of all the movies he was shown, he liked this one the most.

"So what what's you're favorite part?"

"I loved the fact she proved to everyone that she wasn't a bimbo. Like, seriously? Fashion merchandising is a business school, she wasn't taken seriously because of her greek fraternity? I'm sorry that pink is "too girly" to be taken seriously".

Leona Kingscholar : Heather's

He only watched it because he crashed moive night at Ramshackle. He actually stayed awake for the musical.

"I didn't take you for someone who liked musicals"

"I don't but this moive was enjoyable. You're not supposed to cheer for the cast but to see their flaws which I understand wanting to fit in"

"So you wanna see the live performance?"

"This is on Broadway?".

Azul Ashengrotto : Mean Girls

Azul wanted more guest to come into the lounge so he opened a moive night, Mean Girls was a popular request so popular it is played every Wednesday.

"You know what Azul, you remind me of the mean girls group"

"How so?"

"Well, you're not a fashion statement but you, Jada, and Floyd are kinda of the "It" group. As in "don't fuck with us".

Kalim Al-Asim : Enchanted

Kalim has forced everyone who befriends him to watch this movie, he is obsessed with this type of romance, the very naive and the smitten serious type.

"Oh Yuu! My favorite scene is obviously the dancing in the city!"

"Aww that's so cute Kalim!"

"Yeah! I love this moive! My parents funded the company to make a second one!"

"Oh... Kalim that's .. precious"

Vil Schoenheit : Crazy Rich Asains

This is definitely Vil's favorite moive, like, we've both cried to it. Because for real best romance movie in decades.

"Vil why are you crying?"

"Shut up, you're crying too! I wished I had someone who didn't care about my appearance or my background. I wish I had someone who stood by my side untill the curtain fell"

"STOPPPP YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY MORE".

Idia Shroud : A Slient Voice

I couldn't think of a live-action Idia would genuinely liked, but this counts. Anyways, we had to show him this movie.

"Idia STOP CRYING ON ME!"

"but he... and she....AHHH"

"You know this is rumored to be based off a true story but the guy actually died"

"ahhHHHHHH"

Malleus Draconia : Twilight

You wanted to try and binge watch this entire franchise with the gang one night for a goof, you happened to see Malleus outside and invited him to watch with the gang. To say he was very very interested in this series was a understatement.

"Child of man, explain to me this. Why is she choose the guy who wants nothing to do with her but stalks her?"

"Malleus, I couldn't tell you but don't be an obsessive dick who tries to have an off and on relationship. That's toxic".

"I think I see, but can you explain why the grown man imprints on a literal baby?"

"I cannot tell you".

Since I'm moving and finally getting out if a toxic relationship heres....

Type of airplane passengers I think the Dorm Leaders and Classman are!

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Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts: Quiet Worker Passenger (Business).

He's prepared, he brought his own computer, three travel batteries, headphones, etc. He gotta finish work somehow in peace.

Trey Clover: Magazine Reader. (Premium Economy).

He probably reads or brings his own magazines. Either baking, dentistry, or about the place he is traveling too.

Cater Diamond: Constantly taking pictures out of the window. (Premium Economy).

Anytime they pass something that looks "pretty" or cool, they are taking pictures. Even go as far to take videos or photo of people doing dumb things on the plane, (looking at you Ace).

Ace Trappola: Takes off shoes. (Economy)

Motherfucker takes "get comfortable" seriously. He is wearing a eye over, wearing earmuffs, he takes relaxing seriously.

Deuce Spade: Sleeper but wakes up bored so mess around with papers sitting in the front of the seat. (Economy).

Type of person to leave everything in a checked-in -bag and doesn't have anything to do on flight. He will mess with the papers in the front, try to use the tablet on the seat, look at others phones. Very unprepared.

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar: Sleeper (First Class).

His family owns their own jets. He probably has his own plane (small one, he probably has a flying license too). Anyways when he is flying with family he is sleeping or drinking, anything to take his mind off from screaming Cheka.

Ruggie Bucchi: Snacker and moive watcher. (Economy).

He is responsible enough to be prepared and brings a bag of his own food, whenever he gets bored he is just snacking or looking out the window.

Jack Howl: Podcast Listener. (Premium Economy)

He is just going to be listening to his meditation or fitness podcast or even sporting commentary. Doesn't really care about anyone else or mind babies.

Octavinellle

Azul Ashengrotto: Slient Worker. (Business).

He probably loves first class, he feels like he runs the world with this much privilege. If he hears a crying baby he can't focus and probably talks shit about the parents.

Jade Leech: Knitting and listening to a podcast. (Business).

He is just chilling, wearing a neck pillow, gotta comfy blanket, humming as he just knitts. Man doesn't care about anyone else around him, he just chilling.

Floyd Leech: Tablet Baby. (Business).

Literally always given a tablet or some electronic that will distract him from bothering other passengers, motherfucker probably likes kicking the seat.

Scarabia

Since it's probably likely that Kalim's family owns their own private jet, they both are spoiled on the plane.

Kalim Al-Asim: Talker

Always talking, probably offers to pay for someone's food. He probably doesn't even mind crying babies on a plane either, probably will try to play with them aswell.

Jamil Viper: Worrier.

He probably has to take anxiety medication because of flying, like worrying about if there is enough fuel, or if the jet had a good manience constantly asking the flight attendants how long the pilot has been flying and where he got his license.

