Though, With The Non Humanoid Rule And The Fact That The Only Edible Part Of Freddy Is Very Much Human

Though, with the non humanoid rule and the fact that the only edible part of Freddy is very much human I think Marcille still has a way out of it.

They could try make more ghost sorbet with the children spirit's and remnants, but honestly I think the best Senshi and Laios can negotiate is allowing Freddy and the gang to bak pizza with them.

Certified dungeon meshi moment

I’m losing my shit rn, I had to explain to my roommate that isn’t on this hell site why I’m laughing so much.

And if you guys wanna know he picked the fairy.

What did Ruggie and Scarabia do to make op do that though? Or is it just for the sake of chaos?

Is it OWMH if I give Ruggie a pickaxe and convince him that there's treasure in the pillers supporting Scarabia?

You know, with the emotional pain your fic is making me go through lately on AO3, I really needed the wackiness of that AU.

You know in original Beanfest, Lilia couldn't find either Silver or Sebek when he defeated Malleus. But with your Yuu hovering around Silver suddenly his "protecc baby son" was activated and he wiped out both of them 10 min into the game 😂 Unfortunately it means they got to spend time together in Beanfest time-out, so Lilia lost this round

(Alternative scenario, Yuu spent the entire Beanfest looking for Silver but he cannot find him anywhere so automatic W for Lilia)

(referencing this series)

Funnily enough, I was just thinking about this. XD

Believe it or not, Yuu would actually do pretty well here as the only rule seems to be “no magic” and despite all appearances, he’s in great shape. (Remember this is a guy that regularly gets tossed around by Lilia.) Once he’s motivated, he can be like Rambo, and spending time with Silver is great motivation. (He and Silver would actually be a decent team if Silver could adapt to his whackiness.)

Yeah, I think Lilia would definitely want to hunt Yuu first just because at this point it’s become instinct, and he's not going to leave Silver along in the woods with that animal. Meanwhile, Yuu would look for Silver, but will he find him? Who knows.

Don’t wanna say too much as I may write this as a story one day.

But for fun--

-- (Based on this)

*Vargas explaining the rules of bean fest*

Vargas: And NO hatchets!

Yuu: *Holding hatchet* I can’t help but feel I’m being singled out here.

Vargas: Yuu, no.

Yuu: Aw, c’mon!

Vargas: No!

Yuu: But what if--

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Fine! *Tosses hatchet, narrowly missing Azul who screams like a Sebastian about to get boiled* Yuu: What about guns?

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Chainsaws? *Revs up saw*

Vargas: No.

Yuu: swords?

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Brass knuckles?

Vargas: No.

Yuu: Acid attacks?

Vargas: You’re going to hell, you know that right? I know as a teacher I shouldn’t say that, but you are not seeing heaven, ever.

Yuu: That’s okay, I figured that out a while ago with the experimentation and unlawful taxidermy.

Yuu: Anyway, what about nuclear weapons?

Vargas: …

Riddle: No.

Vargas: Aw, c’mon.

Riddle: No!

Vargas: I mean, I don’t think he could do it, but I mean if he wants to try I would want to see… No, no you’re right.

Vargas: *To Yuu* No nukes. (Though I’m open to discussion.)

Yuu: Okay, got it. No Phantom Thread shit, but nukes are an option as long as Riddle doesn’t find out.

Everyone else: NO!

I love that nerd.

I live in the fifth floor of a building that's 178 kilometers (110 miles) away from the ocean and at least 1,695 km (1053 miles) away from the nearest wild walrus habitat. The building can't be entered without a badge, the elevator can't support more than 500 kg (1102 pounds) at once (a walrus weight around a 1000kg (2204 Pounds)) and the stairs are hidden behind a door.

All that to say that for a walrus to show up on my doorstep they'll need a fairy's help.

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.