I Tried To Send In A MHA Ask To Help Not Add As Much Blob Dream Content To The Blog, But That Has Failed

I tried to send in a MHA ask to help not add as much Blob Dream content to the blog, but that has failed and I must give in to the worms.

Headcanons for if yandere c!Dream and yandere Blob Dream (or just Blob if it makes it easier) had to “share” a darling? Would it go well? Would it be a match made in hell? Would they even be looking for the same kind of person? (if you don’t want to do this ask/aren’t comfortable, you don’t have to do it. Take the time you need, take care of yourself, don’t force out anything if you need a break)

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IVE WAITED SO FUCKIN LONG TO ANSWER THIS ASK!

Dream's dialogue will be green

And Blob's will be orange

Triggers: mentions of manipulation, possessive behavior, mentions and non-graphic descriptions of gore, obsessive behavior, Mention of kidnapping, toxic relationship, excessive fighting, swearing, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

(also fluff at the end :))

Enjoy

..Dream..

..Blob Dream..

Least to say, things would be chaotic.

Blob and Dream are two very different yanderes.

Dream is a possessive and statistical yandere.

While Blob is an obsessive harmless yandere.

So, it would rain hell.

I would say they have a similar taste in romantic partners.

(Only because they are different forms of the same being.)

Blob only wants you to take care of him and play with him.

While Dream wants all your attention, and wants to use you.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't love you!

Just in his own.. twisted way….

So...Dream and Blob fight a lot.

You, of course, usually take Blob's side.

Dream, does not like this.

Honestly, could you even call this an argument…?

A full ass man, yelling at a squeaking foot tall Blob.

It's kinda more funny to watch.

Even if the topic of the argument is a little...scary, it's just funny to watch.

An argument would go a little something like this

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This had been going on for at least half an hour.

It's not like you could leave.

You'd just be hunted down.

You sighed and sat on the couch, as your two roommates kept fighting.

One roommate was like a toddler, that you actually liked.

The other was trying to be a lover.

You sighed and just kept watching the two children fight.

"I am the only one allowed to touch them like that, you weirdly shaped pint of ice cream!" Dream yelled at Blob.

"Squeak?! Sqeaaaaaak!" (Translate: Pint?! At least I am not looking like a neon bush on crack!)

"You bitch! Give me one reason why I shouldn't drop-kick you!"

"Squeak! Squeal!" (Translation: You act like your skinny ass even has the leg strength for that!)

You let out a loud groan, grabbing both their attention.

"Squeak!" (Translate: Look! You're giving them a headache!)

"I didn't do anything!" Dream would walk over to you, and sit next to you.

He'd then proceed to place all of his fat ass body weight on you.

"Are you okay, (Name)?"

Blob would hop over and give a few soft head nudges.

They will continue to bother you, until you've had enough.

You would suddenly stand up, and stomp off into your room.

Then slam the door and lock it. Dream and Blob would try to follow you, but to no success. Each of them would try to get your attention.

Dream would stick his hands under the door, and call out your name.

While Blob would try and crawl under the door.

The two would start to fight again, until one of them heard your sobbing.

Listen...you can only handle so much fighting.

Least to say...that was the last time they fought for a while.

~

Though when you came out the next morning Dream and Blob were passed out on the couch and there was a nice breakfast and small apology letter waiting for you on the table.

~

Now, living with them isn't always fighting.

There are times that these two work together.

And when they do...it's horrifying.

For example, if they have a common enemy; they'll. work together to exterminate the enemy.

Blob will likely lower the enemy into an isolated area/place.

This gives Dream the chance to either kill or kidnap the enemy depending on what you did.

If the enemy was trying to get close to you, and you weren't doing anything to make them closer.

The enemy will be killed.

But, if you were a back darling and needed to be punished, the enemy was kidnapped.

~

What would punishments look like?

Well, Blob is completely against it, but Dream explains to him it's to keep you in line.

Least to say, Blob doesn't take place in punishments.

Aye, works out better for Dream.

Dream's punishment consist of psychological torture.

Remember that one enemy they kidnapped?

Yeah, you got a little too close to that person…

Dream will tear the enemy apart, and beat them.

He'll break ribs, legs, and arms.

He'll pull out fingernails, teeth, and hair.

Shit, he'll even pop eyes out of socket.

It all depends on how badly you fucked up.

But Dream will make sure you watch everything.

Even if he has to build something to keep your eyes in place.

~

After punishment is when Blob comes in.

He's the comfort.

He'll be the one you hug and cry to.

What can I say? It's a win-win for the two boys.

Dream gets to show you who's boss and keeps you in line, while Blob gets his cuddles.

But Blob doesn't get all the cuddles.

While your arm curled around Blob, Dream his curled around you.

