Yeah, Id Stomp Away Too

yeah, i’d stomp away too 😂😂😂

— perspective

➻ choi soobin x reader (gender neutral)

➻ fluff <3

⤷ just a bit of loving banter with the choi soobin

“we should get new curtains soon.” your fingers fiddled with the cotton material. it’s been so long since you’ve shopped for any home decor, and you thought now would be the perfect time to change it up. “preferably the color beige, something light this time.”

soobin perked up from his spot on the couch, “but I actually like the color we have now.” he eyed the curtain with consideration before nodding, going back to scrolling on his phone.”i like it as it is.”

a huff slid out of your mouth, “but it looks tacky and so old, bub. we need new ones.” your hands widely gestured to the curtain behind you. “do you even see the state of this thing?”

soobin glanced at you and said, “crystal.” then, his attention is all trained on his phone again, leaving you to your devices.

“fine.” you stormed out of the living room to get your coat, ready to leave to purchase new curtains. the sound of your footsteps echoes in soobin’s ears. he sat up when he noticed you weren’t in the room. immediately, soobin stood up on his feet and rushed to get to you. “y/n, wait!”

he spotted you later at the door, body draped in your coat and money at the ready.

wow, you’re really serious about the curtain. soobin thought. a smile almost made its way on his lips as he looked over at you.

“where are you going?” he asked.

you popped out your hip, hand placed on your waist. “uhh, to the furniture store? You know, to buy new curtains?” you said with attitude.

“but why?” soobin pouted at you.

“because the one we have is ugly!”

soobin looked over his shoulder, gazing at the curtain hanging on the window. “hmm... i don’t see the hideousness you speak of, bub.”

“come here.” you tugged soobin by his sleeves, leading him to stand in front of said curtains. “just see it from my perspective.”

he remained silent with his head slightly tilted to the side. “i just don’t see it, y/n.” his eyes darted to you, a mischievous glint present in his orbs. soobin moved a bit closer to you, then he crouched down to your height, seemingly to ‘see’ it from your perspective.

did this man just-

“oh, i see it now!” he cheered from beside you. “yeah, we need new ones.” laughing, soobin turned his head to you.

snap

“don’t talk to me.” you deadpanned.

“but i just saw it from your perspective!” soobin thrashed his long arms in the air with an evident pout on his lips. you ignored him as you stomped your way back to the bedroom.

“i’m not talking to you!” you cupped your hands on both of your ears, leaving your hearing muffled and unclear.

“oh come on, y/n. baby? bub? sunshine?”

“lalalala!” you screamed at the top of your lungs.

soobin just shook his head at your cute annoying antics.

what a brat, but a cute one tho. he thought.

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pass the tissues 🤧💘

SMILE : pjs

in which .. you tell jay that his smile is the prettiest thing

jay x gn!r genre fluff, clingy jay, est rel warning some kissing suki’s note spreading much needed appreciation for his gorgeous smile ( 858 )

“are you awake?” you asked softly.

perhaps it was the fact that jay was tired out of his mind, his brain only half-awake as he began to doze off, or maybe it was simply the fact that he loved the feeling of you snuggled up against him. either way, he couldn't find the energy to respond to you, choosing to keep his eyes closed instead, savouring the comfort of having you in his arms. 

“jay?” you asked again, keeping your voice low. 

you knew he had a tiring week of practise, and didn’t want to accidentally wake him up if his exhaustion had already taken over. so when he didn’t respond the second time, you took that as a sign that he was asleep.

you rested your head back on top his chest, a small smile spreading across your face as you felt the steady rise and fall of his chest.

the warm glow from the table lamp reflected against his face at the perfect angle, and even in his sleep, he looked attractive, almost infuriatingly so. as you watched him with a contented smile, you noticed that the tense furrow etched between his brows since the moment he returned has now faded away. instead replaced by a peaceful look, as though your presence itself was enough to melt all his stress and worries away. 

absentmindedly, you reached out to poke at his cheeks gently, pinching them ever so slightly and letting out a soft laugh at how adorable he looked. pressing your palms on either side of his face, you squished his cheeks together, making his lips form a small pout.

