Oh Great Madden, Feeder Of The Brain Worms. I Have Thought Of Yet Another Idea. Do You Remember Technoblade
Oh great Madden, feeder of the brain worms. I have thought of yet another idea. Do you remember Technoblade with a blob reader? It also happpened to be the one where I asked to be 👑 anon, good memories. (for the sake of the ask, I shall refer to them as reader)
So, the reader has been doing their job, telling Techno’s romantic darling about how big of a softy he is, slowly gaining their trust and helping the darling to trust the reader… but the darling is a crafty one. They use the reader against Techno to try and escape, against the reader’s will. What would Techno do? Would he try to find a way to bring them both back, give up on the darling, give up on the reader, something else? Who do you think Techno would keep with him after all that?
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Interesting idea! And yes old memories 😌
Triggers: possessive behavior, toxic relationship, gore, darling being murdered in detail, manipulation, death, platonic yandere, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.
Enjoy.
Technoblade

Oh...my what a predicament you've gotten yourself into your reader…
Here you stand again in need of Techno's help.
Just like the day you had met the piglin man.
But now, it was seriously life or death and he had to play his cards right.
You had been getting friendly with Techno's darling, and telling them all about how good he is.
It was your job after all, to get friendly with the darling, but not too friendly.
But, if we are being honest here...if Tecno had to choose between a lover and a friend.
He would choose the ladder.
To Techno, friendship is so much stronger than a relationship.
Friendships are earned and built on a firm foundation that takes time to make.
Especially for Techno, you had to go through a lot with this man to be as close to him as you are.
You have seen Techno's ups and downs.
Meanwhile a relationship to Techno is something that can be weak.
They come and go like seasons.
And very rarely do they ever stick with you.
In other words friendships stay, relationships come and go.
So that's why Tecno reluctantly let the darling go.
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So the darling let their death grip on you release along with the knife that was held to your neck.
You stumbled over your own steps towards Techno where he was quick to catch you.
He looked at you for any visible injury.
Once it was confirmed that you were not hurt, Techno grabbed his sword and ran out of the house after the darling.
Now many might think that Techno is going out to kidnap darling again.
Or maybe he is going back to beg them to come back.
Or something along those lines.
But..no.
Oh hell no.
He is going out to do the complete opposite.
He is going to kill that bitch.
He wants them to feel the fear and stress he felt for the short moment.
He will hunt the darling down for as long as it takes.
Tecno doesn't care.
Because once Tecno sees his prize, he's gonna do whatever it takes to get the prize.
So least to say, it was a wonderful moment for him.
The moment when darling was backed up against a tree.
Their cheeks coated with frozen tears, and their clothes splatter with blood.
The multiple wounds they collected while being tossed around by Techno we're freezing.
Their air could be seen from the could.
Their breaths were short and fast as the big piglin man slowly walked up to them.
His sword dripped blood.
It smells like new iron from the blood.
And that would be the last thing darling sees before the sword is plunged into their chest.
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In every situation possible, Techno will always choose friends.
And you better hope you don't put Techno's friend in danger if you are his romantic interest.
Otherwise he just might need to listen to the voices…
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In short: Darling is fucked, and you reader (as the friend) will always be put first. But still, over all, it's best to be very careful around Technoblade...
Word count: 524
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Thanks for reading!
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