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Pigzy: Why don't we relax and turn on the radio WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FMMMM!!!
Tang: .....•-•....
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Wukong: "Here" *gives the mk a rock* "pet rock" *and walks away*
Mk: I'm going to name you Tim
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Mei: In every group of friends there's the dumb one
*Everyone pointed at mk*
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*tang laying on the ground with Buns on him*
Sandy: Check out the Buns on that guy
Police: *kicks the door in* this is a comedy police the jokes too funny
Sandy: I'm not going back to jail!!
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Mei: *Sleeping*
Mk: *shoots the air*
Mei: *falls off the couch*
Mei: THIS IS WHY WUKONG DOESN'T f****** LOVE YOU
MK: *laughing hard*
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Wukong: MK to get out of the tank
Mk: you're not my dad
Wukong: Get out of this freaking tank I am your dad
Mk: you're not my dad
Wukong: I AM YOUR DAD GET OUT OF THE F*#%€%-
Mk: IM IN A TANK and your NOT
Wukong: I WILL CALL-
Mk: I'm literally in a tank and you're not
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Mk: AAAAHHHHH AHHH AAAHHH
Spiderqueen: why are you running? Why are you running!!
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Pigzy: 2 shots of vodka *poors almost all of it*
Mk: *looks concerned*
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Mk: what are THOSSSSEEEEEE
Red son: they are my crocs
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Wukong: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing
Macaque: *gets in his face* but cha didn't
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Mk: *reaches out and touches red sun's hand*
Red sun: *slowly turns his head annoyed and moves his hand looking disgusted*
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Tang: *watches the deers eat*
Pigzy: *loud sneeze*
Tang: *sarcasm* nice pigzy
Pigzy: I SNEEZED!! I am not ALLOWED to SNEEZE!!
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Wukong: never want to talk about your feelings, Macaque
Macaque:.......
Mk: I do
Wukong: I know mk
Mk: im sad
Wukong: I know mk
*pats mk's head*
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Macaque: hay how much money you have?
Wukong: like 69cents
Macaque: ek 😏 you know what that means
Wukon: *tears up* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Mei: it is wensday my dude
*Everyone being quiet*
Mei: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
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man: did anyone tell you you look like Beyonce~
Mei: no they tell me I look like mei
Man: who the f&#% is that
Mei: me b*#^*
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Mk: im in me dad's car broom broom
Pigzy: get out me car!
Mk: awwww
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Sandy: *playing the piano*
Mk: *dose a dance*
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Wukong: WHAT THE F*#^ IS UP DBK,NO WHAT DID YOU SAY DUDE, what the F&#^, STEP THE F&@^ UP DBK
Dbk: .....•-•....
Pif: @-@
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Red sun: *breathes out fire*
Mk: *looks at mei* wow
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Macaque: boo!
Wukong: ahhhhh!!.....stoooop....I could've dropped my croissant *cutely pouts*
Macaque: ahahah
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Macaque: and remember nobody will be ever to hate you more than you already hate yourself *tears fall*
Wukong: *concerned*
Mi : mk is that a weed
Mk : no this is-
Mei: I'm calling the police ( go to microwave dial 911) 911 what's your emergency
Mk: o-o
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Mk : (locks the car before throwing the keys in car)
(Mei standing out side with a police man trying to unlock her car and her looking at mk with a "I'm done with your s&^$)
Mk : mei is that the police I'm calling the weed
( goes microwave dial 420)
420 whca your blazing
Mei : -_-
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Sandy: um mei can you read number 23 for the class
Mei : no I can not---what up I'm mei im 19 I never learned how to read
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Mk : *driveing* road work ahead uh yeah I sure hope it does
Mei: *laughing*
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Y/n : *possessed by dbl* roar
Mk: the power of Christ compels you
Y/n: ROAR
Mk:THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
y/n: RROOOAAARRRR
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*Mei walks in the room*
Mei: hi welcome to Chili's
Everyone: o-o
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Mk : *to Macaque* happy Christmas
Macaque: •_•
Mk : *to Wukong* its chisman
Wukong: XD
Mk : *to others* merry crisis
Others: =3=
Mk : *to red son* Merry Chrysler
Red son: =_=
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Pigzy: *talking to tang* and they were roommates!
Tang: omg they were roommates!?!
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Mk: dad look its the good kush
Wukong : this is the Dollar Store how good can it be
(Y/n): I like my coffee like I like my men
(Y/n): *sips tea*
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Mk: hay y/n
Y/n: who are you???
Mk: seriously we live in the same house
}Later{
Wukong: oh hi y/n~
Y/n: whu??? Do I know you?
Wukong: I have literally been to your house
}even later{
Red son: oh hi y/n
Y/n: do I know you??
red son: I am literally DATING YOU
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Y/n: I HATE YOU !!
Red son: oh well next time don't steal my Monopoly!!
Pigzy: *sigh* red give y/n your $200 you landed on they're property
Red son : no they're in jail I'm not going to give money to a criminal!
