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girls when they remember that sally named percy after the only greek hero with a happy ending and beryl named jason after a hero who died alone and unhappy to appease a wrathful goddess.

Fuck off🖕

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

Let a man dream ???? Let me have idk- fun maybe ??????????

I dunno why but the pjo swiftie stuff annoys me. Both Annabeth and Percy are rockers. Percy needs no explanation. But Annabeth likely due to how young she was when she ran away and her circumstances thereafter just would have Thalia's music taste. Which is canonically punk rock. You know which pjo character absolutely would be a swiftie?

Leo.

Man has big small town girl gremlin energy. He'd be working on projects lip syncing along to you belong with me while angsting about Jason 24/7.

More from the chaotic father-son duo!

Context: they're at Calypso's island, Astyanax is 8 years old, they're cooking some fish in the fire with sticks.

Astyanax: So

Odysseus: So?

Astyanax: This Penelope of yours

Odysseus: You want me to tell you a story or two?

Astyanax: Not exactly, I have a question

Odysseus: Ask then

Astyanax: What is Penelope a goddess of?

Odysseus: I'm not sure I follow

Astyanax: What is Penelope a goddess of?

Odysseus: Of my heart

Astyanax: I mean, the past 8 years had made that more than clear, but I'm not asking that.

Odysseus: Then what's your question?

Astyanax: She is a goddess, but of what?

Odysseus: She's no goddess

Astyanax: Impossible

Odysseus: I think I would have noticed if my wife was a goddess

Astyanax: But every woman is a goddess

Odysseus: How so?

Astyanax: Circe, Athena, Calypso...

Odysseus: Stop right there, you think women are goddesses because every woman you have known is one?

Astyanax: Wait, they are not?? I thought only men were mortals!

Odysseus: You can't be serious. Be realistic, son, do you really think every person in this world knows as many gods as you and I?

Astyanax: Maybe???

Odysseus: No????

“kill them with kindness” NO THROW AN INFANT OFF A WALL 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

John and polite are the same character to me

top 3 make it to round 3

He's so me

Basically the end of TLH:

Leo: Hey guys! I’m gonna build this big fucking boat based on this crayon drawing that I did one time when I was five.

Everyone: That’s… gonna take you years.

Leo: Nah bro imma do it in six months.

Everyone: How? Why?

Leo: Well, I have a combination of ADHD and childhood trauma that makes me feel worthless if I’m not constantly moving, so… boat!

Everyone: OR! OR! Therapy.

Leo: Nah. Boat.

want to go back in time to 2021, find a single dsmp fan, and tell them that ranboo and slimecicle took pole dancing lessons, quackity was involved in a scandal surrounding poor working conditions for server employees, tubbo and tommyinnit are legally married, and jschlatt is considered less controversial and of higher social standing than wilbur soot

These are all canon btw, I'm Rick riordan

HoO incorrect quotes

part 3 :)

Percy: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Annabeth, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Percy: Percy: fsh

Piper: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Jason: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Percy: Plane tickets? Piper: Concert tickets? Leo: Prostitution? Jason, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Frank: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Piper: 'Prettiest Smile' Hazel: 'Nicest Personality' Leo: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Annabeth: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Percy: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you Jason: 10 times 0 is still 0 though Percy: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Annabeth: Dammit, Leo! Leo: What?! It wasn’t me! Annabeth: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Percy! Percy: Not me either. Annabeth: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Hazel: *whistles*

Camp Half Blood Halloween Lookalike Shenanigans Headcanon

My little brother and I decided it would be funny if there was a Camp Half-Blood halloween party where everyone came dressed as a different member of the camp. Our ideas include:

Grover dresses as Percy, borrowing one of his flannel shirts and putting a streak of gray in his hair.

Nico also dresses as Percy, but in the most stereotypical way possible. He keeps pulling massive amounts of blue candy out of his pockets and threatening to fight people with a ballpoint pen.

Annabeth dresses as Grover. She finds a way to get food to look like tin cans and candy wrappers, and spends the whole time eating those while stopping everyone who keeps accidentally littering.

Percy and Jason dress as each other and swear they didn't plan it in advance. Piper also dresses as Annabeth and she and Jason call each other seaweed brain and wise girl the whole time.