“cute,” you mumbled under your breath, smiling to yourself at the sight of him pouting. 

to your surprise, the corners of jay’s mouth twitched up ever so slightly, and you realised that you weren’t the only one who was trying to hold back their laughter.

“you know what?” you said with a cheeky smile. even though your voice was barely a whisper, you were certain that he was listening. “you’re so handsome, like seriously, so good looking,” you continued, gently tugging at the corners of his mouth and bringing his lips up into a smile, “and your smile? it’s the most beautiful thing ever.”

that did the trick.

jay couldn’t hold it in anymore, his lips breaking into a wide smile. you could feel the rumble of his chest as he let out a low chuckle. “you knew i was awake, didn’t you?”

you laughed, brushing a few strands of stray hair away from his eyes. “you’re really bad at acting, you know?”

“hey, i see this as a win-win situation for me,” jay smirked. “the prettiest girl is currently in my arms, calling me cute.”

“i only think you’re cute on rare occasions,” you quipped back quickly. “you’re only average at best.”

“oh really?” jay asked with a raised brow, “if so, then why are you hugging me so tightly that my legs are starting to go numb?”

even though you knew that he meant it as a joke, you suddenly became aware that you have been lying on top of him for quite some time now and his body must feel even worse with you crushing him under your weight. so you instinctively propped yourself up, attempting to relieve the extra weight on his sore muscles.

but before you could lift your lower half off of him, his arms immediately wrapped tightly around your waist, tugging you back down into his embrace.

“you’re crushing me, but don’t go anywhere,” jay mumbled, the tips of ears reddened, and you were able to catch a glimpse of his flustered expression.

you usually would have teased him for blushing, but perhaps it was because you hadn’t seen him for the past week, you decided to press a light kiss on his cheek instead, nuzzling your face against his shoulder.

jay wrapped his arms back around you, pressing you impossibly closer to himself.

“did you mean it?” he said after a moment. his voice was so softly that you wondered if he meant to ask the question out loud.

“mean what?”

“what you said about my smile.”

you paused for a second, there was something unusual in the tone of his voice. he sounded more vulnerable than usual, as if he thought that what you said was simply a spur of the moment decision, that you merely said it to make him flustered and not because you genuinely meant it.

“jay,” you said with an affectionate smile, cupping one side of his face so his eyes would meet yours, “of course i meant it. your smile is the most beautiful thing ever.”

jay felt his heart flutter at your response, immediately burying his face into the crook of your neck in embarrassment as heat rose up to his cheeks.

“why do you do this to me?” jay mumbled into your shoulder.

“what? i’m only telling the truth,” you laughed, running your fingers through his soft hair before placing a chaste kiss on his forehead, “you’re the prettiest when you smile.”

❖ all mother nature's fault // joshua hong

joshua x gn!reader, 1.9k+ words

tags: non-idol au, fluff, established relationship, crack, me furthering my 'joshua hong has erratic hay fever' hc, kinda sick fic

warnings: mentions of medicine ??

notes: good lord,,, sick!shua is just so pathetic (fond)

“Joshua? Shua, are you there?” 

You step into Joshua and Jeonghan’s shared apartment, humming a little to yourself as you take off your sunglasses, the spare keys that Joshua had given you dangling in your hands.

It’s a delightfully sunny day, and you’re dressed all nicely, fully sun-screened and ready to go out. Joshua had asked you yesterday if you wanted to go on a walk in the park today, and you’d never say no to spending a sunny, lovely day out with your boyfriend.

But at 11am, Joshua hadn’t appeared on your doorstep, so you’ve come looking for him in his own home.

“Joshua?” you call again, padding through the apartment to stop at his bedroom, knocking on his door. “Are you in here? Can I come in?”

