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Come on God you can do it!

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Somehow I knew you’d say that….

You know in original Beanfest, Lilia couldn't find either Silver or Sebek when he defeated Malleus. But with your Yuu hovering around Silver suddenly his "protecc baby son" was activated and he wiped out both of them 10 min into the game 😂 Unfortunately it means they got to spend time together in Beanfest time-out, so Lilia lost this round

(Alternative scenario, Yuu spent the entire Beanfest looking for Silver but he cannot find him anywhere so automatic W for Lilia)

(referencing this series)

Funnily enough, I was just thinking about this. XD

Believe it or not, Yuu would actually do pretty well here as the only rule seems to be “no magic” and despite all appearances, he’s in great shape. (Remember this is a guy that regularly gets tossed around by Lilia.) Once he’s motivated, he can be like Rambo, and spending time with Silver is great motivation. (He and Silver would actually be a decent team if Silver could adapt to his whackiness.)

Yeah, I think Lilia would definitely want to hunt Yuu first just because at this point it’s become instinct, and he's not going to leave Silver along in the woods with that animal. Meanwhile, Yuu would look for Silver, but will he find him? Who knows.

Don’t wanna say too much as I may write this as a story one day.

But for fun--

-- (Based on this)

*Vargas explaining the rules of bean fest*

Vargas: And NO hatchets!

Yuu: *Holding hatchet* I can’t help but feel I’m being singled out here.

Vargas: Yuu, no.

Yuu: Aw, c’mon!

Vargas: No!

Yuu: But what if--

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Fine! *Tosses hatchet, narrowly missing Azul who screams like a Sebastian about to get boiled* Yuu: What about guns?

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Chainsaws? *Revs up saw*

Vargas: No.

Yuu: swords?

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Brass knuckles?

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Acid attacks?

Vargas: You’re going to hell, you know that right? I know as a teacher I shouldn’t say that, but you are not seeing heaven, ever.

Yuu: That’s okay, I figured that out a while ago with the experimentation and unlawful taxidermy.

Yuu: Anyway, what about nuclear weapons?

Vargas: …

Riddle: No.

Vargas: Aw, c’mon.

Riddle: No!

Vargas: I mean, I don’t think he could do it, but I mean if he wants to try I would want to see… No, no you’re right.

Vargas: *To Yuu* No nukes. (Though I’m open to discussion.)

Yuu: Okay, got it. No Phantom Thread shit, but nukes are an option as long as Riddle doesn’t find out.

Everyone else: NO!

You know, with the emotional pain your fic is making me go through lately on AO3, I really needed the wackiness of that AU.

You know in original Beanfest, Lilia couldn't find either Silver or Sebek when he defeated Malleus. But with your Yuu hovering around Silver suddenly his "protecc baby son" was activated and he wiped out both of them 10 min into the game 😂 Unfortunately it means they got to spend time together in Beanfest time-out, so Lilia lost this round

(Alternative scenario, Yuu spent the entire Beanfest looking for Silver but he cannot find him anywhere so automatic W for Lilia)

(referencing this series)

Funnily enough, I was just thinking about this. XD

Believe it or not, Yuu would actually do pretty well here as the only rule seems to be “no magic” and despite all appearances, he’s in great shape. (Remember this is a guy that regularly gets tossed around by Lilia.) Once he’s motivated, he can be like Rambo, and spending time with Silver is great motivation. (He and Silver would actually be a decent team if Silver could adapt to his whackiness.)

Yeah, I think Lilia would definitely want to hunt Yuu first just because at this point it’s become instinct, and he's not going to leave Silver along in the woods with that animal. Meanwhile, Yuu would look for Silver, but will he find him? Who knows.

Don’t wanna say too much as I may write this as a story one day.

But for fun--

-- (Based on this)

*Vargas explaining the rules of bean fest*

Vargas: And NO hatchets!

Yuu: *Holding hatchet* I can’t help but feel I’m being singled out here.

Vargas: Yuu, no.

Yuu: Aw, c’mon!

Vargas: No!

Yuu: But what if--

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Fine! *Tosses hatchet, narrowly missing Azul who screams like a Sebastian about to get boiled* Yuu: What about guns?

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Chainsaws? *Revs up saw*

Vargas: No.

Yuu: swords?

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Brass knuckles?

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Acid attacks?

