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You're telling me dream blob, the small blob thing that I thought was adorable, could be yandere or dark in some way?? EXPLAIN! I need to know more! (also bestie do you have anons on? I don't see it when I go on asks but that might just be me)

Yes surprisingly! Also I don't have any anons currently. The reason why is because I was a dummy, and didn't realize that I had the anonymous ask option turned off...but now it's on!

Triggers: Just mild yandere behavior.

Blob Dream

Blob Dream...okay.

Blob Dream is on the more possessive side.

He doesn't really want you hanging out with any other people.

Or anything else to be exact.

Dog? Out of the picture.

Cat? Out of the picture.

Hamster? Out of the picture.

Even an adorable tiny little kitten, is out of the question.

Dream blob maybe just a little, foot tall or so, blob.

But he still comes from Dream.

He may not be able to do much with keeping you in one place.

But that sure as hell ain't going to stop him from being hip and hip with you constantly.

Glob dream is likely either in your pocket on your shoulder or on your head.

And if you go to school! You can be damn sure he's in your backpack!

That doesn't mean he's a free cheat sheet though... Sadly.

~

What caught dream blob so attached to a first place?

That is where we need to start.

You likely saved the troublemaker somehow.

Whether you saved him from birds, drowning in a too deep puddle.

Or even just saving him from wandering around on the streets.

However you did it, your thought process was something like this:

"Wow what a lovely day outside! What's that, a small little white blob thing with two eyes and a creepy smile?! It's adorable! Oh no it's in danger! I best go help it!"

And boom, Just like that you're taking care of a thing that acts like a toddler.

Ever since you brought dream into your home, he didn't leave.

~

A normal day with lil blob boy would go something like this:

8:00 A.M.- Wake up to blob jumping on you, so he can start the day nice and early with you. You go back to bed. It is your day off.

8:30-10:00 A.M.- Dream blob has made numerous attempts to wake you up. With no successful results.

10:30 A.M.- You finally wake up, and the first thing you see, angry little blob.

11:00 A.M.-12:00 P.M.- Spent the time eating breakfast, relaxing, and getting ready for the day. All while dream was watching you or on you.

12:30 P.M.- 2:00 P.M.- Time spent at the park, though had to leave early cause blob kept making little blob complainment noises.

3:00 P.M.- 5:00 P.M.- Spent making dinner, and lecturing Blob about his complaining at the park.

5:30 P.M.- 8:00 P.M.- spent eating dinner and doing your favorite hobbies, with blob getting upset because you are not giving him attention.

8:00 P.M.-11:00 P.M.- watching a movie, and Dream blob attention time.

~

As visible dream blonde doesn't put a huge drag on your life.

But that doesn't mean he isn't there and if you even think about forgetting it, he won't mind helping you remember.

~

How does little blob boy show his affection?

There's simple cuddles and small gifts.

What do cuddles look like?

Well if you are have the boobs, then he will be in the boobs, you don't have a say in it.

A good 80% of the time, he is in between your pillowy chest. It don't matter the size, he will get comfortable somehow in there.

But it you have a more flat masculine chest, he will stay on your stomach or lay in the crook of your neck.

And what are his small little gifts?

Stuff he found around the house.

A lost penic? Good morning gift on your bed stand!

But if you loose something important to you, he will try his damn best to find it!

~

In short: blob dream is a fairly harmless yandere. But he is a possessive one, and he does have the ability to keep most people away from you, thats why you lack friends. Blob often scares them away for just makes people weirded out by you.

Word count:665

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Thanks for reading!

Blob Dream with a shapeshifter darling who like to switch to the same species as him and cuddle/lean against him when they're tired/upset? (Ace Anon)

(Yay! My first anon! Thank you so much!)

Triggers: very mild yandere behavior. Mild obsessive behavior.

Mainly just fluff!

Enjoy!

BLOB DREAM

Three words.

Over.

The.

Moon.

This little blob would love it.

Dream blob would do his little happy dance. ⁽⁽◝( •௰• )◜⁾⁾₍₍◞( •௰• )◟₎₎

Blob would be so excited when you come home from school/work.

Cause that meant you were tired!

And tired meant cuddles!

Blob boy likes it when you shift into a fellow blob, because then for once he's the bigger one in the relationship.

Normal dream blob stands at about a foot tall. (30.48 Centimeters)

Meanwhile, height in human form didn't matter. You always stood at about 8 inches (20.23 Centimeters).

~

Dream blob would make sure to rub himself all over you, to make sure you smelled like him.

He didn't need other people's smells on you.

You're his!

Before any of the cuddling can commence though, you must choose your place.

