I Have Only Three ( I Think?) Thoughts

I have only three ( i think?) thoughts

Nehimia used the wyrdmarks to gain power for her rebellion

Cain is the one doing the wyrdmarks cuz he’s confident in the thought that he’s gonna win

OR we are being misled and someone who hasn’t been named yet or in the shadows is the one doing the work.

Something is making me point at cain rather than nehemia. She was cold to Celaena when they talked in the library before the ball, but why was she pained the next day? It couldn’t have been for show. As for cain, the fucker was digging at one of the stones a lot of chapters ago. My only concern is that nehemia, even while saying she’s a friend to Celaena, she has yet to even tell her anything even when she knows about what wyrdmarks are.

Also it’s crazy that this is all happening after the king left to do his royal duties. I get that it makes the most sense to do it then, but damn whoever summoning the demons (which is what im guessing is the evil being) is annoying as shit.

Anyway can’t wait for dorian and celaena to fool around. I see that they like each other but with spoilers i know they don’t last 😭. I also know something that gets revealed in later books and im sad that i know that. I already knew she wasn’t an average girl,,, like you the main character ain’t know way u just an assassin, but i would have liked to piece her identity together myself 😭.

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So,, my memory got back and cain was scared one of those days. I can’t remember when but he was clawing at his throat and ran away in front of celaena. So damn it might just be nehemia.

I FORGOT OMG between all of azriel, gwyn, elain, and lucien business I FOGOT!!

EMERIE! She’s getting with Mor isn’t she? I know it was one small comment, but she finds Mor to be really beautiful and kept glancing at her that one chapter and blushing! Pls let me be right 😭

so today i tricked my very straight male friend into reading svsss.

okay look, i wasn't planning to at first and it's not like it was completely my fault. he wanted to read it!

i was showing him how badly they fucked up mu qingfang in the donghua by comparing it to the english novel design (he said that mu qingfang went from looking like a soft dilf to a predator registered on the epstein island list). and then, i showed him how different some of the other character designs were like gongyi xiao's ("he looks like he'd be a genshin character" -friend, to eng novel design) and luo binghe's ("lowkey, he kinda gives airbender vibes" -friend, to bunhe eng novel design)

so that was all i was gonna show him, nothing else. but after seeing them, he goes, "these designs actually look hella cool. what's the book called?"

now, do i:

A. tell him the name, eventually revealing that it's a danmei when he looks it up?

B. just straight up tell him that it's a danmei?

C: don't tell him the name just yet, spill the summary, get him interested, and tell him to not search anything up about it because there's heavy spoilers and it will reveal them the moment he types it up on the search bar

i go with C, obviously.

me: so, basically, some guy named shen yuan transmigrates into an incel harem male power fantasy novel where the protagonist, luo binghe, has hundreds of wives. thing is though, the guy pretty much took over the body of binghe's teacher he had when he was a teenager, who turns out to be a really scummy dude. and now he has to be nice to him so that the protagonist doesn't rip off his limbs and put him into a pickle pot in the future to suffer for eternity.

friend: that sounds hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

me: yes it is, and you should read it. it's like. my favorite novel at the moment. but don't search up anything about it because people spoil that shit. i'll let you borrow my novel

friend: nah don't worry, i'll just pirate it

friend: wait. does it have pictures?

me, my plan coming together: yeah, it has pictures. buuut, when you pirate it, it doesn't. trust me dude, i tried and was severely disappointed. plus, the physical copy is so much better

friend: fuck yeah ok thanks

me: hold on though. i'll text you later to see if my friend who's borrowing it rn is done reading it

he's hyped. he's excited. he craves a good book and a good transmigration interpretation. he's especially happy about the fact that it takes place in a chinese setting with cool powers and an actual good main character. "this sounds so good, god i wanna read it so bad."

i tell him that binghe is actually adorable, too. that it's pretty much found family! my friend then asks if shen yuan adopts him and becomes a father figure or something.

and i said "yes". you know, like a liar. (the father figure part probably isn't a lie though)

now i'm gonna give him the novel tomorrow! of course, i'm gonna cover the chapter 2 bunhe sexual awakening scene with washi tape and say that my baby cousin (sorry baby cousin, you would never <\3) scribbled all over that paragraph with her markers, and since i'm a neat book freak, i put washi tape and just wrote the scene! i don't know if that's really all too believable, but he didn't seem to care that much. just a simple "if my baby cousin did that to my book i would punt them into the sun"

i think what'll be more hilarious is the fact that you can't really tell that svsss is a BL. especially not volume 1. there's like, only a few lines indicating, but if you remove the baby binghe sexual awakening scene then you probably won't be able to know (...if you don't really read romance or anything. idk he's kinda dense anyways). so let's hope he gets attached and has a slow descent into the homo before i drop svsss vol 2 on him!

ok anyways i'll update you guys later with a reblog. maybe in about two or three days lol

(also don't worry, we already fuck around with each other on a daily basis like this. he's already tricked me into reading some manga i was unprepared for, and i thought that it'd be funny to mess around with him using svsss this time lol)

today i tricked my very straight male friend into reading svsss pt.3, "The Reveal"

this is where i finally reveal that i've been posting abt him lmao (also sorry for no cut oops)

(im sorry bts stans dont hunt me down)

anyways, honorable mention:

i haven't given him vol 3 yet but tmrrow i will lol

How do Dorian and Calaena not last?? He’s so passionate about her 😭. Whatever just break my heart why don’t you

(Chapter 52 now)

And see i was partially right, as of the moment. He knew about the wyrdmarks and he didn’t care to stop the match because hed been the one to order for Celaena to be drugged. I knew he was a bastard but honestly, I was hoping he wasn’t going to be a bastard that made too many problems. At least his son still seems to be true to the words we are reading.

THEORY: what if the king is also a creature or being from another world? If the feeling celaena is getting from him is the same as the one that the portals summoned by cain give her,,, then he too must be magic related.

Maybe he got rid of all magic to be the only one to Weald it. But it doesn’t make sense when it comes to the wyrdmarks and gates. Why keep the knowledge of those around? Whatever the case, this is a half baked theroy anyway. Tis just smthn that crossed my mind.

(Just started chapter 44, the king is back from the trip he was on and he crossed paths with celaena and chaol.)