Vargas: You’re going to hell, you know that right? I know as a teacher I shouldn’t say that, but you are not seeing heaven, ever.

Yuu: That’s okay, I figured that out a while ago with the experimentation and unlawful taxidermy.

Yuu: Anyway, what about nuclear weapons?

Vargas: …

Riddle: No.

Vargas: Aw, c’mon.

Riddle: No!

Vargas: I mean, I don’t think he could do it, but I mean if he wants to try I would want to see… No, no you’re right.

Vargas: *To Yuu* No nukes. (Though I’m open to discussion.)

Yuu: Okay, got it. No Phantom Thread shit, but nukes are an option as long as Riddle doesn’t find out.

Everyone else: NO!

I’m losing my shit rn, I had to explain to my roommate that isn’t on this hell site why I’m laughing so much.

And if you guys wanna know he picked the fairy.

I wonder where I’ll end up at on this line?

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

Went to Cultura to buy the princess peach game and discover this:

The manga is finally out in France!!!😍😍😍

What did Ruggie and Scarabia do to make op do that though? Or is it just for the sake of chaos?

Is it OWMH if I give Ruggie a pickaxe and convince him that there's treasure in the pillers supporting Scarabia?

Welp, I felt this one in my soul.

fragile nii-sama

Is it Off with my head if I want to see if that last guy manages to get past the Tweels and stab Azul? And record it ? And sell the recording?

Is it OWMH for sneaking a switchblade onto campus? I (Ignihyde Sophomore) have decided SCREW THIS MAGIC STUFF I'm gonna start stabbing people who piss me off, also it looks cooler IMO

Azul will be my first victim :)

That's the face of someone debating if the other is really stupid, insane or both at the same time.

Soulslike AU

:/

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

THIS! ☝☝☝☝☝

Seriously, how does people not get this?! From Malleus perspective Ortho told him that he's basically a ghost and therefore cannot be killed. And of course the OB is affecting him, he's more calm and collected than the others but that doesn't mean he's rational.

He isn't, he really seriously isn't. If he were he would never, ever, have attacked Lilia, Silver or Sebek. FFS, it was Silver's tears that pushed him over the edge and caused him to OB! You really think he would risk hurting them?

Nah, no way, no how. If he finds out how he sent Silver spiraling he's going to be wracked with guilt!

Malleus isn't quite as much in control as he appears. And he's going to keep unravelling more and more, I'm sure of it.

Malleus Draconia versus Ortho Shroud

It seems some people are surprised at Malleus’ actions? That he destroyed the robot dogs and almost destroyed Ortho.

But I would like to point out that Malleus has always been like this; very protective of his loved ones.

For example: In Lilia’s PE vignette, he nearly took Rook’s head off because he thought Rook was trying to hurt Lilia.

Then we come to book 7, chapter 7 update.

Yes, he destroyed the dogs and almost Ortho but remember Malleus is protective of his loved ones.

Malleus OBed because he wants his loved ones happy and Ortho is a threat to that, so of course he’s going to destroy any threats to them and Ortho basically labeled himself as such.

Now I want to bring up a point that I don’t see many talk about?

Malleus understood Ortho’s explanation about how Ortho woke up and how he was able to penetrate the barrier.

Ortho described himself as immortal basically because he can transfer his data to any body, which Malleus understood as transferring vessels.

This is when Malleus finally took the steps to destroy Ortho. Not because he wanted to kill him, but because he knew that Ortho would still live and transfer himself to another body.

Did Ortho feel fear? Yes because Orth doesn’t like lightning and that’s one of Malleus’ powers but think about it.

Feeling fear is an emotion no one wants to repeat. Malleus acknowledged that Ortho might be feeling fear

With Malleus knowing that Ortho can feel such things, Malleus told Ortho he would end him swiftly because in a way that is an act of kindess isn’t it? To end it quickly rather than prolonging the fear.

But at the same time he knows that Ortho will live and remember this emotion, and that’s what Malleus wants, so Ortho would be too scared to try again.

Malleus is protective of his loved ones and he always has been.

While his actions might seem as if he’s out of control, he isn’t. He understood in his own way what Ortho explained to him before making his move.

He didn’t attack because he’s raging but made a more calculative move on his end to stop Ortho, one that he would make repeatedly if need be, since he knows that Ortho can transfer bodies.

I love that nerd.

Though, with the non humanoid rule and the fact that the only edible part of Freddy is very much human I think Marcille still has a way out of it.

