The Rivals Will Never Come, Let's Be Honest. So Here I Am Reviewing Them As A Writer. Buckle Up, I'll

The rivals will never come, let's be honest. So here I am reviewing them as a writer. Buckle up, I'll tackle all 10 of them. We'll give them all a rating and then calculate the arithmetic mean to see how "good" of a writter Pedodev is.

I will automatically take 5 points from a character rating because (except with Osana) their actions aren't shown in-game. The attitude, acts or behavior can tell us a lot about the characters, but with yansim rivals they are just "she's nice", "she's mean".

Osana: 10/10

Why? Sure, she might not be the best character, but from a writting standpoint, she is the best. She has qualities, flaws, internal and external conflict and actions, language and behavior that indirectly characterizes her.

Amai: 3/10

Just qualities no flaws. Boring. And she doesn't do shit in the story. Give characters flaws, those are sexy.

Kizana: 6/10

Gets a pass cause she's a bad character and makes sense for her to only have flaws.

Oka: 2/10

Overloved by fandom. She has like flaws but damn, she just seems uninteresting. Also, from her, I expected qualities. After all, she's a club leader.

Asu: 3/10

Litterally same story as Amai

Muja + Mida: 1/10

Do I even have to explain? Even from a writting standpoint they are dogshit

Osoro: 8/10

She gets a high pass because she has both qualities and flaws and there is some known lore to her. Probably my second favorite. Also bonus point because she has a major flaw that overshadows the good ones. I am a sucker for these characters

Hanako: 3/10

Bro, she is the ebodinment of the word 'cringe'. I'll never stop hating on her clingly possesive ass.

Megami: 4/10

What do we have? Little miss Waa Waa I have bad past but everyone likes me yet still I'm sad waa waa. Cry me a damn river. At this point, I'm just biased. Only one bonus point because she is important.

Now let's do a little calculation

(10+3+6+2+3+1+1+8+3+4)÷10= 4.1

If you are going to make a video game with lots of characters, try to make them compelling

Oomf slander Ajia for me please (I’ll draw miku if you do)

She's a 1D background character, she can't be that ba-

Cooking club member and future Japanese teacher. Would deffinetly get mad at you if you use a word in English for one that allready has a Japanese equivalent.

Allright, are you a pick me for older people? You are the Japanese equivalent of the American old ass uncle who watches Fox News. Imagine being 15 and allready being conservative. Imagine having the know-it-all face. Just look at that. Do you get a superiority feeling of being one of the only ones with black eyes and hair? Do you view Ayano as a rival? Do you get a kick out if being Japanese Electra Heart? (You're real if you get it)

Your favorite subject is probably Japanese and I say it in the most degrading way possible. Never trust a bitch whose favorite school subject is Languages. You look like you wanna become a teacher because not even fuck wants to be your friend in high school and when you're a middle aged woman you'll still have beef with high schoolers. Name 5 people who aren't freaked out by your hiper-patriotism. Name 5 people who don't think you're the next totalitarian politician.

Hot summer days, rock and roll

炎炎夏日，来点摇滚乐

The way you'd play for me at your show

你愿意为我来点不一样的演出

And all the ways I got to know

而我所知道的是

Your pretty face and electric soul

你那漂亮的脸蛋和令人触动的灵魂

The second Halloween

Fellow ace and aro spectrum people,

How do you view Valentine's Day?

You are the type of girls big brothers warn to other soon-to-be siblings. Imagine being so entitled to your brother to the point where you try to intervene with his love life, to the point where you seem like a harmless Ayano.

Look at you, so pathetic. Ever heard of making friends? Ever heard of... growing up?

Sorry but I hope your pigtails rip off one day because just look at how high they are. You probably still pull on them like a little four year old. Honey, you're 16 18.

You look like the type that cried when they heard about racism and had a full on meltdown when found out about misoginy.

You look like the target audience for Crybaby. Tho a bit too target audience. You look a bit too much like the cutegore girlies that enjoy pink-haired girls getting tortured in the most gruesome way. You look so bland, you make "Jane Doe" look interesting

Ok now assumptions aside, your whole concept as a rival sounds stupid. Entitled sister wants older all for herself. It would have made more sense if Hanako was his older sister that didn't want to see her brother hurt rather than some clingy bitch. Or maybe... maybe she isn't a rival, but Ayano is just angry at her for spending too much time with Taro and in her sick and deluded logic, she wants Taro, which would fit Ayano's yandere character and also her presentation of Hanako would portray Yan-chan as an unreliable narator.

Sibling rival... concept? Sounds bad, can be good. But of course, if all the roads lead to the capital, than all the blame falls on the writter.

Disclaimer: Don't come at me with the "she has anxiety" or "she has trauma" simce that isn't mentioned anywhere and here I take from canon