The Pretend Plot Of Bg3: You've Gotta Get These Tadpoles Out And Stop A Giant Floating Brain With Delusions

the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur

the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma

i’m a lover. AND a biter

Hey when you guys say something is for the lovers and the dreamers can you include me in that too? The lovers the dreamers and me if it's not too much to ask

been playing thru dragon age origins like an mf lately and idfk what to do with zevran. bro shows up to kill u and gets his ass beat and is like actually i fucked up and now the crows are gonna kill me so i’m gonna hang out with u bestie. and im like ok. he gets pissy if i ask him personal questions so i leave him alone in camp and leliana is my gf and resident lockpicker so i take her everywhere with me so he just fucks around all day i guess . my bf was like oh make sure his approval is high because in act 3 he’ll try to murder you. like ok cool

one of my favorite tumblrisms is how the site pretends to be erroring out when someone has you blocked. It's a great way to avoid conflict on a site that breaks so often in so many ways, plausible deniability and all that.