“The door’s open,” a voice says, and you open the door to see Jeonghan sitting on the bed, holding a box of tissues next to a sprawled-out Joshua.

“Oh, Jeonghan?” you say in surprise. “Why are you here?”

Jeonghan raises an eyebrow. “I live here, too,” he says, sounding put-out.

You laugh, closing the door behind you. “You don’t live here in Joshua’s room, though,” you say, but Jeonghan just waves a hand like that little fact is irrelevant.

“I can live anywhere I want. I pay half the rent for this place.” He looks down at Joshua, and grins. “Unfortunately, the other rent payer is a little… incapacitated right now.”

And he’s right. ‘Incapacitated’ is probably the right way to describe Joshua’s state, because he’s pathetically lying spread-eagled on the bed, staring up at the ceiling, head propped up with multiple pillows. He’s still in his pyjamas. In the few minutes that you’ve been in his room, you’ve seen him take at least three tissues from Jeonghan to blow his nose.

“I’m sick,” Joshua says, and he sounds all bunged up. “No, I’m not sick. I’m going to die. I’m dying.”

You can’t help but laugh a little at how dramatically miserable he’s being, sitting next to him on the bed. “Is it your hay fever?”

“Of course it’s my hay fever,” Joshua laments, and then sniffs loudly. He turns his head, looking at you through puffed-up eyes, before sniffing again. “I can feel all the pollen particles attacking my body right now.”

“That bad, huh?” you say, pushing his hair back from his forehead. Joshua stares hazily at you. “It shouldn’t be this terrible, though. It’s been raining for the past week.”

Joshua whines, flopping around on the bed like a child. “I don’t even know. But I keep—keep—ah—” He sneezes then, mid-sentence, covering his mouth with his hand, and then promptly reaches for a tissue to wipe his hand and his nose. “Keep sneezing.”

You hum, trying not to laugh aloud at his misfortune. You exchange amused grins with Jeonghan. Your boyfriend is the only person you know who gets hayfever, and what makes it worse is that it’s the most random hayfever you’ve ever seen.

He could take you for a date to a flower field in the middle of summer and not have his eyes water at all, but during one random week in the middle of autumn, he’ll be sneezing so hard that he could blow over a jenga tower.

That happened, once. It’s the only time you’ve ever seen Seungcheol genuinely cry with laughter.

“My poor darling Shua,” you coo, trying not to smile too hard at the memories whilst Joshua looks so pathetically sad next to you. His eyes are all puffed up, and he looks so miserable and it’s actually a little adorable.

“I know, your poor darling Shua,” Joshua says miserably, his words coming out all distorted due to his blocked nose. 

“Poor Jeonghan, too,” Jeonghan cuts in. “He called me over just so I could hold the tissue box for him.” He lightly bonks Joshua on the head with the tissues. “Meanie.”

“I’m the one actually dying here,” Joshua says, and wow, he really does sound ill. “I feel terrible. I feel like one of those hanahaki victims in those fics you keep sending me.”

“You can’t compare yourself to my hanahaki recommendations if you laughed at the fics for an entire five minutes after I send them to you,” Jeonghan says, stabbing a finger in Joshua’s direction.

“Well, they’re always totally unrealistic! And why are you even reading fanfiction about that sort of stuff?”

“Hey, they’re good stories!” Jeonghan says, holding his hands up defensively. It makes him lift the tissue box into the air just as Joshua was about to take one, prompting your boyfriend to whine as he stretches fruitlessly. “And the genre only ever comes up in fanfiction. I love hanahaki stories.”

“He loves reading about other people’s pain,” Joshua says in your direction, and he forcefully yanks Jeonghan’s arm downwards so he can take a tissue. Holding it up to his nose, his voice is muffled as he says, “That’s why he’s here right now. To laugh at my pain.”

“You brought me here to laugh at your pain.” Jeonghan hits him over the head with the tissue box once again.