Blob's favorite is the couch, cause then you don't get bored and get to watch tv.

While he can have all his attention on you without you getting restless. It's a win win!

But the bedroom is good too, when really tired and want to cuddle your little buddy.

Once you have chosen your place of cuddling, you have to go through a little step by step process before you can transform.

1- Pick up Dream.

2- Go to the chosen location.

3- Set Dream down

4- Let Dream get comfortable.

5- Set up what needs to be set up.

6- Sit down.

7- Shift

~

Once you are finally a fellow blob, Dream will then proceed to rub himself on you.

Once he has his smell on you, he will be satisfied and get comfortable.

Then and only then, can you cuddle.

Cuddle sessions can last anywhere from 30 minutes, to 4-5 hours.

~

That was tired cuddling, what about upset cuddling?

Well it's almost the same except it mostly happens in the bedroom.

You may come home from an upsetting day, and dream will be right there with that smile to offer you some love.

You already know the drill, you get into something comfy.

While you are doing that, Dream will quickly go out into your garden or yard and pick a dandelion for you.

By the time he gets back here already transformed and in bed waiting.

He'll come up the little stairs you built for him.

He'll then just love on you till you're better.

~

But- Let's not forget dear reader.

This is still a side of dream.

And he still isn't 100% innocent.

If there is a time when you have been very busy, or haven't been able to pay attention to Dream; he will be upset.

So what will he do?

Make you upset, so you have to rely on him for comfort.

How does he do that?

He'll take things and hide them. For example:

~

You were in a rush that morning, you had woken up late due to your alarm clock somehow being unplugged. You then couldn't find your prepared outfit for the day.

Your car keys were in a separate place then normal. You didn't have time to think about why these things happened.

But, beginning late in the morning caused your entire day to be filled with rushing and running around.

You were too tired and upset to do anything for dinner, so it was take out.

But once you got home, your favorite little guy was there to greet you.

~

In short: Blob dream would love a darling like that, but you can't forget to pay attention to him. Or he will make you.

Word count: 592

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Thanks for reading!

I had this really cool idea with blob dream. What if one day you and dream switch places? You wake up and you can’t feel your legs touch the ground, then you turn around and see dream but as a human and you are the blob now!

Oh! I love this one!

Triggers: possessive behavior, cuddling against will, obsessive behavior, criticizing of chosen friends, dream having sort of a god complex, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

BLOB DREAM

Dream Blob to say the least would be very happy.

But it would take him a minute to learn the basic functions.

Such as walking, eating, breathing, blinking, etc.

But once he has all that figured out... I pray for you.

He already knows how to talk, He's picked that up from you.

Plus he may or may not have studied the dictionary when you were away…

Hey at least it's keeping him busy from destroying or hiding your stuff.

Blob dream is normally kind of a harmless but possessive yandere.

If you're read my last headcanons about cuddling, you'll know he's a little shit.

From here on out I'll be calling him dream because he's kind of no longer a blob.

For the day at least.

So let's start with the day:

~

When you two first wake up, it'll be highly confusing.

But, this is to be expected.

But when Dream realizes what's happening, he will immediately try to adapt to the new body.

Meanwhile with you it takes a bit longer.

I mean you literally just got four out of your five limbs taken away.

You have to learn how to wriggle up and waddle around.

But that won't be a problem for much longer... (Hint hint.)

But once Dream is situated, he'll look at you.

And you will see the most mischievous and evil smirk on that man's face.

He will not hesitate to then pick you up.

You of course and rightfully, will squeak.

And that just made this thing so much worse... For you anyways.

"Look who's the tiny one now."

"Look at you you're so small and cute!"

"I could just carry you around like this all day."

He'll mock you with certain phrases like this…

But honestly what did you expect?

~

After mocking you for a little bit he would finally just pick you up.

You glare but you can't do much.

"Now...um.. breakfast.. right?"

You can't respond like you normally would, You just simply stir up at him.

But unlike his blob form we can actually show facial emotions.

And currently a big frown stuck onto your face with a small glare.

"Don't look at me like that! I trying my best, it's my day to treat you like you treat me!"

You roll your eyes and squeak.

~

During most of the day you two just stay inside, but one stream had his arms around you he wasn't letting go.

Both of his hands are full?

Into the shirt pocket.

He has an open hand?

You're being held like a small doll.

Both hands are open?

He is hugging the shit out of you.

You're honestly surprised you haven't been squished to death yet.

But since Dream isn't used to being a human yet, He's very clumsy…

And when I say very, I mean very.

This dude has almost sat on you at least four times.

If it wasn't for your high-pitch guinea pig like squeaks, You would be squashed.

