You're Telling Me Dream Blob, The Small Blob Thing That I Thought Was Adorable, Could Be Yandere Or Dark

You're telling me dream blob, the small blob thing that I thought was adorable, could be yandere or dark in some way?? EXPLAIN! I need to know more! (also bestie do you have anons on? I don't see it when I go on asks but that might just be me)

Yes surprisingly! Also I don't have any anons currently. The reason why is because I was a dummy, and didn't realize that I had the anonymous ask option turned off...but now it's on!

Triggers: Just mild yandere behavior.

Blob Dream

Blob Dream...okay.

Blob Dream is on the more possessive side.

He doesn't really want you hanging out with any other people.

Or anything else to be exact.

Dog? Out of the picture.

Cat? Out of the picture.

Hamster? Out of the picture.

Even an adorable tiny little kitten, is out of the question.

Dream blob maybe just a little, foot tall or so, blob.

But he still comes from Dream.

He may not be able to do much with keeping you in one place.

But that sure as hell ain't going to stop him from being hip and hip with you constantly.

Glob dream is likely either in your pocket on your shoulder or on your head.

And if you go to school! You can be damn sure he's in your backpack!

That doesn't mean he's a free cheat sheet though... Sadly.

~

What caught dream blob so attached to a first place?

That is where we need to start.

You likely saved the troublemaker somehow.

Whether you saved him from birds, drowning in a too deep puddle.

Or even just saving him from wandering around on the streets.

However you did it, your thought process was something like this:

"Wow what a lovely day outside! What's that, a small little white blob thing with two eyes and a creepy smile?! It's adorable! Oh no it's in danger! I best go help it!"

And boom, Just like that you're taking care of a thing that acts like a toddler.

Ever since you brought dream into your home, he didn't leave.

~

A normal day with lil blob boy would go something like this:

8:00 A.M.- Wake up to blob jumping on you, so he can start the day nice and early with you. You go back to bed. It is your day off.

8:30-10:00 A.M.- Dream blob has made numerous attempts to wake you up. With no successful results.

10:30 A.M.- You finally wake up, and the first thing you see, angry little blob.

11:00 A.M.-12:00 P.M.- Spent the time eating breakfast, relaxing, and getting ready for the day. All while dream was watching you or on you.

12:30 P.M.- 2:00 P.M.- Time spent at the park, though had to leave early cause blob kept making little blob complainment noises.

3:00 P.M.- 5:00 P.M.- Spent making dinner, and lecturing Blob about his complaining at the park.

5:30 P.M.- 8:00 P.M.- spent eating dinner and doing your favorite hobbies, with blob getting upset because you are not giving him attention.

8:00 P.M.-11:00 P.M.- watching a movie, and Dream blob attention time.

~

As visible dream blonde doesn't put a huge drag on your life.

But that doesn't mean he isn't there and if you even think about forgetting it, he won't mind helping you remember.

~

How does little blob boy show his affection?

There's simple cuddles and small gifts.

What do cuddles look like?

Well if you are have the boobs, then he will be in the boobs, you don't have a say in it.

A good 80% of the time, he is in between your pillowy chest. It don't matter the size, he will get comfortable somehow in there.

But it you have a more flat masculine chest, he will stay on your stomach or lay in the crook of your neck.

And what are his small little gifts?

Stuff he found around the house.

A lost penic? Good morning gift on your bed stand!

But if you loose something important to you, he will try his damn best to find it!

~

In short: blob dream is a fairly harmless yandere. But he is a possessive one, and he does have the ability to keep most people away from you, thats why you lack friends. Blob often scares them away for just makes people weirded out by you.

Word count:665

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Thanks for reading!

ONTO 20 FOLLOWERS! I refuse to see the creepy writing be underrated!

Congrats! I hope you keep getting support! :>

Aw thank you so much! You are so sweet!

(laughs awkwardly in already halfway down the path to option 1)

Anyway... what about Technoblade with a darling who he's kind of neutral on, but his voices really like? Actually, I'm not sure if that's just requesting yandere chat... If it is, sorry for requesting someone (some people?) who you don't write for!

(Also, quick question, do you have anon asks off on purpose? It's just that you have an anon list, but people can't actually ask things anonymously...)

