Unneeded Thought Sharing Time,

Unneeded thought sharing time,

I just red, 'His horns were on fire' and thought 'this is why your going to therapy'

Honestly tho

Hello! I am bored, so I'm sending in how I would survive/live with the yandere versions of my favorite dsmp characters!

Bad:

Okay, I'll be honest bad sounds like a harmless protective yandere that is only harmful mentally or when he is under the control of the egg. I think that I would be able to survive him, but I wouldn't want to live with him because of skeppy, I would feel really bad if their relationship would die out because of me. 4/10

Fundy:

I love this man. I would give him all the attention he would need, I don't care if he wants it or not he will have it. For me I would definitely cuss out Wilbur for being an arse of a father and I would kill for Fundy no hesitation. Maybe torture, not kill. 9.9/10

Ghostbur

I don't think he would approach me. I am a but intimidating so for him to get obsessed with me I would have to initiate conversation. However, social anxiety go brrrrr. Also, I get really obsessive easily, so he would walk in on me ripping the finger nails of one of his friends off with a pair or rusty pliers and no one would be happy. 3/10

P!Purpled

Is it weird that I would 100% help him with whatever he needed? If he was yandere for me I would be surprised for sure, and I would not want to escape. Most of the people in the dream smp i don't think I would escape, but- 7/10

Foolish

Last one for today. I don't think it would be that bad if he was yandere for me, I would be locked up in one of his buildings sure, but it wouldn't be that bad. He would know if it got bad because I would get really nervous and start scratching my hand. 8.3/10

I love reading these, if y'all wanna send these in more feel free :) thank you for sharing!

It’s alright if you won’t be posting, take the time you need to rest and take care of yourself! Otherwise I’ll have to track you down and force you to take care of yourself like a platonic yandere-

- 👑

Bet- no balls. But yeah, I'm making myself dinner rn. thanks for understanding

Okay, so I had a request to put the techno god thing under a read more and I did. I do apologize for any distress that I've caused. But please do read the warnings, if your gonna be triggered by it. Please ignore it. Thank you. :) I love you all take care again I am sorry

Have an interesting concept: catching the interest of both a romantic and platonic yandere.

The platonic yandere’s looking out for your best interest, how do they know that you’ll be happy with a partner? They could hurt you! You could be super unhappy in a relationship, maybe you’re not interested in the romantic yandere! They wouldn’t be your friend if they let someone make you unhappy

The romantic yandere, however, most likely sees the other as a threat. How do they know that you’re not being influenced into leaving them by your friend? They’re keeping you from someone who’ll actually keep you safe, someone who’ll make sure you’re happy! Are they forcing you to be their friend? Don’t worry, you won’t be stuck with them for long…

Of course, the only way it could be worse is if they worked together to keep you “safe”. Why would you need anyone else when they can give you all you need? If you just let them, they’d make everything better for you… you won’t need to leave for anything, ever. You’re stuck with the two of them now, whether you like it or not.

- 👑 (currently having yandere brainrot right now-)

Right so, Romantic would hate platonic. And vise versa. They want you for themselves. Romantic wants to hide you away from the world, while platonic wants to be your only friend and explore the world with you. But what if you are stuck with both of them?

Prepare for a petty war. And constant yelling.

If you are hanging out with both, Romantic will have to have their arm around you in some way, and you'll have to be looking at platonic the entire time. Honestly it will feel like a game of human tug of war, and you are the rope.

But this won't last to long, one will eventually be killed.

If I cared about a yandere I... honestly wouldn't be that interesting. I'd fall a little too quickly into a headspace of "I would do literally anything for you", and it's only so long after that that not even horrible treatment from them could knock me out of it. I think the most interesting route would be with Techno, because I know I'd get curious about what the voices were saying after a while, and after that... well, I wouldn't be trying to please only one person anymore. (Ace Anon)

Honestly. Techno is one of the more dangerous yandere, specifically because of the voices. He rarely ever shares their opinion with you, no matter how much you ask. He'll likely just brush you off. But he can get annoyed easily, and will likely Lock you away for a little bit if you annoy him too much with asking.