Funnily Enough, I Think I'd Actually Be Pretty Chill About Being Kidnapped By A Yandere? Like, I've Got

Funnily enough, I think I'd actually be pretty chill about being kidnapped by a yandere? Like, I've got a weird combination of detachment from reality, freeze response, obedience, and being incredibly passive that means I'm probably not going to struggle at first. Like, at all. Actually, I'd probably be mostly fine with the situation as long as they're willing to respect my boundaries, and those are pretty lax. (Ace Anon)

Very few would go as far to traumatize you by passing your boundaries, but I could see some like God Techno forcing you to let him hold you.

It’s alright if you won’t be posting, take the time you need to rest and take care of yourself! Otherwise I’ll have to track you down and force you to take care of yourself like a platonic yandere-

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Bet- no balls. But yeah, I'm making myself dinner rn. thanks for understanding

In class rn hella bored 😴

A bit of a random question that I’ve been thinking about for a bit, I apologise if it’s a bit too random after the headcanons with God!Techno you just posted, but what do you think it would take for you to give in to a yandere? (didn’t want to say break instead of give in since that’s usually associated with the darling shutting down from what I’ve seen)

For example, I feel like if I was treated with care and love, but not forced affection, the yandere was patient enough with me, and I had some freedom so I didn’t feel like a prisoner, I could start to return the affection. Again, sorry if it’s an odd question, I was just curious about what you think it would take

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Give in? Huh...I feel like it would take me awhile to stop having anxiety attacks and chewing out said yandere. But literally with my current mental state, if they were to just spoon me.

But I'm also an asshole. So it's likely if I really wanted out. It's just a waiting game to them letting me in to their deepest secrets and emotions, before I cut them down with words. I'm not proud of it, but my tounge is a double edged sword.

Have an interesting concept: catching the interest of both a romantic and platonic yandere.

The platonic yandere’s looking out for your best interest, how do they know that you’ll be happy with a partner? They could hurt you! You could be super unhappy in a relationship, maybe you’re not interested in the romantic yandere! They wouldn’t be your friend if they let someone make you unhappy

The romantic yandere, however, most likely sees the other as a threat. How do they know that you’re not being influenced into leaving them by your friend? They’re keeping you from someone who’ll actually keep you safe, someone who’ll make sure you’re happy! Are they forcing you to be their friend? Don’t worry, you won’t be stuck with them for long…

Of course, the only way it could be worse is if they worked together to keep you “safe”. Why would you need anyone else when they can give you all you need? If you just let them, they’d make everything better for you… you won’t need to leave for anything, ever. You’re stuck with the two of them now, whether you like it or not.

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Right so, Romantic would hate platonic. And vise versa. They want you for themselves. Romantic wants to hide you away from the world, while platonic wants to be your only friend and explore the world with you. But what if you are stuck with both of them?

Prepare for a petty war. And constant yelling.

If you are hanging out with both, Romantic will have to have their arm around you in some way, and you'll have to be looking at platonic the entire time. Honestly it will feel like a game of human tug of war, and you are the rope.

But this won't last to long, one will eventually be killed.

Unneeded thought sharing time,

I just red, 'His horns were on fire' and thought 'this is why your going to therapy'

Honestly tho