Y/n: that's not how you PLAYYYYYYYY!!!
Tang: so why are they screaming
Pigzy: shut the F*^$ up tang you don't get to talk after stealing my last Railroad!!
Y/n: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN !!
Red son: ME TOO!!
Pigzy: YOU THINK I WANTED THIS !!
Y/n: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Y/n:Why you sad
Mk: I don't know
Y/n: just for no reason?
Mk: Oh no there are plenty of reasons I'm just not sure which one it is
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Mk: Can I have another cookie
Macaque: Well what did wukong say
Mk: he said no
Macaque: then why would I say yes
Mk: because he's not the boss of you
Macaque:.............
Macaque internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap
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Red son: I have feelings for you
Mk: you do!!
Red son: yes, I feel you're really annoying
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Mk: you always look so unapproachable
Macaque: and yet here you are
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Y/n: *kicks the "G" off the grave yard sign*
Macaque: lets get this party started
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Mk: Have you seen a person named "y/n" around here?
Demon: Yes, they made a horrible mess of the blood fountain
Wukong: *looks at it* looks fine to me
Demon: IT USED TO BE WATER!
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Sandy: Can I be frank with you guys
Mei: sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to be help
Mk: can still be mk
Mei: shh, let frank speak
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Wukong: You lying cheating piece of s&%$
Macaque: oh yeah you're the idiot who thinks you can get away with with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Wukong: I'm leaving you and I'm taking mk and mei with me
Y/n picking up the Monopoly board: I think we're going to stop playing now
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Mei: in your opinion, what's the height of stupidity
Red son: *looks at mk* how tall are you
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Macaque being dramatic: she was poetry, but he couldn't read
Wukong: his name is jurred, he's nineteen
Mk: when his parents built a very strange machine
Mei: watch that scene dig it, the dancing queen
Sandy: EEEEEY MACARENA
Tang/pigzy: ............
Red son: horrible job, everyone
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Y/n: hehehehhehehe
Macaque: what's wrong with them
Wukong: .....Don't know
haven’t drawn inkypages in a hot minute hello❤️❤️
Lego hire me
LGBTQ+ Headcanons (LMK)
Please remember that these are only headcanons, if you disagree with me then that's all chill.
MK: Trans, also bisexual. I'll admit, I don't normally headcanon characters as trans unless the narrative is trans coded, but there's a rather particular line that caused this headcanon. When the spider queen's minions would call him 'Monkey boy' he'd shot back that he's a "monkey man" which seemed odd to me as he doesn't seem to be the type to be insecure about his masculinity and with him declaring himself as the "monkey kid" he certainly isn't insecure about being seen as a kid. The only thing that made sense for why he'd do that was that he just likes to randomly declare himself as a man, which just seems like a very trans thing to do.
Pigsy: Bi, no known preference.
Tang: Gay.
Sandy: AroAce spec. He can feel both romantic and sexual attraction, but he needs to get to know them properly first.
Mei: Bi, with a preference towards men.
Monkey King: Pan.
Macaque: Pan.
Red Son: Bi, with a preference towards men.
DBK: Straight.
Princess Iron Fan: Straight.
Spider Queen: Bi, no known preference.
Syntax: Gay asexual.
Huntsman: He's honestly just into someone being able to kill him if needed, lol.
Ne Zha: AroAce.
Lady Bone Demon: AroAce.
The "mayor": I don't know what the fuck he his but he ain't straight.
Azure: Pan.
Peng: No clue, but he ain't straight.
Yellow tusk: Gay.
Tfw you’re just some poor horse and former bi ma wen himself approaches you
You know what would be a fun fic?
After losing a case to Wukong (defamation bc Tang told some dirtier stories to Xiaotian that Wukong definitely didn't want to be told to his successor), Tang has to be more careful about what he talks about in JTTW. Which isn't bad, it definitely means Wukong gets more socialization.
One day he has a lecture. And, right when it begins, he looks up. And in the very top row, staring at him, is Wukong. He can tell.
And Tang has to do a lecture of not-approved Wukong stories while said deity watches him. (Wukong just wanted to double check when Xiaotian's birthday was. But this is hilarious.)
So Monkie Kid fandom we need to settle something extremely important as a community.
What should the Tang/Macaque ship be called?
HibiscusTea, TintedLens, or InkyPages?
Vote now on your phones!
quiet laughing
Soups, Stews and Chili - Chicken Soup - Copycat Chicken Noodle-O Soup Lemon juice is the secret ingredient that really brings out the tang in this copycat version of Campbell's Chicken NoodleO's soup.
Yes I am with Nezha on this we will die one day but it'll be glorious
what's your favorite tea?
Appetizers and Snacks - Salsa - Super Summer Salsa This unique, sweet salsa is praised for being excellent for the summer. Along with red onion, red pepper, sugar, and the sharp tang of rice wine vinegar, it features sweet white corn and black beans. accompanied by chips.
I'm watching Monkie Kid again
And I'm falling in love with Tang
help
And also red son
double help
I LOVE THEM?!?!?!