"Have You Cut Window Bars Before Professor"

"Have you cut window bars before professor"

"What are you friend John a nark. Anyway help me with these pliers."

Asdfghjk YES EXACTLY

Who's to say it wasn't in the original manuscript??

And so, for most people, the summer of 1999 passed like any other summer

The Boyz TM are finally coming to town this fall!

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

I finished Attack on Titan a few days ago and it made me so incredibly upset that I’ve spent the days since finishing wondering how things could’ve turned out differently and I’ve decided that the only thing that could’ve saved Eren would be if he were lactose intolerant. Mans would never try to be a god if he were shitting himself after every sip of milk