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit: Champagne Enjoyier.

I feel like he doesn't have his own jet but flys with other influencers who have their own jets, buy he does fly first class and drinks and gossips with other passengers.

Rook Hunt: Magazine reader and Talkative. (First class).

I feel like he has never been on a airplane and when he was he was with Vil, talking and talking away and he isn't quiet about it. This man does not understand social cues! But he will be reading about the place he is visiting.

Epel Felmier: Snacker (Economy).

Since Vil isn't there to comment on what he eats, he is eating what his family packed him, fruits, candy, homemade chips, packed lunch.

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud: Gamer (First Class).

He paid for the premium package where you can have wifi and internet. Let him sit in the corner of the plane and enjoy his game time.

Ortho Shroud : Sleeper (put under the plane).

I'm sorry but I feel like he was put under the plane because he is made completely m e t a l. (If I remember) but he is put in sleep mode.

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia: Curious. (First Class).

He has no need to be on a plane but he was curious as what it was and why so many people used it when they could use a mirror. He is touching all the buttons above him.

Lilia Vanerouge: Gamer but doesn't have headphones so volume is loud. (First Class).

He is the most annoying person to fly with, he doesn't listen when you ask him to quiet down, it's embarrassing. Old people and their social cues.

Silver Vanerouge: Sleeper. (First Class)

He literally sleeps through the worst turbulence, it's terrifying really, he looks dead. Only wakes up for water and goes back to sleep.

Sebek Zigvolt: Worrier. (First Class)

This man is clutching his seat, he does not feel safe. Constantly hitting the 'help' button and asking the flight attendant when they are about to land. He freaks out at the slightest turbulence.

02/20 I wanted to write short story along with this because I'm currently waiting for my plane to board! So here Yuu!(Reader), Epel, Ace, Deuce, Floyd, Jack and Diasomnia gang on a plane.

TSA was awful, Grim, who was considered a pet, had to be put in a pet carrier. All of Epels bags had to be checked troughly, Ace got detained for having three bottles of lotion, and then Sebek wouldn't stop freaking out about Malleus getting questioned for his 'cosplay', when it was his horns.

'Finally, we can just sit down'. Looking down at Grim who was under the seat, growing and mumbling in his sleep.

"Child of man? May I sit by you"

(Name) looked around, "um sure, as long as no was sitting there".

Malleus, hummed.

"Aaaaaweeee I wanted to sit by shrimpyyyyyyy".

Malleus glared at Floyd who was smiling and holding their tablet.

"Ah that's okay, Malleus how about I sit in the middle and you can sit by the window? Is that okay?". Malleus nodded, switching seats with (Name).

As everyone was getting seated, a screech could be heard in the back.

"ACE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Sebek, I'm relaxing, you should try and do the same"

"No Ace, I'm going have to agree with Sebek on this one. You're disgusting".

"Shut up Deuce, I'm literally doing nothing wrong. If there is a problem, the flight attendants would've done something by now".

'Please guy, not now......'.

"Shhrimmmpyyy, my moive isn't workinggg"

"Oh, okay let me see it, and stop kicking the seat, you're bothering Silver".

Lilia stood up on his seat and turned around, "No it's fine! Look Silver won't wake up no matter what, but please stop for my sake. I'm trying to beat this boss".

"Child of Man, what is this?"

"Um that's a fan"

"What's that?"

Looking out the window, "umm the wings".

"Fascinating".

"EPEL SHARE THOSE SNACKS!"

"NO! GET YOUR OWN!"

'This is going to be a long trip'

Crack Headcannon about NRC

You cannot tell me NRC stinks so bad, like some of these boys probably do not know how to take proper hygiene. Crowley literally probably has to put up signs once a year (due to demand by Vil) and hold a assembly about personal hygiene.

HEARTSLABYUL

The only smelly one is fucking Ace, he probably uses Axe after and during basketball. It got to the point where Trey had to have a dad-talk with Ace about personal hygiene.

SAVANACLAW

Smellest dorm in the school, like B.O, and the smell of wet animals. The smell probably gets worst during torment season. Leona won't saying because "not my circus not my monkey".

OCTAVINELLE

There isn't a lot of smell but it does smell like fish. I do think when they were introduced to deodorant, Floyd ate it. Like straight up took a bite of it.

SCARABIA

I think the smell of buring sand hides the B.O smell, also Jamil's OCD probably won't stand it so he uses his signature spell to make others bathe.

POMEFIORE

No smelly kids, Vil will not tolerate it. Probably when Epel first show up (that farm smell isn't a joke), Vil probably took Epel by the scruff and hosed him down.

IGNIHYDE

Secound smellest room, Idia probably doesn't care for himself or others and probably doesn't know how to tell someone they stink in the nicest way. Otho is currently trying to hold a personal hygiene meeting and probably sends out emails every morning.

DIASOMNIA

Can Faes smell? Like, if they are hundreds of years old does that mean their bodies will stop producing hormones so fast? I can't really say for certain, but I think they don't have a problem with smell.

Hey guys! Sorry not uploaded so much! I got a new job and it's been taking all my time and mental health. Let me tell you making Americanos are so gross 😭 but I am currently writing and fixing Yuu(Reader) as a issek'd baby. Let new know if you wanna be tagged for the story!