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have you ever been so in love with a fictional character so fucking much you don’t know what to do, so you just spend 37 hours looking every single last detail about that character and cry.

The greatest part about beyblade metal fury is a large quantity of characters get fucked at the same time leading to many shots of them far away just dead so they can fit all of the characters in frame. Its fucking great because all you gotta do is pause and zoom in and theyre all fucking hilarious

Why are they like this? XD

I need everyone to know I have never stopped thinking about this one action since I first watched this episode. It lives rent free in my head. When it crosses my mind, I stop and put my head in my hands. It has influenced how I write these two and has made me weep while watching later episodes.

This is the only case(to my knowledge and I have gone back and looked but please correct me if I'm wrong) of Ryuga initiating gentle contact with anyone. And it wasn't necessary whatsoever. He just gently shifted Yu to the side a bit as he walked past. It wasn't a necessary action. There was plenty of room for him to walk between them without touching either of them.

HELP RYUGA'S EXPRESSION WHEN GINGKA SMILES DURING THE REIJI BATTLE IS SENDING ME-

He's like "Dafuq you smilin about weirdo?"

Imagine you were the red riding hood and your f/o is the "big bad wolf"

The story goes the same before you too meet, rewriting the course of history. Your grandmother used to tell you stories about the "big bad wolf" luring within these snowy forests so meeting your f/o makes you nervous. And soon, you two finally met.

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You look into the werewolf's features, especially his eyes. Grandmother told you that story very detailed and well didn't she?

Fear gazed upon your eyes as the basket fell into the snow. You closed your eyes, submitting to the wolf, "Please don't eat me!" You shouted defenseless as the werewolf look at you weirdly. The werewolf grumbled making you flinch, he was coming towards you.

You back up and tripped down. The werewolf continues, and finally he was close to you, his eyes fixated on you softly. He picked up the basket and gave it to you. He ran away after.

You, who was still sitting in the snow, confused and shocked. How could people misunderstood the wolf like that? Is it really true he eats people? Questions start to form in your head. You stood up and started to continue to walk at your grandma's house as a howl was heard along the way.

[the next meeting is up to you]

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Imagine if your non-Human F/o has horns that are cracked or maybe even broken/cut off so they are really insecure about it.

That's why you comfort/reassure them and touch/kiss their horns to make them feel better about themselves

Dang self report HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Okay so here's another game. For best results, you may want to screenshot each item individually, you dont have to though. Anyways, here we go!

Obey Me Murder Mystery!~ (included are all if the characters including MC)

I can relate to that

Me when I can’t find any terraria x reader on tumblr:

They gonna dragon proof the dragon and they gon make themselves dragon proof armor next

I can totally imagine Ryker coming up to Viggo after each encounter with the Riders with a new list of things they need to make out of dragon-proof materials...

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Ryker: We should dragon-proof the chains; the Riders keep blasting them.

Viggo: Makes sense.

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Ryker: Okay, so that didn’t work; now they just aim for the winches.

Viggo: Impressive. Go ahead and reinforce those as well.

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Viggo: Ryker, why do all of my ships have holes in the decks where the winches are supposed to be?

Ryker: Uh....

Viggo: *throws hands up* You know what?! Just dragon-proof the whole stupid thing!

"𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘐'𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬"

💀

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

OH HELL NO

What if bregg's s/o rejected him and just moved in another country?

As if he couldn't follow you.

Unless you make it clear that you're moving because of him, Breg will just assume you haven't found the right place to settle down in and are looking somewhere else.

Trust me, if he's not hanging onto whatever means of transportation you've acquired, then he'll be at your new place within less than a week. Guaranteed.

Imagine your favorite character is like a cold person but tries to warm up to you <33333

Imagine your fav character having some of those "episodes" but your there to comfort them <3

Yes.

And I need more fanfics of guide X reader tbh 😔

Who else loves the Guide in terraria

METROMAN???????

the most powerful being in the valley…is just a man

Yeah, nowhere near as offender but the one thing that they are similar with.

They are always horny.

At this point I just realized that Breg kinda acts like offenderman... 😨

Here's a hot take-

As cringey and embarrassing as it was, I genuinely miss the Creepypasta era of the Internet and I miss the entire Slenderman family tree that was made too. Including that very problematic bastard man that definitely wouldn't make it a day in today's standards. Granted I had a less abusive idea of Offenderman in mind when I got introduced to the character.

Small objection however- Breg is nowhere near as brutal as Offenderman.

Splendorman is still my favorite.

Hello. Am I really the only not horny one when reading your fanfics?

I just think they are cool 💀

Even I am u still can't catch me because I have a horny license

Me being completely normal about @eldritch-spouse's Bregory

The fact that they aren't even shock that they found out their identity but worries more for Anya is just-

IDEK ANYMORE

i cant remember/find the post, but there was one that was like “dramatic twiyor reveal except they instantly freak out about leaving anya alone” and. yeah. i agree

SOMEONE HELP BREG 😭

Hey, psst- Can I offer you a Breg in these trying times?