EAT WATER, DRINK NOT JUNK FOOD, STAY IN SLEEP, AND MAKE SURE TO SCHOOL.

EAT WATER, DRINK NOT JUNK FOOD, STAY IN SLEEP, AND MAKE SURE TO SCHOOL.

Bro...do you know how fucked my sleep schedule is?

It’s alright if you won’t be posting, take the time you need to rest and take care of yourself! Otherwise I’ll have to track you down and force you to take care of yourself like a platonic yandere-

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Bet- no balls. But yeah, I'm making myself dinner rn. thanks for understanding

Unneeded thought sharing time,

I just red, 'His horns were on fire' and thought 'this is why your going to therapy'

Honestly tho

In class rn hella bored 😴

Have an interesting concept: catching the interest of both a romantic and platonic yandere.

The platonic yandere’s looking out for your best interest, how do they know that you’ll be happy with a partner? They could hurt you! You could be super unhappy in a relationship, maybe you’re not interested in the romantic yandere! They wouldn’t be your friend if they let someone make you unhappy

The romantic yandere, however, most likely sees the other as a threat. How do they know that you’re not being influenced into leaving them by your friend? They’re keeping you from someone who’ll actually keep you safe, someone who’ll make sure you’re happy! Are they forcing you to be their friend? Don’t worry, you won’t be stuck with them for long…

Of course, the only way it could be worse is if they worked together to keep you “safe”. Why would you need anyone else when they can give you all you need? If you just let them, they’d make everything better for you… you won’t need to leave for anything, ever. You’re stuck with the two of them now, whether you like it or not.

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Right so, Romantic would hate platonic. And vise versa. They want you for themselves. Romantic wants to hide you away from the world, while platonic wants to be your only friend and explore the world with you. But what if you are stuck with both of them?

Prepare for a petty war. And constant yelling.

If you are hanging out with both, Romantic will have to have their arm around you in some way, and you'll have to be looking at platonic the entire time. Honestly it will feel like a game of human tug of war, and you are the rope.

But this won't last to long, one will eventually be killed.

*prepares typing fingers*

I’ll have to make more lists to send in, then. But I won’t just spam them, since I don’t think you would appreciate that. But be prepared for a few more lists in the future :]

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Oh baby, I've been prepared