Oh Great Madden, Feeder Of The Brain Worms. I Have Thought Of Yet Another Idea. Do You Remember Technoblade

Oh great Madden, feeder of the brain worms. I have thought of yet another idea. Do you remember Technoblade with a blob reader? It also happpened to be the one where I asked to be 👑 anon, good memories. (for the sake of the ask, I shall refer to them as reader)

So, the reader has been doing their job, telling Techno’s romantic darling about how big of a softy he is, slowly gaining their trust and helping the darling to trust the reader… but the darling is a crafty one. They use the reader against Techno to try and escape, against the reader’s will. What would Techno do? Would he try to find a way to bring them both back, give up on the darling, give up on the reader, something else? Who do you think Techno would keep with him after all that?

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Interesting idea! And yes old memories 😌

Triggers: possessive behavior, toxic relationship, gore, darling being murdered in detail, manipulation, death, platonic yandere, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Technoblade

Oh...my what a predicament you've gotten yourself into your reader…

Here you stand again in need of Techno's help.

Just like the day you had met the piglin man.

But now, it was seriously life or death and he had to play his cards right.

You had been getting friendly with Techno's darling, and telling them all about how good he is.

It was your job after all, to get friendly with the darling, but not too friendly.

But, if we are being honest here...if Tecno had to choose between a lover and a friend.

He would choose the ladder.

To Techno, friendship is so much stronger than a relationship.

Friendships are earned and built on a firm foundation that takes time to make.

Especially for Techno, you had to go through a lot with this man to be as close to him as you are.

You have seen Techno's ups and downs.

Meanwhile a relationship to Techno is something that can be weak.

They come and go like seasons.

And very rarely do they ever stick with you.

In other words friendships stay, relationships come and go.

So that's why Tecno reluctantly let the darling go.

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So the darling let their death grip on you release along with the knife that was held to your neck.

You stumbled over your own steps towards Techno where he was quick to catch you.

He looked at you for any visible injury.

Once it was confirmed that you were not hurt, Techno grabbed his sword and ran out of the house after the darling.

Now many might think that Techno is going out to kidnap darling again.

Or maybe he is going back to beg them to come back.

Or something along those lines.

But..no.

Oh hell no.

He is going out to do the complete opposite.

He is going to kill that bitch.

He wants them to feel the fear and stress he felt for the short moment.

He will hunt the darling down for as long as it takes.

Tecno doesn't care.

Because once Tecno sees his prize, he's gonna do whatever it takes to get the prize.

So least to say, it was a wonderful moment for him.

The moment when darling was backed up against a tree.

Their cheeks coated with frozen tears, and their clothes splatter with blood.

The multiple wounds they collected while being tossed around by Techno we're freezing.

Their air could be seen from the could.

Their breaths were short and fast as the big piglin man slowly walked up to them.

His sword dripped blood.

It smells like new iron from the blood.

And that would be the last thing darling sees before the sword is plunged into their chest.

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In every situation possible, Techno will always choose friends.

And you better hope you don't put Techno's friend in danger if you are his romantic interest.

Otherwise he just might need to listen to the voices…

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In short: Darling is fucked, and you reader (as the friend) will always be put first. But still, over all, it's best to be very careful around Technoblade...

Word count: 524

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Thanks for reading!

Headcanon time: Blob dream can change the pitch of his voice like an otamatone. He uses this to get people’s attention a lot. I don’t know why, I just constantly imagine him with that lind of voice instead of a squeak.

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This is so cute!

Triggers: Slightly possessive behavior, and mild yandere like behaviors. SAFE TO READ!

Enjoy.

BlobDream

Ah yes, our little blob boy.

A child in a small alien blob body.

A harmless Dream.

He sure is a little attention whore.

If your attention isn’t on him, then it better be in the next five seconds, or your ears will start to bleed.

He can change his pitch on so many different levels.

In my opinion, his low pitches would probably be the most scary.

A creature that is barely a foot tall can sound like a deep large drum.

I can image Blob sounding like one of those note otamatone things.

Blob would use his beautiful vocal sound on multiple different occasions and in different situations.

Such as; when he wakes you up!

This Blob, will start with a sweet toon, but quickly change that to a loud high pitched squeak.

Just please do not throw him at the wall.

Or maybe when your doing something in a room and the door is closed

He will put out the lowest pitch he can to scare the ever loving shit out of you, just so you can open the door for him.

He will also use the lower tone squeaking tone to scare off any potential threats that come towards you or him!

(Translation: if you are paying too much attention to someone else they are getting a slight jump scare.)

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Blob will not know the term "shut up."

Especially if you yell it, cause he'll just yell it back at you.

Then it'll be a yelling match between you and a fucking blob.

Congratulations reader, what has your life come to.

Blob will likely not only squeak at you, but also any creature that dares invade his territory.

Examples: birds, cats, walking by dogs, people, bugs, rodents, and etc.

It's never quite with this little guy around!

Sure there will be points in time in which you want to duck tape his mouth shut.

But you know, that he is only going on instinct and love for you.

And you can't help, but love that.

It won't always be loud and chaotic, just a majority of the time.

But you still love each other.

And you're each other's only other family.

So, life wouldn't be life without one another.

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In short: It's just like living with a little sibling or a clingy lover, and it can get annoying. But you and I know deep down. You love that little blob bastard.

Word count: 405

(sorry it's so short!)

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Me: Ooh, Yan!Kirishima, this should be good

Yan!Kirishima headcanons: Kirishima is probably one of the more unstable yanderes

Me: 👁👄👁

I am now scared of the shark boi

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Lol yeah I definitely made him dark...

I’ve been watching a bunch of Nightmare Before Christmas stuff recently because Halloween is soon, and all I can think about right now is Oogie Boogie’s song, but with Casino Quackity, which I think would look awesome but do not have the skills to try animating it ;-;

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Honestly I've felt that with songs tho...

Blob dream is cat confirmed. Just with otomatone voice

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Y'all- i-

Not a request but the chaos if there was more than one Blob Dream, you would never get a moment to rest

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Please...it hurts my head thinking about it..