They could try make more ghost sorbet with the children spirit's and remnants, but honestly I think the best Senshi and Laios can negotiate is allowing Freddy and the gang to bak pizza with them.

Certified dungeon meshi moment

Make sense this wouldn’t be the last chapter. They’re probably going to cut off right before the final battle or after the flashback. In any case I’m not emotionally ready for this.

NEW CHAPTER ON MARCH 1??? SO SUDDENLY? OMFG I'M NOT REASY

Malleus isn't in the cover again??? Please I'm begging y'all just bring him back omfg it's so painful being a Malleus stan omfg... Does this mean this isn't the final chapter yet?

i however can not come up with a reason why bepo could ever be scolded. he can do no wrong (it's impossible and untrue)

(maybe he ate something he wasn't supposed to again…)

He depleted the crew finance by buying Uta merchandise, obviously.

Look at him, it must have cost a small fortune.

i however can not come up with a reason why bepo could ever be scolded. he can do no wrong (it's impossible and untrue)

(maybe he ate something he wasn't supposed to again…)

I live in the fifth floor of a building that's 178 kilometers (110 miles) away from the ocean and at least 1,695 km (1053 miles) away from the nearest wild walrus habitat. The building can't be entered without a badge, the elevator can't support more than 500 kg (1102 pounds) at once (a walrus weight around a 1000kg (2204 Pounds)) and the stairs are hidden behind a door.

All that to say that for a walrus to show up on my doorstep they'll need a fairy's help.

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

I think someone called that island “the pants stays on” island. So it must only apply to the bottom part.

Maybe it was to avoid public display of indecency? 😅

Everyday I'm still fucking confused on how they told us that Azul and Floyd couldn't take off their clothes to transform back into their merforms but their groovies have them with NO SHIRT ON.

"It's a dream!!"

The fact that I'm getting closer to your current location isn't a dream though

As someone not in the US I'm also begging you to vote against Trump. We don't want to see the republicans in charge and especially not Trump. Four years of a Horse in the hospital situation was enough.

While I understand you're outraged for Palestine, trust me we are too, don't forget that they are other countries sufferings like Ukraine. And while with the US being an ally of Israel, both sides will keep funding the atrocities in Palestine, at least with the Democrats you won't be helping the atrocities Putin commits in Ukraine, because Trump will do his best to hinder the help for Ukraine. That was what got him impeached the first time around, remember?

And sorry to break it to you but as someone old enough to remember the bombing of Kaboul, the US aren't the Justice League of the world righting all wrongs. No country is as hard as it can be to accept. That doesn't mean you should stop holding your government accountable for their actions or stop expressing your support to Palestine, but don't throw other under the bus while doing so and keep in mind that you have other stuff to worry about that are just as important.

Republicans are trying to take your country back over a century, they want to revert it back to before reproductive rights, LGBTQ rights, racial rights, women rights back to before the world wars. Show the same respect to the people that fought for their rights during the Stonewall riot, during the civil right movements, or women rights movements than you're showing to the people trying to survive in Ukraine and Palestine and go vote.

Besides between the Republicans that doesn't even cares when the people in their own country gets gunned down and are all buddy buddy with firearms maker and Democrats, who are pro gun control, which one do you think is going to be easier to convince of the value of human life?

"Biden is funding a literal genocide!"

Yeah - and so will Trump. Like, if you don't vote for Biden, Trump will win, and he will continue to send aid to Israel - in fact, he will likely send MORE aid to Israel. That's the reality of the world we live in.

And, to be honest, any US president will support Israel. Because the USA is Israel's ally. That's how foreign policy works.

So who do you prefer?

Biden, who has helped lgbtq rights, reproductive rights, infrastructure, the environment, lowered medication costs, supported unions, and done MANY good, progressive things,

Or Trump, who we already know is awful. Who we already know will destroy any human rights Biden managed to gain. Who will not help the environment. Who will not help trans people, or immigrants, or women.

Because those are your two choices. And if you think they're the same, you are dangerous to all marginalized people.

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

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Oh shit!

AAIT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FATHER?? FATHER??? FATHER IN LAW??? DAD????

He's the only new card this month! He's SSR. The rest are Beans Floyd SSR rerun and Cater and Azul birthday!

OH .Y GOD I'LL DEFINITELY BE PULLING FOR HIM OH MY GOD?!!!!