“I brought you here to comfort me,” Joshua cries as loudly as he can, which isn’t very loud, because his voice is all croaky. “You’ve just been laughing at me the whole time!”

“Should have known that I would do that. How many years have we known each other, Shua? Do you really still not know your best friend at all?”

“Apparently not,” Joshua grumbles, sniffing. “Next time you’re sick, I’m going to destroy all the tissues in your house.”

You’re practically crying with laughter, listening to the two bickering, and this is something that is always the funniest to watch. Jeonghan and Joshua bounce off each other so well, both having equal sass and equal wit to be able to do this, though one might not think so when meeting them for the first time.

Joshua’s just always too busy holding up his gentleman image to properly rip into Jeonghan.

“Gonna destroy all your tissues and then ban you from ever buying any more,” Joshua is still threatening, poking at Jeonghan with his snot-covered tissue. “You little monster. I hate you.”

“You’re the one cursing at me?” Jeonghan says, incredulous. “How am I the monster here? Y/N! Do you think I’m the monster here?”

You’re giggling into your hand, trying not to be too loud, and when Jeonghan directs the question at you, you startle and let out another surprised laugh. “Um… I don’t know.”

“You have to side with me,” Joshua insists croakily at you, snatching the tissue box from Jeonghan so he can get his own tissues. “Y/N, please? I’m literally your boyfriend.” 

He smiles weakly at you, then, in an attempt to gain your favour, and even though his eyes are all red and his nose is still leaking you can’t help but think that he looks utterly, utterly adorable.

That’s not gonna stop you from messing with him, though.

You shake your head, smiling. “Yeah, but you ditched me on what was supposed to be our date today, so I don’t know if I should side with you.”

Joshua’s eyes widen as best as they can, betrayed, and Jeonghan cackles.

“You’re so mean,” Joshua mumbles, dabbing at his nose, and then kicks Jeonghan when the man won’t shut up. “Hey, stop laughing! It’s not that funny.” He looks at you again, and if possible, he looks even more miserable. “I can’t believe you’d betray me like that.”

That makes you laugh, and you reach over to pet his hair consolingly. “I’ll tell you what. You let me take care of you today, and I’ll agree with you that Jeonghan’s the one in the wrong here.”

Joshua blinks, like he’s processing your words, before nodding. “Deal.” He looks over at Jeonghan, and kicks him again. “You heard Y/N. Get out.”

“Excuse me?” Jeonghan gasps in mock offence as Joshua continues prodding him with his toes. “How dare you!”

“I’m not your boyfriend, so you don’t have to take care of me anymore,” Joshua said, and then he grinned up at you, all watery-eyed but still devastatingly adoring. “Y/N’s here now.” You smile down at him, and he seems to positively light up under your gaze.

And then he sneezes.

“Okay, okay, I’ll go,” Jeonghan says, as Joshua starts going through some sort of sneezing fit. “Goodness me, you’re even pulling out the sneezing attack in an attempt to get rid of me.”

You laugh, shuffling closer to your boyfriend and taking the tissue box from Jeonghan, handing Joshua tissue after tissue and helping him prop himself up so he doesn’t choke on his own gasps for air. “Sorry, Jeonghan, we just really want you gone.”

“I’ll remember this,” Jeonghan says, pretending to be all upset even as he practically lunges for the door. “I’ll remember this act of treachery!”

And then, with a neat click of the door, he’s gone.

The room becomes quieter, then, and Joshua’s sneezes die down into little sniffles. You place more pillows behind him, helping him sit up, patting his hair affectionately as he attempts to take in a deep breath. You weren’t joking when you said that you’d take care of him, and he seems to notice it, eyeing you over the tissues that he’s blowing his nose with.

“I’ve already taken antihistamines,” he says, as if preempting your question. “This is me all already drugged up.”