After he apologizes profusely, you're still squeaking at him out of anger.

God you wish you could talk.

Dream would find a way to make the day last as long as possible.

Not because he wants to take care of you and make you feel comfortable.

Oh no baby.

This is about him.

He wants to be the big one in the relationship for once.

He wants to be the one in control for once.

And so that's what's going to happen.

~

Cuddling sessions usually go down like this:

He's sitting on the couch with you in between his legs.

There's no complaints.

It's actually pretty warm and comfy.

Until he gets upset and becomes needy.

Dream well then interrupt your piece just so he can have your attention.

Honestly he's not that different from when he's a blob.

Just a lot more possessive and obsessive…

He'll hold you close to his chest or put you on his shoulder.

He'll then start to rumble and grumble.

"Well I don't understand why you need to go outside so much?"

"I mean I'm here as a human and I'm fine."

"Oh but that's right, you need that dumb stuff money to survive…"

"But other than that I don't understand... I mean why do you need other people when you have me?"

"I don't know about you but you're a great company as a blob. And I like to think I'm even better company as a blob."

*Squeak*

"Or when you give all your attention to those damn people that you call friends. They're kind of weird looking."

"And I don't like the way some of them treat you. To get too touchy and too close…"

He'll go on and on You just have no choice but to listen.

But hey at least he's a good cook when it came to dinner... Even though you couldn't have any.

Luckily he was a nice enough to leave you some for tomorrow.

~

As the day concluded you learned a lot of opinions you didn't know that he had.

It was kind of nice, but scary to hear all this.

You've decided later in the future to leave him home when you go to hang out with friends…

It's likely for the best.

But when it comes to bedtime, he almost squishes you in his sleep!

You of course squeak at the top of your lungs to wake him up.

And he quickly apologizes.

As you to fall asleep for the night, You want stream about being human once again.

~

In the morning you slowly open your eyes, and go to stretch your legs and arms... Only to feel that there's nothing there…

Good luck with your new found form~

~

In short: Dream Blob would love this. Like this is his dream, he always feels a bit insecure about himself when he was a blob. He was so small and just wanted to protect you, You wanted to protect his human. Is that too much to ask?!

Word count: 1,000

Hi! Can I ask for what would blob dream do if the reader have a pet that they constantly pay attention to (needs such as plays, food, affection, etc) how would he felt?

Ah yes. My oh so popular blob dream content. Of course I love this ask and loved writing it!

Triggers: jealousy, possessive behavior, blob dream trying to scare pet, mild yandere like behavior.

...Blob Dream...

I am going to make the pet a dog, only because I feel like a rodent really wouldn't bother him, a cat would be completely indifferent, and a fish wouldn't make a difference

And we'll call the dog Minxy.

When you first brought the dog home, Blob thought you were just pet sitting.

Until you sat down with Blob and explained to him that you had a new member of your family.

He was not happy.

In side dream blob's head:

"Hold on! Hold on! Who the hell is this?!"

"(Name)!"

"(Name)?! Why did you bring this thing into our house! This isn't okay!"

Blob squeaked and huffed around in a small circle, telling you all about his complaints.

"Come on Dream.. don't be like that. Minxy will be your company while I'm away at (work/school)."

You tried to reason with your little squishy friend.

But he was having none of this.

Why do you need another member of the family?

Were you not happy with Blob?

What did he need to do to make you more happy?

Least to say, Blob didn't take kindly to his new sibling at first.

AT FIRST!

~

But soon the next day you had to leave for work.

Blob was still in a salty mood.

He didn't even cuddle with you last night.

To make him even more sour, the dog cuddled with you last night instead of him!

You couldn't find Blob the next morning before you left, so he didn't get his normal goodbye kiss.

You were actually a bit worried, but you couldn't be late to work.

So once you left, Blob came out of hiding and went to give Minxy a piece of his mind!

That was before he was greeted with a wagging tail and wet tongue.

He went to walk up to the dog, but instead of showing aggression (like he expected) Minxy licked him.

Blob was stunned in shock for a moment.

Why did this beast lick him?

Didn't it share the same mutual feeling of hatred towards him?

Minxy laid down to sniff Blob, and licked the small white creature again.

Blob felt his heart ache…(or something like that...if he even has a heart).

It wasn't long before Blob tried playing with his new companion.

He would waddle and hop around the house as Minxy trotted after him.

They attempted to play tug of war, but Blob was just flung everywhere.

They also played an exciting game of hide and seek!

Blob was having a blast!

He was having so much fun, the hours seemed to fly by.

But… It was about 10 minutes before you got home, and Minxy started to do the oddest thing to Blob.