Mr. D complains that the whole thing is stupid and he's not participating, up until the day of the party, when he's seen walking around with an orange t-shirt and a nametag that says "PETER JOHNSON"

Connor and Travis are dressed as themselves. They keep saying things like "CLEARLY I'm dressed as my brother," and "can't you tell? We switched necklaces!" when in actuality they did not at all and came dressed as themselves (or as each other pretending to be themselves I guess?)

Will plays the greatest Nico DiAngelo imaginable, wearing all black, carrying around a Happy Meal box, and walking around complaining about how "everyone hates me even though I have no evidence to support this claim" and "oh maybe those Apollo kids are right and I should start actually taking care of myself, but alas! I shall not!"

Leo dresses as Jason. Actually, he's wearing a superman costume and a blonde wig, but it gets the point across. He keeps walking up to Percy, who is also dressed as Jason, and saying "oh great, ONE of us is gonna have to change," and also finding random places to pretend to pass out and knock himself unconscious. He's having the time of his life....

That is, until Hazel shows up from Camp Jupiter in a dirty white buttondown shirt and suspenders, grease staining her face and hair, wearing a cheap dollar tree toolbelt with plastic tools. She peppers a pun into every conversation and jokingly flirts with half the girls there, and even though Leo acts unimpressed, everyone else agrees she almost makes a better Leo than he does.

Frank comes with her. Having mastered his powers of shapeshifting, he manages to shapeshift only his lower half into a horse, thus making a pretty good centaur, and he wears a suit jacket and speaks in a cryptic manner, making for a pretty convincing Chiron. At first, Frank wasn't sure if it was such a good idea. Maybe Chiron would think it was rude, or in poor taste? He ends up very glad that Hazel and Leo convinced him to do it when he sees how much everyone appreciates his costume.

And, of course, Frank realizes he had nothing to worry about when Chiron comes in wearing a flannel shirt, with a diet coke in hand, as he calls every single camper by the wrong name.

Odysseus, you're drunk, go home.

In conclusion: us ADHD folk are too powerful

post tartarus siesta

At Last I Can See the Light - Chapters Nine & Ten

Fic Summary: Percy had lived his entire life locked away in a tower with his loving caretaker, Hera, and on the eve of his 16th birthday, he has only one wish. To see the floating lanterns that appeared in the skies every single year on his birthday, for as long as he could remember.

Annabeth was nothing more than a runaway and a thief. Wanted, dead or alive, with only one way to get out of it, find the missing son of the Sea King.

Ship: Percabeth

Link to Chapter One on Ao3: I've Hidden It - Somewhere You'll Never Find It

Link to Chapter Nine on Ao3: And For One Moment, Everything Was Perfect - And Then That Moment Ended

Link to Chapter Ten on Ao3: You Are Not Leaving This Tower - Ever

They're all swifties to me. Except Jason, he's an Olivia typa guy in my mind

I dunno why but the pjo swiftie stuff annoys me. Both Annabeth and Percy are rockers. Percy needs no explanation. But Annabeth likely due to how young she was when she ran away and her circumstances thereafter just would have Thalia's music taste. Which is canonically punk rock. You know which pjo character absolutely would be a swiftie?

Leo.

Man has big small town girl gremlin energy. He'd be working on projects lip syncing along to you belong with me while angsting about Jason 24/7.

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

ii was trying to season reheated mcdonalds fries i took the cap off for some reason without realizing it and i

I love how right before the Cupid scene, Jason has to just fucking decide whether he’d homophobic or not. Like he still has very little memory of his past, for all he knew he could’ve been a massive anti-gay activist growing up. He could’ve been a misogynistic, racist transphobe who boycotted drag brunches and protested pride marches. But, in that moment, he’s faced with a choice. He has no idea if he’s even met a gay person before, he has no reason to show them any respect or human decency- it really doesn’t affect him. But he’s faced with that choice, and he chooses kindness.

You see, queerness isn’t a choice. Homophobia is.

Be more like Jason Grace. Choose kindness.

Jorge Rivera-Herrans will be the next Lin Manuel Miranda

everytime i see a fanart of percabeth and it’s percy gym rat monster of a man jackson with petite skinny legend 4”2 annabeth chase a fairy looses its wings and i loose 27 years off my life

the monster high girl to creepypasta nico di angelo mcr teen to metalhead goth horror guy is so real guys 🙏