Lyncesolaris - Simp

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

Yes.

And I need more fanfics of guide X reader tbh 😔

Who else loves the Guide in terraria

The fact that they aren't even shock that they found out their identity but worries more for Anya is just-

IDEK ANYMORE

i cant remember/find the post, but there was one that was like “dramatic twiyor reveal except they instantly freak out about leaving anya alone” and. yeah. i agree

They gonna dragon proof the dragon and they gon make themselves dragon proof armor next

I can totally imagine Ryker coming up to Viggo after each encounter with the Riders with a new list of things they need to make out of dragon-proof materials...

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Ryker: We should dragon-proof the chains; the Riders keep blasting them.

Viggo: Makes sense.

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Ryker: Okay, so that didn’t work; now they just aim for the winches.

Viggo: Impressive. Go ahead and reinforce those as well.

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Viggo: Ryker, why do all of my ships have holes in the decks where the winches are supposed to be?

Ryker: Uh....

Viggo: *throws hands up* You know what?! Just dragon-proof the whole stupid thing!

Yeah, nowhere near as offender but the one thing that they are similar with.

They are always horny.

At this point I just realized that Breg kinda acts like offenderman... 😨

Here's a hot take-

As cringey and embarrassing as it was, I genuinely miss the Creepypasta era of the Internet and I miss the entire Slenderman family tree that was made too. Including that very problematic bastard man that definitely wouldn't make it a day in today's standards. Granted I had a less abusive idea of Offenderman in mind when I got introduced to the character.

Small objection however- Breg is nowhere near as brutal as Offenderman.

Splendorman is still my favorite.

have you ever been so in love with a fictional character so fucking much you don’t know what to do, so you just spend 37 hours looking every single last detail about that character and cry.