You chuckle, pinching his cheek. Taking the dirty tissues from him, you deposit them into the bin beside his bed. “Wow. Your hay fever is really bad today,” you say, and he snuggles into your side with a long-suffering sigh.

“Yeah. It really is.”

There’s silence for a moment, as Joshua miserably tries to breathe and you run your fingers through his hair.

And then Joshua sits up a little, looking at you.

“Sorry for not being able to take you out on that walk today,” he apologises, eyes big and wet and sincere. You just smile pinching his reddened cheek and pressing a kiss to his forehead. 

“I’m not actually mad. You know that, right?”

Joshua shrugs. “Still. I feel like I should say sorry.”

“Hey, it’s not your fault,” you say easily. “It’s the weather’s fault. It’s ‘cause of all that pollen that you’re in this state right now.”

“Hm. You’re right.” A grave look comes over him as he nods, eyes darting up to you. “Will you fight the weather for my honour, Y/N?”

That makes you laugh, surprised. “Your honour?”

“My honour is totally destroyed right now,” he says, dead serious. “Baby, I’ve been defeated by tiny little flower particles! I definitely think that you should fight for my honour.”

He’s being so serious about this that you can't help but laugh, leaning down to kiss his cheek even though he protests that he’s all sticky and disgusting right now. But it’s Joshua, so you peck him on the cheek anyway, and then kiss his hair.

“Sure,” you say, and when he looks at you again, your eyes sparkle brighter than a thousand suns. “I’ll fight Mother Nature for your honour, Shua.”

He beams. “I love you.”

“I love you too, baby.”

A beat.

“Quick question… how do you feel about going on walks in the rain from now on?”

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𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 ORANGE PEEL THEORY W/ TXT (texts) ⚘.

for the polaroid section of smile's (@boba-beom) slumber party event! txt x gn!reader 𓇼 fluff, goofy banter :3 these r probably really bad cos this is my first time doing a smau… i apologize if this is endless cringe oml ..

oof, we got some dubcon 🥴

mdni. nsfw 18+

pairing: mark lee x reader

warnings: creampie, unprotected sex, breeding (what’s new…)

you were going to tell mark to pull out.

he was fucking your tight little pussy so good, thick cock rubbing in all the right places, stretching you out so so good.

“ah fuck baby. pussy feels so good around my cock,” he groaned, hips pounding relentlessly into yours.

you were fucked brainless, mind couldn’t even form coherent sentences. you couldn’t think, all you could do was feel. and you were really feeling mark’s hot cock pounding hard and fast inside your messy cunt.

you were dripping so much for him, his cock sliding so easily in and out of your pussy and making lewd sounds with each thrust. it seemed with every thrust, your pussy kept gushing more and more, enticing him to just let go inside of you. he knew you weren’t on birth control but how was he supposed to know today was not a safe day? he was quickly losing himself in your pussy and couldn’t stop himself.

you didn’t feel his cock give a hard twitch inside your pussy.

you didn’t feel him release his hot load inside your messy cunt, didn’t feel him keep fucking his load back into you over and over again.

you didn’t even feel that all of that hot liquid between your legs wasn’t just your arousal but mark’s fat load dripping out of your used cunt and onto the sheets as he fucked himself deeper and deeper back into your cunt.

get ready for a loopy emotional rollercoaster !

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badboy!san

a part of you wishes that you listened to wooyoung more carefully when he first warned you about his roommate. 

that you really sat down and considered what your best friend of six years was telling you, so warningly and cautiously, almost with a preconceived look of fear and sympathy in his eyes. 

like he knew, in just a matter of months, you’d be completely ruined and destroyed by the first boy you’d ever been with. 

“whatever you do, y/n, please, just stay away from choi san, okay?” wooyoung begged quietly, his tone the most serious and soft spoken you’d heard in your life from him.

“you have to promise me.”

but you heard the words and pushed them off carelessly, promised him with a roll of your eyes and a scoff that followed that of course, if he really wants, you’d stay away from choi san.

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