You're Telling Me Dream Blob, The Small Blob Thing That I Thought Was Adorable, Could Be Yandere Or Dark

You're telling me dream blob, the small blob thing that I thought was adorable, could be yandere or dark in some way?? EXPLAIN! I need to know more! (also bestie do you have anons on? I don't see it when I go on asks but that might just be me)

Yes surprisingly! Also I don't have any anons currently. The reason why is because I was a dummy, and didn't realize that I had the anonymous ask option turned off...but now it's on!

Triggers: Just mild yandere behavior.

Blob Dream

Blob Dream...okay.

Blob Dream is on the more possessive side.

He doesn't really want you hanging out with any other people.

Or anything else to be exact.

Dog? Out of the picture.

Cat? Out of the picture.

Hamster? Out of the picture.

Even an adorable tiny little kitten, is out of the question.

Dream blob maybe just a little, foot tall or so, blob.

But he still comes from Dream.

He may not be able to do much with keeping you in one place.

But that sure as hell ain't going to stop him from being hip and hip with you constantly.

Glob dream is likely either in your pocket on your shoulder or on your head.

And if you go to school! You can be damn sure he's in your backpack!

That doesn't mean he's a free cheat sheet though... Sadly.

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What caught dream blob so attached to a first place?

That is where we need to start.

You likely saved the troublemaker somehow.

Whether you saved him from birds, drowning in a too deep puddle.

Or even just saving him from wandering around on the streets.

However you did it, your thought process was something like this:

"Wow what a lovely day outside! What's that, a small little white blob thing with two eyes and a creepy smile?! It's adorable! Oh no it's in danger! I best go help it!"

And boom, Just like that you're taking care of a thing that acts like a toddler.

Ever since you brought dream into your home, he didn't leave.

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A normal day with lil blob boy would go something like this:

8:00 A.M.- Wake up to blob jumping on you, so he can start the day nice and early with you. You go back to bed. It is your day off.

8:30-10:00 A.M.- Dream blob has made numerous attempts to wake you up. With no successful results.

10:30 A.M.- You finally wake up, and the first thing you see, angry little blob.

11:00 A.M.-12:00 P.M.- Spent the time eating breakfast, relaxing, and getting ready for the day. All while dream was watching you or on you.

12:30 P.M.- 2:00 P.M.- Time spent at the park, though had to leave early cause blob kept making little blob complainment noises.

3:00 P.M.- 5:00 P.M.- Spent making dinner, and lecturing Blob about his complaining at the park.

5:30 P.M.- 8:00 P.M.- spent eating dinner and doing your favorite hobbies, with blob getting upset because you are not giving him attention.

8:00 P.M.-11:00 P.M.- watching a movie, and Dream blob attention time.

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As visible dream blonde doesn't put a huge drag on your life.

But that doesn't mean he isn't there and if you even think about forgetting it, he won't mind helping you remember.

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How does little blob boy show his affection?

There's simple cuddles and small gifts.

What do cuddles look like?

Well if you are have the boobs, then he will be in the boobs, you don't have a say in it.

A good 80% of the time, he is in between your pillowy chest. It don't matter the size, he will get comfortable somehow in there.

But it you have a more flat masculine chest, he will stay on your stomach or lay in the crook of your neck.

And what are his small little gifts?

Stuff he found around the house.

A lost penic? Good morning gift on your bed stand!

But if you loose something important to you, he will try his damn best to find it!

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In short: blob dream is a fairly harmless yandere. But he is a possessive one, and he does have the ability to keep most people away from you, thats why you lack friends. Blob often scares them away for just makes people weirded out by you.

Word count:665

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Thanks for reading!

can you do schlatt w/ a darling who is physically strong but emotionally weak? like they could totally beat the shit out of him but they don't want to bc they don't want to see themselves as a bad person.

SCHLATT

Schlatt wouldn't be too fond of this darling.

As I've said before, Schlatt likes independent people.

Someone who can stand up for themselves.

Likely the thing that caught his eye was your physical appearance.

Schlatt started by offering you a job as his personal security guard.

You obviously took the job.

It started out slow with just quick glances at you.

Then moved into asking you questions every now and then.

"What are you doing this weekend?"

"What do you think of this?"

"Do you like this?"

And etc.

The more he learned about you, the more he seemed to drift away.

He doesn't want someone who is weak.

He needs someone who can keep up.

I mean, physical strength can only get you so far.

But that doesn't mean he'll get rid of you!

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Oh no, poor reader.

This man will use you.

Whether it's for his own personal...needs.

Or just as a meat shield.

Sorry to disappoint, but he won't care about what you think.

Shit, if your lucky he'll keep your around for your opinion.

But once he's had his use with you…

"Your fired."

