I Made Another Oc But This Time For Goofster Silly Purposes

i made another oc but this time for goofster silly purposes

Deep cut its in the house! 🦑🐙

i would like to see denki kaminari smiling. that's all

i threw in jiro because i like her

Jennette McCurdy, I’m Glad My Mom Died  (x) 

I just got caught up on your twitter and WHAT the FUCK is going on with that Gladstone playthrough of Arceus I am so afraid?!?

ghfjd OKAY SO. for those who don't know I decided to replay Arceus but called the character Gladstone. This led to a number of insane things happening (some of which I didn't manage to capture bc I didn't know how the video clip thing worked ;; im so sorry) including two of the bosses gitching to allow an easy win and one space-time rift gave me absolutely nothing but star pieces and nuggets.

The Wildest Thing, however, has been the staggering and constant supply of shinies- and not just any shinies! Oh no! These shinies... are all gold. It started out with the humble geodude on Day One just out in the field, but after finding a shiny chingling and an ALPHA mismagius the consensus was that something of a pattern was forming. Better yet, all of these were in field, not mass events- and far far before the end game (proven by this one during the Red Sky Hellscape of Banishment)- so the odds were even lower for this to happen.

The timing was also batshit. Here I expressed a joking lack of a shiny growlithe but my joy at finding a hecking chonker of the boy, only to come across a shiny growlithe in a random single mass event the very next day.

at this point I have a team of five golden shinies so the expectation was, of course, to find another to complete the set- but what would a Gladstone expy be without a posh green bird wearing a bowtie?

Having found a total of six shinies, three times more than I have found in my entire LIFE before this playthrough, I was replete. Complete. Satisfied and quite happy to continue life with my merry band of sparkly bois. But no-

it just.

keeps.

happening.

naturally at this point I am too afraid to keep playing lest I test the luck gods will but EVEN IN THIS ACT OF GLADSTONE'S LAZINESS there is a win that I had never considered! the true way to beat Volo:

so thank you, everyone, who witnessed in real time this snowball of ludicrous happenstance which Jade has estimated literally to have a one-in-a-million chance of happening, and to Cranky for immortalising it in this lovely little drawing which is now on my wall:

Even after all this 9 years on thing is for sure, I still Wander Over Yonder

Happy 9th Anniversary to the greatest show from outter space