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Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real life before.

you’ve got to meet derek, he’s an absolute mad lad. out of fear of being hurt he withdrew to the point of effectively forfeiting his life. it continues to pass the daft cunt by

I get dolled up just to go to the forest

You: leaves on the ground are part of nature and serve several important purposes

Some people, for some reason: *screaming and crying and throwing up* NO THEY’RE ICKY

Our most devastating fatal error as a society was making it normal to hate and fear bugs because when I say "hey, your yard should not be a barren wasteland that cannot support life" people are like "but what if there's a bug" yes. yes that's the life

this planet is for bugs. bugs are the dominant life form here. bugs invented society and farming. bugs are essential to the survival of every other life form. they are the foundation of the whole food chain. they aerate the soil, clean up the dead things, and make fruits and berries come to be. look, look at this fruit. it exists because a bug pollinated a flower. a bug did this for you.

id: black text on white background that says “is that a boy or a girl? ma’am that’s an outlaw” in wild west font