He'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear.

As if a psychotic way of empty comfort.

As much as Blob hates you crying, he loves to be the one you come to when you cry.

~

One thing there's two can agree on is movie night.

They love it.

It would go a little something like this: (mini one shot thing?)

~

The TV's light lit up the room, with it's light quickly fading past the shadows showing upon the wall. The color and tone of their faces changed with each changing scene of the movie. The moving pictures depicted on the digital device, reflected on their glossy eyes. Anticipation painted all their expressions. A small plastered it's way onto your face as you realized the peace that was happening. Dream was sitting on an end of the couch, with you leaning against his chest, and your legs intertwined with his. The position was against your will, but it was nice after a while. Blob sat in your lap, as the edge of a small blanket laid on top of him, and the larger blanket covering you and Dream.

The soda sat on the coffee table along with the half full popcorn bowl. Different brands of candy littered the table, with multiple pieces of food were on the floor. You placed your head back on Dreams of chest, catching his attention. His eyes slowly drifted from the screen to you. He was met with the magnificent sight of you and blob sleeping. His arms slowly warped around you, and a hand gently laid on Blob's body. Maybe things weren't always bad…

~

In short: Dream and Blob will fight...a lot. But there are also plenty of sweet moments. But don't you dare forget that Dream is still Dream. And Blob is still Blob. Good luck~

Word count: 1,081

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Thanks for reading!

Also I’d like to say your yan god complex Dream feeds my own house spouse complex so well 😩😩😩😤😤😤💖💖💖💖💖 —🍀

Aw 🥰 thanks. I'm gonna try and post two headcannons today :) and I'm still working on that one shot. Once again I am sorry for taking a while on requests. So if you have sent in a request it will take a little before I post it. Thank you :)

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I'm curious - how would Denki react to his darling being a yandere for him? Maybe not quite murder levels of possessiveness, but they're definitely not happy with him talking to pretty much anyone but them. (Ace Anon)

Triggers: very brief mention of kiss, unhealthy relationships, possessive/obsessive behavior, unhealthy obsession, unhealthy behavior, toxic relationship, toxic relationship, White Knight syndrome (?), Imaging of murder, fantasizing about murder, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

...Denki...

Denki can be kinda…dense…

So he didn't really know when you started to be a little dere-dere with him.

Even when you started getting upset when he talked to other people, he thought you were just being cute and jealous.

But once your behaviors start to get more extreme then he'll finally notice.

But we're not there yet.

We'll start off with subtle.

You were already in the Baku gang friend group.

But you came into the school late into the year, after quickly befriending Mina.

You found yourself eating with, studying with, and just hanging out with the Baku squad everyday.

And it was really enjoyable.

And as with big friend groups you grew closer with certain people more than with others.

Those "people" was actually a person.

And that person was the one and only Denki Kaminari.

I see you as the kind of yandere that needs to get to know someone.

So you likely won't be head over heels for someone just because someone did something nice for you.

Meanwhile Denki just needs to feel a specific spark with you.

And the stars aligned.

By the time you had fallen for Denki, bro was already in the stalking phase.

~

You noticed your small crush has started to grow more and more by the day.

It was nothing out of the ordinary to you.

It had happened before, but the last time your crushes always ran away.

So you started slow.

It began with the small action of staring at Denki a lot.

But then after a few months you would have moved to the actions of constantly trying to get Denki's attention.

Mina had soon picked up on your little crush, and tried to help you with your plans.

It was greatly appreciated.

Mina was an ally.

Denki started to notice your little possessive side when you two played two truths and one lie together.

Denki noted how you would talk about other classmates or students with a venom in your tone.

If he was being honest, it made his heart flutter a bit.

Had he tainted you with his own behaviors?

Did he need to purify you with more... personal and up close study session with you. Alone. (Cough cough confession).

~

Denki had as well acted a bit clingy and more childlike with you, compared to other people in the friend group.

Denki would love your little possessive side when he finally realized it.

He would have daydreams in class about you too.

About how you would find each other killing your own targets, then sharing a passionate kiss after words.

And all different sensors like this one.

Meanwhile you would imagine all the ways you think Denki would torture people for you.

~

One of many things that Denki loved about you, was your weak heart.

No matter how much you threaten someone about killing or hurting someone, you can't.

You don't have the heart to.

You could never bring yourself to even cut someone.

You were so trained, and pure all at once.

That is why he needs to protect you.

To save you.

To have his little victim.

You were a victim to yourself.

And that is what was beautiful.

You needed to be saved from yourself, and Denki was the only one that could do that…

~

In short: Denki would love this, and he would love it even more if you couldn't kill someone. It made you even cuter. You were all bark and no bite.

Word count: 583

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Thanks for reading!