
A shipper looking to share everyone else’s high quality work…ao3: Lxstlxser (if you’re looking for more fic recs they’re all in my bookmarks)
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I Just Started Suspecting Nehemia And It Seems, I Am Partly Right?? From The Things I Read As Best I
I just started suspecting nehemia and it seems, i am partly right?? From the things i read as best i could without spoilers. Im guessing she has a reason to all this and we are going to hate her before we love her again. Sighs it’s always like that though…
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THEORY: what if the king is also a creature or being from another world? If the feeling celaena is getting from him is the same as the one that the portals summoned by cain give her,,, then he too must be magic related.
Maybe he got rid of all magic to be the only one to Weald it. But it doesn’t make sense when it comes to the wyrdmarks and gates. Why keep the knowledge of those around? Whatever the case, this is a half baked theroy anyway. Tis just smthn that crossed my mind.
(Just started chapter 44, the king is back from the trip he was on and he crossed paths with celaena and chaol.)
so today i tricked my very straight male friend into reading svsss.
okay look, i wasn't planning to at first and it's not like it was completely my fault. he wanted to read it!
i was showing him how badly they fucked up mu qingfang in the donghua by comparing it to the english novel design (he said that mu qingfang went from looking like a soft dilf to a predator registered on the epstein island list). and then, i showed him how different some of the other character designs were like gongyi xiao's ("he looks like he'd be a genshin character" -friend, to eng novel design) and luo binghe's ("lowkey, he kinda gives airbender vibes" -friend, to bunhe eng novel design)
so that was all i was gonna show him, nothing else. but after seeing them, he goes, "these designs actually look hella cool. what's the book called?"
now, do i:
A. tell him the name, eventually revealing that it's a danmei when he looks it up?
B. just straight up tell him that it's a danmei?
C: don't tell him the name just yet, spill the summary, get him interested, and tell him to not search anything up about it because there's heavy spoilers and it will reveal them the moment he types it up on the search bar
i go with C, obviously.
me: so, basically, some guy named shen yuan transmigrates into an incel harem male power fantasy novel where the protagonist, luo binghe, has hundreds of wives. thing is though, the guy pretty much took over the body of binghe's teacher he had when he was a teenager, who turns out to be a really scummy dude. and now he has to be nice to him so that the protagonist doesn't rip off his limbs and put him into a pickle pot in the future to suffer for eternity.
friend: that sounds hilarious and horrifying at the same time.
me: yes it is, and you should read it. it's like. my favorite novel at the moment. but don't search up anything about it because people spoil that shit. i'll let you borrow my novel
friend: nah don't worry, i'll just pirate it
friend: wait. does it have pictures?
me, my plan coming together: yeah, it has pictures. buuut, when you pirate it, it doesn't. trust me dude, i tried and was severely disappointed. plus, the physical copy is so much better
friend: fuck yeah ok thanks
me: hold on though. i'll text you later to see if my friend who's borrowing it rn is done reading it

he's hyped. he's excited. he craves a good book and a good transmigration interpretation. he's especially happy about the fact that it takes place in a chinese setting with cool powers and an actual good main character. "this sounds so good, god i wanna read it so bad."
i tell him that binghe is actually adorable, too. that it's pretty much found family! my friend then asks if shen yuan adopts him and becomes a father figure or something.
and i said "yes". you know, like a liar. (the father figure part probably isn't a lie though)
now i'm gonna give him the novel tomorrow! of course, i'm gonna cover the chapter 2 bunhe sexual awakening scene with washi tape and say that my baby cousin (sorry baby cousin, you would never <\3) scribbled all over that paragraph with her markers, and since i'm a neat book freak, i put washi tape and just wrote the scene! i don't know if that's really all too believable, but he didn't seem to care that much. just a simple "if my baby cousin did that to my book i would punt them into the sun"

i think what'll be more hilarious is the fact that you can't really tell that svsss is a BL. especially not volume 1. there's like, only a few lines indicating, but if you remove the baby binghe sexual awakening scene then you probably won't be able to know (...if you don't really read romance or anything. idk he's kinda dense anyways). so let's hope he gets attached and has a slow descent into the homo before i drop svsss vol 2 on him!
ok anyways i'll update you guys later with a reblog. maybe in about two or three days lol
(also don't worry, we already fuck around with each other on a daily basis like this. he's already tricked me into reading some manga i was unprepared for, and i thought that it'd be funny to mess around with him using svsss this time lol)
My hatred for the king of the assassins just keeps getting worse and worse. I already knew that since he couldn’t convince Celaena to take on a mission which will lead to more slavery, he would once again hide the details and make her do the opposite and a mission where she didn’t need to talk too much.
Like i get it, the guy ( the person she has to kill) is a sleezebag, but ain’t no way abonion (i refuse to say his name right) was going to change his mind on slavery just because he upset her. I didn’t even finish reading the assassin and the underworld and just went to this one video im watching to confirm my suspicions. Fuck u airbin!
Like how would the enemy have all this information? They might have bits and pieces but idk it threw me off even more when she found the documents under the wooden floorboard. I want to hurt arbun so bad, fuckin dickhead.
Besides that! She saw dorian and chaol!! It doesn’t specify that it’s him but who else is important enough to be wearing a mask to hide their identity and not to mention dorians dark hair and sapphire eyes and chaols amber ones. That part had me hyped and chapter 10 has me mad 😭
Im going crazy 😭
I read through the last 15 chapters without recapping so im def gonna need to search it up, but Nehemia is dead??? After all that?? Like i knew she was gonna die cuz spoilers but, honestly was not expecting it to happen this way. I really let my guard down sighs.
Anyway the first half of crown if midnight is honestly brutal. My boy dorian being ignored and celaena bein selfish (which she has every right to of course, but like main character isn’t main charactering), and now nehemia….
Imma just continue now cuz if I give myself another break it’s gonna be 7 am (currently boutta be 5:30 am lol)
Ah the king really is a rat bastard.
If Kingdom of Ash is referring to his kingdom, then great. Can’t wait to see this fucker somehow suffer.
My guess for the second book is that she’ll see the plans slowly unravel and keep track of them along with getting the kings weakness. But of course that has to wait. Knowing it’s going to be stopped at a cliffhanger, I’m going to start on Assassins blade. I really want to know everything that’s being referenced to as well.
Oohh and they gave a hint to her fae lineage through queen Elana’s words, which was cool. I already guessed as much in the beginning when they were in the forest bringing her to the glass castle and she found tiny footprints next to her along with flowers (and of course mentioning the forest and those who used to protect them).
I just want to know more about her parents and the wyrdmarks because how does Nehemia know them but she doesn’t. Especially when since she’s a descendant of the fae. Unless, the fae don’t dabble in those arts and rather use environmental/natural magic.
Anywho im excited. I heard there’s a novella that’s especially heart wrenching and im betting it on being sam’s story with celaena.