Minxy began to sing...but very terribly.

But it was also lovely to hear, in other words.

Minxy was howling, and so Blob decided to join.

~

Least to say, when you came home and to your door, it sounded like a dog and squeaky toy were being killed.

Once you unlocked the door, they both stopped.

Your eyes lit up once you saw Blob.

You scooped him up into your arms, and hugged him close.

He was also happy.

~

Later that night, all three of you cuddled in bed.

Blob was on your shoulder, and Minxy was on your side.

And this is how every day would be.

When you come home, you would be greeted with a dying dog and squeaky toy, and it was great.

Of course Blob would still be jealous every now and then.

But that's easily fixable with just you carrying him around.

~

In short: Blob won't be for the idea at all in the beginning. And depending on the pet and how they act, it could take little Blob a lot longer to get used to the pet. So I would recommend talking to blob before you get a pet. And reassure Blob that he is still going to be loved and you will still give him your attention.

Word count: 670

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Thanks for reading!

I tried to send in a MHA ask to help not add as much Blob Dream content to the blog, but that has failed and I must give in to the worms.

Headcanons for if yandere c!Dream and yandere Blob Dream (or just Blob if it makes it easier) had to “share” a darling? Would it go well? Would it be a match made in hell? Would they even be looking for the same kind of person? (if you don’t want to do this ask/aren’t comfortable, you don’t have to do it. Take the time you need, take care of yourself, don’t force out anything if you need a break)

- 👑

IVE WAITED SO FUCKIN LONG TO ANSWER THIS ASK!

Dream's dialogue will be green

And Blob's will be orange

Triggers: mentions of manipulation, possessive behavior, mentions and non-graphic descriptions of gore, obsessive behavior, Mention of kidnapping, toxic relationship, excessive fighting, swearing, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

(also fluff at the end :))

Enjoy

..Dream..

..Blob Dream..

Least to say, things would be chaotic.

Blob and Dream are two very different yanderes.

Dream is a possessive and statistical yandere.

While Blob is an obsessive harmless yandere.

So, it would rain hell.

I would say they have a similar taste in romantic partners.

(Only because they are different forms of the same being.)

Blob only wants you to take care of him and play with him.

While Dream wants all your attention, and wants to use you.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't love you!

Just in his own.. twisted way….

So...Dream and Blob fight a lot.

You, of course, usually take Blob's side.

Dream, does not like this.

Honestly, could you even call this an argument…?

A full ass man, yelling at a squeaking foot tall Blob.

It's kinda more funny to watch.

Even if the topic of the argument is a little...scary, it's just funny to watch.

An argument would go a little something like this

~

This had been going on for at least half an hour.

It's not like you could leave.

You'd just be hunted down.

You sighed and sat on the couch, as your two roommates kept fighting.

One roommate was like a toddler, that you actually liked.

The other was trying to be a lover.

You sighed and just kept watching the two children fight.

"I am the only one allowed to touch them like that, you weirdly shaped pint of ice cream!" Dream yelled at Blob.

"Squeak?! Sqeaaaaaak!" (Translate: Pint?! At least I am not looking like a neon bush on crack!)

"You bitch! Give me one reason why I shouldn't drop-kick you!"

"Squeak! Squeal!" (Translation: You act like your skinny ass even has the leg strength for that!)

You let out a loud groan, grabbing both their attention.

"Squeak!" (Translate: Look! You're giving them a headache!)

"I didn't do anything!" Dream would walk over to you, and sit next to you.

He'd then proceed to place all of his fat ass body weight on you.

"Are you okay, (Name)?"

Blob would hop over and give a few soft head nudges.

They will continue to bother you, until you've had enough.

You would suddenly stand up, and stomp off into your room.

Then slam the door and lock it. Dream and Blob would try to follow you, but to no success. Each of them would try to get your attention.

Dream would stick his hands under the door, and call out your name.

While Blob would try and crawl under the door.

The two would start to fight again, until one of them heard your sobbing.

Listen...you can only handle so much fighting.

Least to say...that was the last time they fought for a while.

~

Though when you came out the next morning Dream and Blob were passed out on the couch and there was a nice breakfast and small apology letter waiting for you on the table.

~

Now, living with them isn't always fighting.

There are times that these two work together.

And when they do...it's horrifying.

For example, if they have a common enemy; they'll. work together to exterminate the enemy.

Blob will likely lower the enemy into an isolated area/place.

This gives Dream the chance to either kill or kidnap the enemy depending on what you did.

If the enemy was trying to get close to you, and you weren't doing anything to make them closer.

The enemy will be killed.

But, if you were a back darling and needed to be punished, the enemy was kidnapped.