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Schlatt just doesn't like emotionally week people.

They are no use to him.

They just drag him down.

And he doesn't need extra weight on his back while he climbs his way up to the mountain of success.

Trust me, this man will do anything to reach the top.

Even if it means taking people in, and then throwing them out the minute they are no longer of use to him..

Oops…

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And you think about beating him up?

Well:

"You don't have the heart to do that."

"You couldn't fight back even if I was putting a knife through your chest."

"What are ya gonna do? Hit me? Hahaha!"

The mockery will get to you.

It will eat away at you.

And if you fight back?

Well... But it's will always be stronger than human skin.

And if you just give in?

Be prepared to watch from the sidelines, as this man grips rock by rock, climbing his way up.

All the way up that damn mountain.

~

In short: You and this man would not mix, kinda like oil and water...

Word count: 371

Sorry it's kinda short.

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"My lovely promise"

The way you dance makes the waters jealous.

Your grace has the doves glaring with envy.

Your smooth and fluid arm motions makes flames flicker with anger.

Oh, how the doves wish they could amount to your grace.

Oh, how the waters waves wish they could move like you.

Oh, how the flames wish they could be as memorizing as you.

With every word that falls from you lips, a tear falls from my eye.

Your spoken sounds lift me off the ground with winds of wonder, of how you speak so wisely.

Your lips movements keep my on the edge of my seat.

Anticipating the next phrases that will flood my thoughts till you speak once more.

Do tell me, my love.

Why do you still cry?

You used to be filled to the brim with life.

Now it seems that something had drunken all of your spirit away.

You promised you would do anything for me.

So why now, do you shun me?

Do you not know the meaning of promise?

Must I teach you it again?

Or shall we be stuck in this forever loop of false promises, and one sided love.

I promised you my heart.

And that in return you gave me yours.

I cared dearly for you heart.

I was always careful with it.

I always held it close.

I always bid it goodnight and morning.

But you treated mine as if it were a useless brick.

You threw it around like it was some toy.

You never kept it warm, by keeping it close.

You never said hello or goodbye to it.

Yet...I still let you have it.

What fools we are.

What fools we have become.

What fools we have been.

What foolish acts.

I made a lovely promise, and I kept mine.

What a fool you are.

What a dumb thing you are.

What a useless thing.

You lovely little promise.

Fool.

Fool.

Fool.

Fool.

Fool!

I shall chant that to my last days when I talk of you!

You always said the same to me!

Why do you not let me go?

I do not want you anymore.

You beg for the promise, but I have already left it behind.

My lovely promise, was a foolish one.

You sicken me.

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My lovely promise.

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(This is mainly about someone (person A or A) falling in love with another person (Person B or B). A goes on about all the great things about B. But A's little love starts to turn into a highly unhealthy obsession. But B and A end up in a relationship. B slowly starts to realize how obsessed A is, and gets creeped out. B soon starts to pull away from A. A starts to beg B to stay, but B starts to become kinda an ass. When B finally leaves A after being an ass. A starts to realize the relationship they had with B, was really unhealthy. So A starts to move on with life. And B slowly comes to the realization that they miss A. And begin to develop their own obsession. A, however isn't pleased by this, and is more grossed out.)

Thanks for reading!

(Yanderexreader)

"Not even the Gods may have you."

(Warning: this will contain: Mention of kidnapping. Mention of murder. Gore described in details. Possessive and obsessive behavior. Unhealthy relationship. Mention of abuse. Yandere like behavior. God complex (?))

If you are triggered by such things, I'd recommend you stop reading.

P.s. this will be in a poem form ??

Your cry's are hurting my ears.

My love.

My dearest...

Your pleads for help, tear into my heart like thorns.

Your hurtful words are the vines the grow around my heart, of which your hurtful worded thorns.

My love.

My dear.

Why won't you take my love?

Why do you reject my gifts?

I do everything for you…

I give you your meals.

I give your drink.

I give your company.

I give you love.

I saved you from those pests.

…

My love, why do you hide?

I am not able to see your colorful eyes.

You hide your beautiful figure by curling up.

You know it is not good to hide.

Look up at me while you are on the floor.

Give me your thanks.

Thank me like a god just answered your blessings.

Be on your knees.

Be my worshipper, like I am your god you are so grateful for.

Be on your knees so I may show the gods that only I can have someone so perfect.

My love, pray to another god all you want.

They will not answer you.

They fear me to much so.

My love.

My dearest.

One day I will envelop you into my arms.

And you will lean into me.

You will love me.

You will rely on me.

And only me.

Rely on your god and their blessings…

My love.

My dearest

I am the only god that can own you.

Because, not even the gods may have you…

Black butler

Sebastian

Ceil

Grell

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