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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer
Horus is in his delulu era while Lorgar is on his flop era
Anon behind the "Horus being a wife/baby-stealer" short snippet you got, here's some notes/behind the scenes for the snippet:
1. I named the baby Medea because the mythological Medea was from Colchis, so I thought it was fitting. Plus, I didn't want to do too much research into names
2. Horus hopes that baby Medea looks like reader so that he won't be reminded of Lorgar when he looks at her and can pretend to be her bio-dad.
3. I was gonna include some dialogue where reader calls Horus "Lord Horus" and Horus gets pouty because reader calls Lorgar by his first name without titles, why not him too??? (Cause they're married Horus)
4. When Horus brings up naming the baby, he uses "we", and reader responds by bringing up Lorgar and using "I" to decide the name. That wasn't deliberate on reader's part but it was on MY part, to show how Horus already 100% views himself as reader's new co-parent/husband and Medea's dad, but reader obviously doesn't and is love with lorgar. It hasn't registered to her yet that her husband's brother is taking a few too many liberties with her than may be appropriate.
Omg we got some director's cut shit going on here
I love all of this omg! i didn't realize the name, but I did catch the 'we' Horus uses because he's already pushing himself into the father role and I was like oooooo he is already trying to shove himself into her life deeper and shove Lorgar out.
thank you for sending this in anon I loved that little fic so much
I have really bad memory so I'll leave this request here until they're open again. I am afraid that I might forget about it later
Could you write some SFW and NSFW headcannos about Captain Titus?
(also I am so glad they made him into a dilfier dilf than in the first game 🥰)
[ 𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖞𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖞'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 | 𝕬𝖔3 ]
Author's note: Could I? Yes. Will I? YES
Relationships: Demetrian Titus/Fem!Reader
Warnings: NSFW along with some sfw, not much of note
SFW:
Titus is a white knight. Tried and true. But not like the sleazy kind of 'being nice to expect something in return' knight, the guy is just a very stoic and kind man. He'll offer a hand if you need help getting down stairs, or might poke his hand out as a shield if you're trying to read a dataslate in the sun.
He smiles a bit more than the average astartes, but he's still very stoic. It'll take a lot to make him smile or laugh but when he does it's very worth it.
He really enjoys it when you adjust something on his armor. The act of putting on his armor is a complicated, spiritual event, and it is quite literally a part of himself. He is often in it for weeks at a time, and it is uniquely his own. So he gets very fond if you straighten out a section of his cape, or unfold a purity seal. One time he had you hold his helmet and you'd noticed something on it; So you licked your thumb and rubbed it off. He just about died.
Enjoys when you call him by his first name. You only do it in private, but he enjoys the feeling of it only being used by someone he likes; As well as his last name being worn out to death by his commanding officers.
NSFW:
Titus has been through a lot, and everyone has no shortage of foul things to call him. So when you say he still has the presence of a captain, that you have no doubt he would keep everyone safe, you'll have your knees by your ears in no time at all.
Loves it when you help him clean up and fix his wounds (if there are even any) after removing his armor. You learned quite quickly that it is space marine foreplay, and you will end up on your back.
You had to teach him, and it took quite awhile, but he is now quite decent with his tongue. He likes when you pull on his hair.
One way to make it a surety that you’re going to get fucked into the next realm is to tease him while he is in his armor. Emphasize how small you are compared to him, ask to hold his gauntlet, show a bit more skin than is tasteful. He’s patient and soft spoken, but he’ll very clearly warn you that you will pay for being a cocktease.
This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Just going to post this
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I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life
to the beautiful writers that might see this, ao3 is currently being scrapped by an AI company called RIVD. this isn't your usual AI text scrapping, they are specifically targeting ao3 to feed their own AI / "tech-orientes" fanfiction site
their "takedown form" demands that you give them your full legal name and address. they do not say what they're doing with your personal details. there's no proof that this form works
until ao3 comes out with a proper statement or manages to lock their scrapped, just lock your fics for registered users
Tyberos The Red Wake, Chapter Master of the Carcharodons.
I'm falling in love with the sharks. My fav chapter rn.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
if you don't do anything else today,
Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.
have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.
and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.
black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.
if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.
This is Juneteenth.
white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.
This blog is safe for work, its so safe for work that you should take it to work and show it to your coworkers so I can use the brainwashing magic to unionize your workplace
On my way to love this Stinky boy.
im late to the party BUT can you imagine one of the other primarchs lusting after sanguinius' lover. especially one of the more self loathing primarchs like mortarion or curze. or (god forbid) perturabo. like sangy is PERFECTION they cant even fool theirself thinking "i would be better for her >:(" because... they wouldnt be. and theyd know that. unequivocally. ouchh
Yessss!!! Mortarion would be particularly so sad because she goes out of her way to be kind and gentle to him and they talk a lot so he's fallen hard but, what does he have that Sanguinius doesn't? Why would anyone leave a literal angel for him? Sanguinius can pull stars out of the sky for her, he's just stuck in the dirt.
He probably would reach a point where he stops talking to her because it hurts too badly to even try. Which of course hurts her because she misses Morty, but it hurts worse for him to have half of what he wants and never get it all, than nothing at all.
All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.
Cato when you stopped complimenting him:
Cato bullying the reader is always fun, and it’s also fun when you compliment him (or make eye contact with him for one second longer than usual) and he becomes all insufferable about it. But another scenario I like is if Cato goes too far with the bullying, so you decide to give him the cold shoulder. Not that you act cold or mean to him back, no, you act respectful and courteous to him, but nothing else. Whenever he tries to rile you up or say a mean comment you just reply politely about having to be at an important event somewhere, and leave him standing there in awkward silence.
You, oblivious to his feelings: Hopefully Sicarius wont bother me. I don’t know why he keeps on being such an asshole, but I think the way I’m acting right now should stop him from ruining my day again.
Cato, looking like the saddest wettest cat ever: she… she won’t talk to me? She stopped saying nice things about me?? She keeps avoiding me whenever we meet??? What did I do? Why do I feel so miserable??
Yes! This is absolutely his inner monologue, he just can’t connect the two points together that being nice equals more cute human time, which he wants but refuses to admit it.