(This was submitted by an anon. I am so sorry! I didn't realize I had to turn that on! I'm new to Tumblr, so I didn't know that was a thing! I am so sorry to the people that tried to request anon. It is now on! So yeah! Also if you look on my rules dear anon you can see who I do write for, and technoblade is one of them :))

Triggers: Technoblade being unstable, swearing, and yandere like behavior. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy!

-TECHNOBLADE-

Technoblade isn't one to listen to his voices too much.

He wasn't totally crazy about you, but he didn't hate you.

But you hadn't done anything super yet, to get him to latch onto you.

You sort of reminded him of an old lover.

But...that wasn't the case for the voices.

~

Technoblade's voices were in love with you.

Love was an understatement.

These voices thought you were nothing like they have ever seen.

They oh so badly wanted Techno to get over himself and just love on you.

You were perfect!

They loved you so much.

This...was quite concerning…

Considering all the messed up shit they tell Techno to do.

To say the least, Techno was scared.

This wasn't good.

This wasn't normal.

~

Techno began to slowly pull himself away from you.

Just because he wasn't crazy in love with you, didn't mean he wanted to hurt you or he didn't care about you.

The voices would always yell and gock over you when Techno even laid eyes on you.

He would lock himself up in his room during the day, and only came out at night when you were asleep.

He would only take the food that you made for him, if it was left outside the room door.

Techno would then begin to scream at the voices to shut up…

He would throw things, and make his room a mess…

What did you expect?

It's not like he can just cover his ears and tone them out…

Now how you react changes the outcome.

~

Reacting rationally and staying away from Tehcno and not talking to him.

This would reckon him.

He wants to love you.

But he can't.

The voices would just make him do things..he doesn't want to do.

He may be the blood god, but even he has his limits.

Staying away from Technoblade would make the voices angry, and that isn't a good mix with an already unstable blood god.

This would only come out with one outcome.

…

..

.

🔪.

~

Reacting irrationally and giving your love to Techno.

This isn't a much better option. But at least you won't get killed.

Technoblades behavior quickly changes.

He will go from a sweet loving man.

To a possessive and obsessive monster.

Say goodbye to going outside and seeing the sun for a long time.

He'll likely keep you locked away.

Where only he and the voices can see you.

Where only he and the voices can love you.

Where only he and the voices can touch you.

You will at least be safe from the outside world.

But not from him.

Oh no.

I wish you luck little reader…

You have really gotten yourself in a mess here.

I will not offer you any further assistance.

You have made this choice yourself.

Now you must pay the price.

Sometimes being caring isn't always the best idea.

Sometimes trying to fix people isn't a good thing.

Sometimes it's better to just sit back and let the forest burn.

But no.

You had to tamper with things.

You had to try and care.

You had to try and fix things.

You had to try and put out the fire.

And now look where it has you.

You have only let the fire grow.

This is your fault.

And you alone must fix it.

Or are you just sick enough in the head to enjoy this?

Whatever it is.

I wish you good luck, farewell little reader.

~

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Word count: 590

....I AM F*CKING FAN GIRLING RIGHT NOW! .... Chocolatte is like one of my favorite wrighters!! Thank you so much!

Hi! I was wondering if I could request some yandere DreamXD using his godly powers to fuck with his darling after they tried to run away? Like maybe he shapeshifts into someone else to blend in or he becomes a whisper in the wind trying to taunt them, all that jazz

(btw, the headcanons you wrote were great! Especially Schlatt's, him getting bored by a compliant darling worked well with his character imo)

(Thank you! You are so sweet. I'm glad so many people could enjoy that! I really wasn't sure about schlatt, but I'm glad I could get it right. If I'm being honest I get a lot of my inspiration from @chocolatte-and-despair )

Triggers: manipulative behavior, dark themes, gore described in detail, god complex, swearing, obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, forced relationship, threats, attempted suicide and yandere like themes. Please be careful while reading.

(Thank you.)

-DREAMXD-

Oh….OOOHHH dear little darling..excuse me but you FUCK UP!

Let's take a moment first to assess the situation.

A god has unwillingly taken you from your life.

Don't stop to think if he cares about the consequences.

Because, he doesn't.

Have you forgotten already?

Poor reader...so forgetful.

Let me spell it out.

He.

Is.

A.

god!

He probably invented consequences.

He has nothing to gain from "secretly" taking you.

XD won't make a show of it...but he isn't exactly discreet either.

~

Now that we have a good read on this man's character let's get to the real question.