~

What would punishments look like?

Well, Blob is completely against it, but Dream explains to him it's to keep you in line.

Least to say, Blob doesn't take place in punishments.

Aye, works out better for Dream.

Dream's punishment consist of psychological torture.

Remember that one enemy they kidnapped?

Yeah, you got a little too close to that person…

Dream will tear the enemy apart, and beat them.

He'll break ribs, legs, and arms.

He'll pull out fingernails, teeth, and hair.

Shit, he'll even pop eyes out of socket.

It all depends on how badly you fucked up.

But Dream will make sure you watch everything.

Even if he has to build something to keep your eyes in place.

~

After punishment is when Blob comes in.

He's the comfort.

He'll be the one you hug and cry to.

What can I say? It's a win-win for the two boys.

Dream gets to show you who's boss and keeps you in line, while Blob gets his cuddles.

But Blob doesn't get all the cuddles.

While your arm curled around Blob, Dream his curled around you.

He'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear.

As if a psychotic way of empty comfort.

As much as Blob hates you crying, he loves to be the one you come to when you cry.

~

One thing there's two can agree on is movie night.

They love it.

It would go a little something like this: (mini one shot thing?)

~

The TV's light lit up the room, with it's light quickly fading past the shadows showing upon the wall. The color and tone of their faces changed with each changing scene of the movie. The moving pictures depicted on the digital device, reflected on their glossy eyes. Anticipation painted all their expressions. A small plastered it's way onto your face as you realized the peace that was happening. Dream was sitting on an end of the couch, with you leaning against his chest, and your legs intertwined with his. The position was against your will, but it was nice after a while. Blob sat in your lap, as the edge of a small blanket laid on top of him, and the larger blanket covering you and Dream.

The soda sat on the coffee table along with the half full popcorn bowl. Different brands of candy littered the table, with multiple pieces of food were on the floor. You placed your head back on Dreams of chest, catching his attention. His eyes slowly drifted from the screen to you. He was met with the magnificent sight of you and blob sleeping. His arms slowly warped around you, and a hand gently laid on Blob's body. Maybe things weren't always bad…

~

In short: Dream and Blob will fight...a lot. But there are also plenty of sweet moments. But don't you dare forget that Dream is still Dream. And Blob is still Blob. Good luck~

Word count: 1,081

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Thanks for reading!

I know this is a weird request but how about blob and dream react to mc escaping and how they deal with it thanksss(big fan of your writing btw)

Aw thank you so much 🥰

Triggers: kidnapping, mentioning of being hunted down, mention of being yelled at and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

...Dream...

...Blob Dream...

Okay, so we’ve already been over what it is like living with these two at once.

But one thing that need to be noted, is when push comes to shove these two are fucking horrifying when they work together.

Don’t think Blob is innocent just because he isn’t the one doing physical damage.

He can just as easily work his way around to where your entire life revolves around him, and only him.

So, do not take lightly to either of these boys.

But Dream and Blob are equally as clingy towards you, with Blob actually knowing personal space.

And to Dream, personal space isn’t a word.

So, it would be pretty hard to escape.

At least one of the boys is always home.

But, once in a blue mood, you will be left alone in the house.

It will likely be in daylight, but if you have the option, I would recommend leaving at night.

It will make life easier in the long run.

But it is also a bit risky, counting that you are running from a hunter.

So if you do leave at night, it's best to stay in places like trees.

Places where there are high grounds.

~

Now, let's say you do somehow escape.

Let’s say you got out of the house, and are on the run.

Where do you go?

What is going to happen when you get out?

What will their reactions be?

How much time will you have to get away?

Well…

Let me tell you.

Just, run.

Run.

Run.

Run.

You don’t have time to think.

The minute Dream and Blob get home, they will know something is up.

It will take them exactly 32 minutes and 45 seconds to search the house and the land around it.

You have between the time you leave the house/the time they get home and that 32 minutes to run.

You don’t have time to think, but you need to be careful when you choose your location to run.

But I can tell you where your first goal destination is.

The ocean.

You better have crafted a boat before you left.

Why the ocean, you ask.

It gives you the advantage, because you get a head start, and Dream doesn’t have a big advantage in the ocean.

And it's not like he can just build across it like he does with rivers.

And once you reach the ocean?

Just keep rowing until your gut says to stop.

Your arms hurt?

I don’t care, keep sailing until you know you’ll be safe.

It’s recommended you row for at least a couple days.

~

Now, what would Dream’s and Blob’s reaction be?

Simple, Dream is beyond pissed, and Blob is beyond worried.

These two are polar opposites.

So Blob won’t be mad, but only worried sick about your safety.

