He Has A Lizard Kid, A Cat Kid And A Dog Kid...

He has a lizard kid, a cat kid and a dog kid...

Perfect for a chaos gremlin dad.

I've had a beast of a cold for the last few days, but I wanted to get this out before the new year! while I've sort of made my peace with my first take on Lilia's UM poster, I really wanted to do a version with the new context that chapter 6 gave us. because. c'mon.

(don't worry, Lilia can carry ALL HIS KIDS AT ONCE)

Does mobile games count?

Seriously, with Ao3 and Tumblr tag system and with how other fanfics website works you have to go out of your way to see something you don't like anyway so let it go. The internet is not here to cater to you and you only. It's for everyone and while it can make it scary and dangerous sometimes, it's also what makes it beautiful and liberating. You don't like it when government and corporation tries to police it, so what makes you think it's okay for you to do it?

Who you gonna call?!

So who wants to exorcise a few ghosts with me??

Blathering old fools that clearly should not be in this plane of existence?

I have yet to watch a space western that hadn't dealt emotional damage. If you know of one then please let me know but in the meantime I'm a normal space western is all the warnings I need.

Sometimes I think I'm okay and then I remember Trimax exists

This reminds me of my favorite magic trick to pull on kids. Hide two identical coins in each hand. Show one of the coin to them (don't tell them about the other). Close your hands again and ask them where the coin is. Always open the opposite hand than the one they chose. It works wonders, you'd think they'd give in and tap both hands on 3rd try but no... Depending on the kids tolerance to frustration you can keep them occupied for 30 mins max. Their reactions are priceless. You risk to have to give the coins away afterwards though.

Jelly bean