Madamelepus - Lepus

I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

Cato when you stopped complimenting him:

Cato bullying the reader is always fun, and it’s also fun when you compliment him (or make eye contact with him for one second longer than usual) and he becomes all insufferable about it. But another scenario I like is if Cato goes too far with the bullying, so you decide to give him the cold shoulder. Not that you act cold or mean to him back, no, you act respectful and courteous to him, but nothing else. Whenever he tries to rile you up or say a mean comment you just reply politely about having to be at an important event somewhere, and leave him standing there in awkward silence.

You, oblivious to his feelings: Hopefully Sicarius wont bother me. I don’t know why he keeps on being such an asshole, but I think the way I’m acting right now should stop him from ruining my day again.

Cato, looking like the saddest wettest cat ever: she… she won’t talk to me? She stopped saying nice things about me?? She keeps avoiding me whenever we meet??? What did I do? Why do I feel so miserable??

Yes! This is absolutely his inner monologue, he just can’t connect the two points together that being nice equals more cute human time, which he wants but refuses to admit it.

to the beautiful writers that might see this, ao3 is currently being scrapped by an AI company called RIVD. this isn't your usual AI text scrapping, they are specifically targeting ao3 to feed their own AI / "tech-orientes" fanfiction site

their "takedown form" demands that you give them your full legal name and address. they do not say what they're doing with your personal details. there's no proof that this form works

until ao3 comes out with a proper statement or manages to lock their scrapped, just lock your fics for registered users

I have really bad memory so I'll leave this request here until they're open again. I am afraid that I might forget about it later

Could you write some SFW and NSFW headcannos about Captain Titus?

(also I am so glad they made him into a dilfier dilf than in the first game 🥰)

[ 𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖞𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖞'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 | 𝕬𝖔3 ]

Author's note: Could I? Yes. Will I? YES

Relationships: Demetrian Titus/Fem!Reader

Warnings: NSFW along with some sfw, not much of note

SFW:

Titus is a white knight. Tried and true. But not like the sleazy kind of 'being nice to expect something in return' knight, the guy is just a very stoic and kind man. He'll offer a hand if you need help getting down stairs, or might poke his hand out as a shield if you're trying to read a dataslate in the sun.

He smiles a bit more than the average astartes, but he's still very stoic. It'll take a lot to make him smile or laugh but when he does it's very worth it.

He really enjoys it when you adjust something on his armor. The act of putting on his armor is a complicated, spiritual event, and it is quite literally a part of himself. He is often in it for weeks at a time, and it is uniquely his own. So he gets very fond if you straighten out a section of his cape, or unfold a purity seal. One time he had you hold his helmet and you'd noticed something on it; So you licked your thumb and rubbed it off. He just about died.

Enjoys when you call him by his first name. You only do it in private, but he enjoys the feeling of it only being used by someone he likes; As well as his last name being worn out to death by his commanding officers.

NSFW:

Titus has been through a lot, and everyone has no shortage of foul things to call him. So when you say he still has the presence of a captain, that you have no doubt he would keep everyone safe, you'll have your knees by your ears in no time at all.

Loves it when you help him clean up and fix his wounds (if there are even any) after removing his armor. You learned quite quickly that it is space marine foreplay, and you will end up on your back.

You had to teach him, and it took quite awhile, but he is now quite decent with his tongue. He likes when you pull on his hair.

One way to make it a surety that you’re going to get fucked into the next realm is to tease him while he is in his armor. Emphasize how small you are compared to him, ask to hold his gauntlet, show a bit more skin than is tasteful. He’s patient and soft spoken, but he’ll very clearly warn you that you will pay for being a cocktease.