While Dream is very angry.

He obviously has a god complex, and doesn’t see why you would leave your god.

After all that he has gifted you, his most devoted follower.

So, there is no way in hell he is going to let all his hard work go to waste.

He will hunt you down…even if that means using a bit of…godly help.

Yep! You heard me, reader!

This bitch brought in XD.

I did say he wouldn’t let you get away…

~

In short: You can try to get away. But you’ll always come right back. Dream will yell at you and be very mean when you first get back, while Blob will comfort and cuddle you once you get back. Dream will give what I call “angry cuddles”. He’ll hold you close to him, but mumble little angry phrases. But deep down just know that he was worried as shit.

Word count: 623

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Thanks for reading.

Can we please get some more Yandere Dream and blob dream content?😗

I got you 😎

Triggers: Mention of Reader isolating themselves, but mainly all just wholesome fluff (that's new..)

Enjoy.

_-_Dream_-_

_-_Blob Dream_-_

do a date headcanons!

Right, so date night with these two is quite the adventure.

Dream will want to stay in for date night.

While blob will want to go out and do something outside for date night.

So of course, to keep both happy, you say you guys go on a picnic in your backyard.

As much as you wanted to go out with Blob, you did have a 6 foot something man child that could just pick you up and take you away in the night.

As much as you loved Dream he was scared if he didn’t get what he wanted.

Dream would set up the little picnic outside and Blob would be inside with you making the food.

Blob would try his damn best to help you cook.

But he would mostly just stir things around in the pot.

Oh reader, did you think this would be a simple meal, like a sandwich?

Oh no.

No, no, no.

Nor Dream or Blob would have it.

This is a special time for them, so that night you are having your choice, baguette, and fruit for the appetizer.

Then for the main course you would be having either steak, fish, or chicken.

And if you're vegan/vegetarian, you would have a vegan equivalent to that main course.

And for dessert?

Lava cake.

No, if, ands or butt.

And you’ll be the one cooking most of this, except the lava cake.

That is a surprise that Dream will make..or try to (blob will do most of the work so Dream doesn’t fuck it up).

Hey!

Dream is good at a lot of stuff.

Cooking just isn’t one of them.

~

Now when you get out in the backyard, you’ll seem something’ like this.

Blankets will cover the0 grass, with a small table set in the middle of the blanket floor.

It was a short table, tall enough to be eaten at while sitting on the ground.

Candles will be greeting you on the table. With two wine glasses in their company. The soft lighting of the candles and the cold light of the moon were the only lights to film your eyes.

And standing there like a happy toddler waiting for your praise is an overjoyed Dream.

He wasn’t just proud of himself, but he was also proud of you.

You had finally come out of your room.

You had been avoiding Dream since you caught him yelling at someone for upsetting a while ago.

His yelling scared you, and who could blame you.

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Now the date itself would be peaceful.

There would be no talking if you didn’t want any talking.

But Dream will gladly speak if you want conversation, he would talk to you about what you had missed when you were in your room.

He would talk about you.

And just normal talking for once.

Now whether you want to talk or not, Blob is not being left out.

So during your entire dinner he’ll be on your lap, just listening and enjoying being held.

And at the end of your great dinner, Dream will surprise you with the Lava cake.

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In short: Over all, date night is a nice change of pace for all three of you. For you, there is no yelling for fighting to listen to. For Blob, he gets your attention and is content. And for Dream, well… he gets to see you.

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An idea I just had: forehead smooches for the yanderes (assuming that the taller ones were sitting/leaning forward/lying down when these happened)

I feel like Dream and Schlatt would be amused by it, since it’s such a small form of affection that you’re giving them

DreamXD, Techno and Wilbur would also be amused, but return the affection (with the voices now constantly demanding your affection)

Blob Dream and Ghostbur both letting out a small gasp/squeak before returning the forehead smooch, or as much as Blob Dream can do as a Blob. Probably just head rubs for him. But they will now surprise you with forehead smooches/head rubs if it looks like you’ve had a bad day. Thoughts?

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Oh boy! A lot of characters :) these are going to be more short and playfully. Not quite my normal head cannons.

Triggers: fluff, reader being mocked for their hight. Possessive behavior, and very mild like yandere behavior. This is safe to read for all.

Enjoy.

Dream

You giving Dream forehead kisses: He would be quite surprised, but happy. Dream would likely have to be either sitting/kneeling down for you to kiss his forehead. If not he’ll tease you by standing on his tippy toes to make himself taller, or he’ll just move out of the way. All while mocking your height (not everyone can be 6’2-or more Dream…)

Dream giving you forehead kisses: No matter where the kiss, it's going to drag on for longer than needed. So for forehead kisses, Dream will wrap an arm around your head to hold you in place while he gives an unneededly long forehead kiss. But he’ll also give you quick pecks randomly. The kisses can be a bit hard pressured sometimes.

