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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

BIRDS :D

this is for all the people who enjoy simply looking at pigeons doing their thing

To the moms who keep asking me how my autism was “cured,” because they want their kids to have normal lives.

Normal as you think of it isn’t in the cards. It’s just not. Your kid’s autistic. That’s not going to change. There’s no cure, because your kid’s not sick. They’re just autistic. 

You think I’m normal???

I moved to freaking Asia, where I work in a field I got minimal training in but make up as I go along. I married a dude who can’t eat bananas or raw tomatoes because the texture makes him gag. We think that wearing pajamas and watching Mythbusters while rocking back and forth in unison is romantic. It’s been six months since I wore a pair of socks, and over two years since I wore shoes that weren’t sandals. Normal isn’t going to happen. Give up on normal now.

BUT. If you teach your child to be autistic safely and give them the space to live as they’re wired to live, it’s actually pretty likely that they’ll have an awesome life. Not normal. Normal is straight up out of the question. But they may very well live awesomely. 

does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

The Saga of Clark (part 1)