Death Casino

Death Casino

If you thought that dying saved you from gambling, you are very wrong; Even ghosts get bored, and Danny decided to create his own casino when he noticed that most of his rogues preferred looking at shiny things or making bets with each other instead of attacking him.

The problem was that Death Casino became popular, not only for the ghosts but also for all the entities that were willing to visit it. Including John Constantine and the endless demons who were chasing him.

At first that wasn't entirely the problem, until they started fighting over the hellblazer soul again. Danny got fed up and snatched the contract from them, putting it on the card table while he shuffled. Constantine looked offended but the halfa couldn't care less.

Even after one of the demons gained the soul, they came back with more contracts from ¿the same guy? Well, Danny wasn't going to judge. However, maybe he should stop allowing demons to gamble with literal souls, though on second thought Constantine didn't seem to care much for his soul.

Even the strange low god gave him a cursed book! which was much more useful than the soul of a guy without self-preservation, Danny preferred gambling with random entities to the strange case of John.

That was how Death Casino became Constantine's biggest owner somehow, and the owner of the most random objects in the multiverse (demons lost a lot, and they were sore losers but Danny was stronger than them), unfortunately for the halfa, the League decided to investigate, Constantine was ashamed.

This was like one of the best jokes in the movie cuz it really do be like when you underestimate how mad your parents can get @ you

You know what would be a fun fic?

After losing a case to Wukong (defamation bc Tang told some dirtier stories to Xiaotian that Wukong definitely didn't want to be told to his successor), Tang has to be more careful about what he talks about in JTTW. Which isn't bad, it definitely means Wukong gets more socialization.

One day he has a lecture. And, right when it begins, he looks up. And in the very top row, staring at him, is Wukong. He can tell.

And Tang has to do a lecture of not-approved Wukong stories while said deity watches him. (Wukong just wanted to double check when Xiaotian's birthday was. But this is hilarious.)

Hey. How'd quick do you think an over powered Monkey god would adopt a 16 year old ghost child?

Danny: my parents are crazy ghost obsessed scientists whose ghost portal turned me into a half ghost and they want to dissect me.

Wukong: say no more( slams down adoption papers) sign here and here. Mk meet your new brother.

Or

Danny: I'm half dead, and my parents are ghost hunters and they tried to kill me on multiple occasions.

Macaque: (already making a plan to have a chat ( read scare them fucking shitless) with them) You're my kid now. Now let's get you some thing to eat.

Even better

Danny: I-

Pigsy: (sees how thin,sickly and malnourished he is slams down at least two pots of noodles) Eat. Shut it and eat kid.

This one would definitely happen

Mk and Mei after Danny tells them about Vlad: We have several ways to beat this rich guy out cold.

Sandy would definitely help him with his panic attacks.

//S4 LMK SPOILERS

Alright who the FUCK in this fandom is saying that Wukong abandoning Mk makes him a bad person

I literally ran into three different posts saying that someone has said something of that variety and on GOD I am going to throw hands

Like the hell bro do you not see???? Do you not see how much Wukong truly cares for Mk??? Do you not see how he protects him (most of the time), encourages him GENUINELY even with small things, and above all else freaking apologized????

Sure yes, maybe Mk didn't exactly take that apology, but Wukong understood and accepted that and they're growing and they're relationship is getting better

Wukong couldn't take Mk when he was born, he most definitely felt unfit/unready and it was a good, MATURE freaking choice. AND EVEN IF HE DID, ITS IMPLIED WUKONG STILL WATCHED OVER MK FOR MUCH LONGER THAN HE LETS ON.

He didn't want to. Gods above I know he probably didn't want to let Mk go but he cared enough to put Mk in good hands and in hands he freaking trusted no less.

Wukong knows Mk's friends are reincarnations of his old ones, that's why he put Mk with Pigsy in the first place because he trusted him to raise him good and well. He made so many good choices to make sure Mk was safe and happy. And you know what the best part is??

He came back. Wukong still came back and trained Mk and let himself finally be close to his (idk son??? Reincarnation??? I'm gonna stick with successor lmao) successor because he felt ready to. He watched Mk and knew it was about time and it's SO clear how much he cares for Mk.

Yes, Wukong gave Mk up. Yes, Pigsy is Mk's dad by raising him. But he did Mk good by letting him go, and with how much he shows that he cares?? I can only imagine just how hard making a decision like that is.

He did it out of the goodness of his heart. Wukong isn't perfect, no one is. But that is one of the most thought out, responsible decisions he has made so far in this show.

Now all we need is a heart to heart on just. Everything hfhh