Rating:7/10

DreamXD

You giving XD forehead kisses: it’s kinda hard, not gonna lie. But it is possible when he is sitting and working. And it's more like kissing the mask, but he still feels the pressure. XD will be very confused, and will ask what you just did, once you explain it he’ll go silent. He isn’t good with humans and their body language and affection language as a whole. You are as much of a learning experience to him, as he is you. So he will be very touched when you kiss his forehead for the first time.

XD givin you forehead kisses: Sometimes he will lift his mask to give you gentle and soft forehead kisses. But if he isn’t lifting the mask, then he’ll either copy the movement of a forehead kiss and put the bottom of the mask to your forehead and other times he’ll just do a forehead to forehead kinda thing.

Rating: 8/10

BlobDream

You giving Blob forehead kisses: It’s pretty easy to give Blob forehead kisses, when he isn’t moving around a bunch. But when you do kiss his forehead, all movements will stop. It’s like he is frozen in time. This only lasts for a few seconds when he starts to jump up and down at like mock 5. He will waddle and jump around squeaking from victory.

Blob giving you forehead kisses: well… he can’t, but, like XD, he will mock the movement and press his little smile to your forehead. Hopefully you don’t have a bad back, because you’ll have to bend over to let Blob give you forehead kisses. But he also will just nuzzle your cheek and hands.

Rating: 10/10

Wilbur

You giving WIlbur forehead kisses: Wilbur will be amused, but slightly confused of why you are doing this. But he has learned to not look a gift horse in the mouth. Wilbur will literally melt into your touch every time you give him or attempt to give him a forehead kiss. At times when he’s feeling cocky, he’ll make sure you have to use something to help you reach his forehead.

Wilbur giving you forehead kisses: Wilbur had been giving you forehead way before you started giving them to him. But Wilby is an aggressive yandere, so he isn't the most gentle all the time with stuff like this. In turn his forehead kisses will be forced onto you if needed. But the kisses themselves are harsh and just possessive.

Rating: 5/10

Ghostbur

You giving Ghostbur forehead kisses: He would be over the moon, but also a flustered mess. It would take a hot minute for Ghostbur to react and even process the sweet kiss. It is likely that you kissed his forehead while he was in the middle of talking. But when he does it he gets a hilarious expression. (Insert confused Deku face.) Ghostbur, like Wilbur, will melt into your touch with go puppy eyes.

Ghostbur giving you forehead kisses: Ghostbur will first ask you a million times if it's okay that he gives you a forehead kiss. But once you say the required yes a million times, he will give you forehead kisses very often, like when you're having a bad day or something. The kisses themselves are sweet, soft and gentle.

Rating: 10/10

Technoblade

You giving Techno forehead kisses: you will likely do this when he is reading to you. But Techno won’t freeze up like the others, no. He’ll just act like nothing happened and continue reading. Meanwhile deep down the man's heart is palpitating, and the voices are losing their shit. Some of the voices are angry-flustered and others are swooning and awning at how gentle you are. Techno will have a very light blush however.

Techno giving you forehead kisses: Techno’s main love language is physical touch, so after clearing it with you first, forehead kisses are pretty common. Most of the time it's his way of saying good morning and goodnight. It’s a good way to start and end the day with both of you. The kisses themselves are sweet, long, and meaningful.

Rating:9/10

Schlatt

You giving Schlatt forehead kisses: Yeah…no. This man will barely give you the chance. But if you somehow do give him one, he’ll freeze up for a moment. Schlatt would then slowly pull his gaze over to you and glare. He’s not happy on the outside, but he won't yell. He'll just tell you to leave him alone. But, deep down, he did appreciate it. That's if he’s not in a good mood. But if he is in more of a neutral mood/cocky, good mood. Schlatt will make sure you can’t reach his forehead and then mock you about your height. :(

Schlatt giving you forehead kisses: This never happens while you are awake. Schlatt doesn’t want to take the chance, so whenever you are sleeping, that's when he strikes. He’ll give you a fast kiss before getting his ram lookin’ ass out of there. The kisses themselves are actually soft and loving.

Rating: 6/10

Hihi, how are you? So, I have a random idea.

And if the Reader(for no reason) became a baby? How was Blob!Dream going to react to that situation? And what he will do?

And, more one thing-

Can I be a 🌺 anon? Ty

(Pspspsps srry fo the English, it's not my first language :"])

Welcome to the chat 🌺 anon! And never apologize for your English :)

I'm going to put this in as like Reader gets hit with a splash potion.