Now keep in mind, it's close to impossible to escape this man.

So let's say you somehow thought of a masterful way to escape, here is what would go down.

~

Least to say...this man was less than pleased.

When XD had seen you had run, he stood still for a moment.

He wasn't angry at the moment, but he wasn't proud either.

It was a mix of shock and impressment, right before anger flooded his vanes, like a flash flood on a beach town.

But instead of being a classic yandere and just going out to look for his little darling...he decides to punish you.

~

DreamXD will use his godly powers in many different ways

He'll start off small, with little jump scares.

Like if you ever walk by a mirror, he'll make sure you see a glance of him in the mirror every now and then.

This could last from a few days, to a few weeks, depending on how much you pissed him off.

~

Then he'll move on a bit bigger.

He'll move into your dreams.

For example:

As your eyes shut for the night, and you let the sounds of the night carry you away into the world of dreams.

But...this wasn't a nice dream.

You stood on a floating grass platform in the sky. The clouds were grey and covered every inch of the surrounding space of the platform.

Standing in front of you, stood one of your best friends.

They had their same, lovely smile they usually wore when seeing you.

This was before, their face slowly began to distort into pain.

An unseen force began slowly peeling your beloved friend's face open.

Your friend shrieked in agony.

As their skin slowly began to peel back, like a peal on an orange. The stubborn strands of flesh were no match for the unseen force's strength.

The flesh sounded as if someone were peeling a stubborn and unripened banana.

As the pealing continued from the top of the forehead down to their throat. This made the shape of a D.

Odd…

You stood there in horror, screaming and pleading for it to stop.

That's when their shirt fell off, to show their gut.

Their gut slits began to take shape.

An X.

With the X's middle point connecting allowing your friends organs to fall out and hang out of the X shaped cuts.

~

This was simply a little taste of his staring out punishments.

But oh dear reader…

That was only the beginning.

DreamXD will continue to make things worse, such as: if you are talking to someone, there's a chance their heads just might.. explode. Leaving their brains all over you.

~

Things will continue to get worse until one of three things happen.

You isolate yourself from everybody in the world, and slowly drift away from sanity. Fully fall into the comforting arms of insanity.

You decide to...end it all..

You take your pride and swallow that shit. You walk back to the church, and pray to the god XD for forgiveness.

~

Ha…

Haha…

HAHAHAH!

Oh you foolish reader!

You were about to choose option 2. Weren't you?

DreamXD is not stupid, how dare you even think of him as that low.

Oh no, he wouldn't let you die. That would be too easy for you.

Try to shoot yourself? Dud bullet.

Try to hang yourself? Rope snaps.

Try to drown yourself? You can suddenly breathe underwater?

Burn yourself? Fire resistance.

And anything else you can think of, he has already thought of.

~

It would be best to just swallow up your pride.

~

In short; it's better to just not run away...

Word count:713

(Thank you so much for reading!).

-Madden

(Yanderexreader)

"Not even the Gods may have you."

(Warning: this will contain: Mention of kidnapping. Mention of murder. Gore described in details. Possessive and obsessive behavior. Unhealthy relationship. Mention of abuse. Yandere like behavior. God complex (?))

If you are triggered by such things, I'd recommend you stop reading.

P.s. this will be in a poem form ??

Your cry's are hurting my ears.

My love.

My dearest...

Your pleads for help, tear into my heart like thorns.

Your hurtful words are the vines the grow around my heart, of which your hurtful worded thorns.

My love.

My dear.

Why won't you take my love?

Why do you reject my gifts?

I do everything for you…

I give you your meals.

I give your drink.

I give your company.

I give you love.

I saved you from those pests.

…

My love, why do you hide?

I am not able to see your colorful eyes.

You hide your beautiful figure by curling up.

You know it is not good to hide.

Look up at me while you are on the floor.

Give me your thanks.

Thank me like a god just answered your blessings.

Be on your knees.

Be my worshipper, like I am your god you are so grateful for.

Be on your knees so I may show the gods that only I can have someone so perfect.

My love, pray to another god all you want.

They will not answer you.

They fear me to much so.

My love.

My dearest.

One day I will envelop you into my arms.

And you will lean into me.

You will love me.

You will rely on me.

And only me.

Rely on your god and their blessings…

My love.

My dearest

I am the only god that can own you.

Because, not even the gods may have you…