Dwight, Poking His Head Out Of A Locker: Stop Saying I Look Like Chicken Little! Hes Dumb And Hes A Coward,

Dwight, poking his head out of a locker: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little! He’s dumb and he’s a coward, and I am NOT a coward!

You cannot tell me he doesn’t look just like him.

Edit by my good friend @chaospage

Ayo, I’m always happy to see my boy Quentin.

So, in...let's say I theoretically decided to...write for... survivors...

Who would y'all be interested in seeing?

Reblog if the people on the left are just as beautiful as the people on the right

Please, for the love of all that is holy do not subject a poor, innocent dog to that vile creature.

Full offense: I fucking hate the clown. Full stop.

Ken, or Jeff, whatever the fuck his real name is, can go fuck himself. His mother can go fuck himself. And his dog can go fuck himself. I will purchase him a dog just in case he doesn’t have one just so I can tell it to go fuck itself.

Fuck him.

Fight me if you disagree. I will give you both of these hands. Live in another state? Gimme a place to be, I’ll book the flight I’ll meet you at first light behind the Wendy’s where Hobo Jim can spectate.

Fuck him!

And I can hear the clown lovers now: Oh, it’s just because you like him just like us and don’t realize it.

Nope!

I have specific clowns that I’d let fuck me, and even though I respect y’all in whatever you wanna fantasize about (like I’m sure there’s those out there that’d say I’m a real messed up puppy for saying I’d let the doctor fuck me till I couldn’t stand for a week), Mr. Chase is most certainly not one!

He’s looking at my fingers when he should be worried about catching these hands! I’ll replace my goddamned feet with hands just so I can punch then scissor kick/punch him in the head! Go and absolutely choke to death on your own noxious fumes, you big ugly prick!

*inhale*

FUUUUUUUUUCK!

Thanks for doing the lords work OP.

I forgot to post these earlier oops,,, anyway Sam n Max Miis real??!?!!!😳😳😳 My Access key is: 377RTNT in case any of y'all want these bad boys

and here they are peeled as @/hccupit put it