Triggers: reader turning into a baby (idk if that's a trigger). Um that's about it. SAFE TO READ. Just a bit odd.

Enjoy.

Blob!Dream

Let's say you were out in the forest and you ran into an extra petty witch.

She threw an unfamiliar potion at you, and you hurried home before the potion took effect.

And of course, like normal, the little blob boy was there to greet you.

But he got nervous when he saw your destressed state.

But before you could make it another step into your house…

POOF

a puff of smoke.

It felt like you had shrunken down, and you tried to talk, but to no avail.

You looked around, and Blob was a lot closer than normal.

You reached out for him, only for your adult sized hands to be replaced with tiny chubby fingers.

You made distressed baby noises, and began to cry.

What was happening?

What did that potion do?

Why were you so small?

As you began to cry, Blob began to make stressed out squeaking noises.

You, out of instinct, reached out for the nearest thing.

That thing ended up being Blob.

Blob quickly shut up when you grabbed him, and held him close.

Cheek to cheek.

He immediately knew what he had to do.

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Blob's dad instinct kicked in, and he tried his best to hug you back.

He gave you little purrs of comfort, as you slowly began to calm down.

And as you calmed down, your death grip on him slowly loosened.

And Blob quickly waddled and hopped his way to the kitchen.

He opened the food chest and took out some bread.

It was soft enough for you not to choke on, but big enough to be fulfilling.

You waited at the door for Blob at the door with a frown.

But your little frown was quickly flipped around when you saw Blob come towards you with the bread.

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That was only the start of the long day.

Both of your days consisted of you crying randomly.

And then Blob freaking out about what to do.

Before dad mode kicks in again and seems to immediately know what to do.

If anything it's a bit scary how he knows what to do so quickly.

Like where did he learn this?

It's always a possible that he did the research while you were alway for entertainment.

But either way, the potion ended up lasting all day, and when you finally turned back.

You both were relieved.

That wasn't something either of you wanted to go through ever again.

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In short: He'll freak out a lot. But in the end he will end up knowing exactly what to do. But after your back to yourself he'll likely be very interested in what babies are and how they work.

Word count: 446

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Headcanon time: Blob dream can change the pitch of his voice like an otamatone. He uses this to get people’s attention a lot. I don’t know why, I just constantly imagine him with that lind of voice instead of a squeak.

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This is so cute!

Triggers: Slightly possessive behavior, and mild yandere like behaviors. SAFE TO READ!

Enjoy.

BlobDream

Ah yes, our little blob boy.

A child in a small alien blob body.

A harmless Dream.

He sure is a little attention whore.

If your attention isn’t on him, then it better be in the next five seconds, or your ears will start to bleed.

He can change his pitch on so many different levels.

In my opinion, his low pitches would probably be the most scary.

A creature that is barely a foot tall can sound like a deep large drum.

I can image Blob sounding like one of those note otamatone things.

Blob would use his beautiful vocal sound on multiple different occasions and in different situations.

Such as; when he wakes you up!

This Blob, will start with a sweet toon, but quickly change that to a loud high pitched squeak.

Just please do not throw him at the wall.

Or maybe when your doing something in a room and the door is closed

He will put out the lowest pitch he can to scare the ever loving shit out of you, just so you can open the door for him.

He will also use the lower tone squeaking tone to scare off any potential threats that come towards you or him!

(Translation: if you are paying too much attention to someone else they are getting a slight jump scare.)

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Blob will not know the term "shut up."

Especially if you yell it, cause he'll just yell it back at you.

Then it'll be a yelling match between you and a fucking blob.

Congratulations reader, what has your life come to.

Blob will likely not only squeak at you, but also any creature that dares invade his territory.

Examples: birds, cats, walking by dogs, people, bugs, rodents, and etc.

It's never quite with this little guy around!

Sure there will be points in time in which you want to duck tape his mouth shut.

But you know, that he is only going on instinct and love for you.

And you can't help, but love that.

It won't always be loud and chaotic, just a majority of the time.

But you still love each other.

And you're each other's only other family.

So, life wouldn't be life without one another.

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In short: It's just like living with a little sibling or a clingy lover, and it can get annoying. But you and I know deep down. You love that little blob bastard.

Word count: 405

(sorry it's so short!)

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Headcannons

Cuddling headcannons w/ shape-shifter darling

Blob to human and human to blob

Human, but still the same yandere

Darling gets a pet

Sharing darling with Dream

Date night headcannons (sharing w/ Dream).

Forehead kisses

Turned to a baby