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you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there's no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day

been playing thru dragon age origins like an mf lately and idfk what to do with zevran. bro shows up to kill u and gets his ass beat and is like actually i fucked up and now the crows are gonna kill me so i’m gonna hang out with u bestie. and im like ok. he gets pissy if i ask him personal questions so i leave him alone in camp and leliana is my gf and resident lockpicker so i take her everywhere with me so he just fucks around all day i guess . my bf was like oh make sure his approval is high because in act 3 he’ll try to murder you. like ok cool

i’m a lover. AND a biter

the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur

the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma

megan thee motherfucking stallion!!!

one of my favorite tumblrisms is how the site pretends to be erroring out when someone has you blocked. It's a great way to avoid conflict on a site that breaks so often in so many ways, plausible deniability and all that.

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

on the sixth day god created white tank top with no bra and he saw that it was good

Hey when you guys say something is for the lovers and the dreamers can you include me in that too? The lovers the dreamers and me if it's not too much to ask

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saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

if ur oc doesnt have a true form that comes out only in penultimate moments thats incomprehensible and inhuman and everyone is stunned by its prowess then whats the fucking point

not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny

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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

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i dont want to start anything but @castlecrypttt has had the same familiar for 20 years and i dont think she ever intends to turn it...

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"i dont want to start anything" then why did you @ me you braindead fuck?? willie has been with my family for so long because its his choice. he doesnt even want to be a vampire he enjoys being a familiar. and we take care of him, we give him as many flies and spiders and rats as his little heart desires. all you snobbish vampires who look down on having familiars dont seem to realize that its not a one way relationship. he helps us with our vampire needs and in return we protect him and give him lives. he's going to live far longer than whatever his normal human lifespan wouldve been, 20 years is nothing. and hes part of the family. keep out of our business you clearly dont understand

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oh my g*d i cant believe there are still vampires on this site defending keeping familiars.

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genuine question, whats wrong with having a familiar?

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are you seriously asking me about the ethics of keeping an enthralled servant that you force into doing your bidding...

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op here, i think youre seriously misunderstanding the concept of familiars. a lot of humans would love to have the opportunity to become vampires in exchange for a few years of servitude. the issue lies in when the familiar is promised vampirism and yet never gets it. and no, vampires shouldnt be using thralls to get their familiar to do its job.

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familiar here, and no. i dont really care about becoming a vampire. that was never in the deal i had with my master. but yeah, do agree thralls shouldnt be used unless the familiar is okay with it

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if you dont want to become a vampire then whats the point of being a familiar?

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well for me its a sex thing.

[taps watch] you've got 2 months, art fighters...

stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games

New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat