Sometimes I Come Back To Reality From My Alternative Universe In Which I Think I Would Be Able To Make

sometimes i come back to reality from my alternative universe in which i think i would be able to make billy motherfucking loomis and stu BUH-GA macher fall love with me enough to start a poly relationship, keeping me alive as their final girl with me being a-okay about the murders; and only then i realize i'm fucking delusional.

i’m starting to realise that having a diverse cast of characters actually lets you cheat your way out of many creative writing rules.

‘this character is just infodumping and also talks too formally, the dialogue is not realistic at all!’ yeah except they are canonically autistic.

'male viewpoint characters don’t tend to describe other men this accurately’ he is bisexual, next question.

'the pacing is off, why does she think in full-ass pharagraphs before saying a word?’ it’s called general anxiety disorder look it up.

and maybe the most gut-punching one: ‘wHy dOnT tHeY jUst gO to ThE poLiCe’ no offense sir but you sound really white.

“I hate the Scream franchise.” Now replace the Scream franchise with gay people,not so funny now is it?

this is canon shut up

Will gets to play DnD, but he has some fears about it.

This is also a shout out to all wonderful DMs in the world!

scream 3, roman and everything it means for the original scream is my villain origin story.

I’m going to say something that might get me yelled at…

Stu was not a shaky, manipulated victim. Stu Macher enjoyed the killing spree. He was having more fun with it than Billy was. For Billy, it was personal business; for Stu, it was fun. I’m not saying that his obvious “fondness” (love/attraction) for Billy wasn’t a factor in him doing it, but he very clearly enjoyed it.

And trying to take that away from Stu’s character just waters him down and makes him an unenjoyable villain.