These Are All Canon Btw, I'm Rick Riordan

These are all canon btw, I'm Rick riordan

HoO incorrect quotes

part 3 :)

Percy: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Annabeth, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Percy: Percy: fsh

Piper: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Jason: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Percy: Plane tickets? Piper: Concert tickets? Leo: Prostitution? Jason, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Frank: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Piper: 'Prettiest Smile' Hazel: 'Nicest Personality' Leo: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Annabeth: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Percy: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you Jason: 10 times 0 is still 0 though Percy: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Annabeth: Dammit, Leo! Leo: What?! It wasn’t me! Annabeth: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Percy! Percy: Not me either. Annabeth: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Hazel: *whistles*

everytime i see a fanart of percabeth and it’s percy gym rat monster of a man jackson with petite skinny legend 4”2 annabeth chase a fairy looses its wings and i loose 27 years off my life

They're all swifties to me. Except Jason, he's an Olivia typa guy in my mind

I dunno why but the pjo swiftie stuff annoys me. Both Annabeth and Percy are rockers. Percy needs no explanation. But Annabeth likely due to how young she was when she ran away and her circumstances thereafter just would have Thalia's music taste. Which is canonically punk rock. You know which pjo character absolutely would be a swiftie?

Leo.

Man has big small town girl gremlin energy. He'd be working on projects lip syncing along to you belong with me while angsting about Jason 24/7.

Let a man dream ???? Let me have idk- fun maybe ??????????

I dunno why but the pjo swiftie stuff annoys me. Both Annabeth and Percy are rockers. Percy needs no explanation. But Annabeth likely due to how young she was when she ran away and her circumstances thereafter just would have Thalia's music taste. Which is canonically punk rock. You know which pjo character absolutely would be a swiftie?

Leo.

Man has big small town girl gremlin energy. He'd be working on projects lip syncing along to you belong with me while angsting about Jason 24/7.

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

“kill them with kindness” NO THROW AN INFANT OFF A WALL 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