The Rivals Will Never Come, Let's Be Honest. So Here I Am Reviewing Them As A Writer. Buckle Up, I'll

The rivals will never come, let's be honest. So here I am reviewing them as a writer. Buckle up, I'll tackle all 10 of them. We'll give them all a rating and then calculate the arithmetic mean to see how "good" of a writter Pedodev is.

I will automatically take 5 points from a character rating because (except with Osana) their actions aren't shown in-game. The attitude, acts or behavior can tell us a lot about the characters, but with yansim rivals they are just "she's nice", "she's mean".

Osana: 10/10

Why? Sure, she might not be the best character, but from a writting standpoint, she is the best. She has qualities, flaws, internal and external conflict and actions, language and behavior that indirectly characterizes her.

Amai: 3/10

Just qualities no flaws. Boring. And she doesn't do shit in the story. Give characters flaws, those are sexy.

Kizana: 6/10

Gets a pass cause she's a bad character and makes sense for her to only have flaws.

Oka: 2/10

Overloved by fandom. She has like flaws but damn, she just seems uninteresting. Also, from her, I expected qualities. After all, she's a club leader.

Asu: 3/10

Litterally same story as Amai

Muja + Mida: 1/10

Do I even have to explain? Even from a writting standpoint they are dogshit

Osoro: 8/10

She gets a high pass because she has both qualities and flaws and there is some known lore to her. Probably my second favorite. Also bonus point because she has a major flaw that overshadows the good ones. I am a sucker for these characters

Hanako: 3/10

Bro, she is the ebodinment of the word 'cringe'. I'll never stop hating on her clingly possesive ass.

Megami: 4/10

What do we have? Little miss Waa Waa I have bad past but everyone likes me yet still I'm sad waa waa. Cry me a damn river. At this point, I'm just biased. Only one bonus point because she is important.

Now let's do a little calculation

(10+3+6+2+3+1+1+8+3+4)÷10= 4.1

If you are going to make a video game with lots of characters, try to make them compelling

Who’s your least favorite rival?

I'd say Megami, but at least her week will be exciting cause it's the "final boss" battle. All the rivals have their group that could offer something exciting, except Osana, but she can slide because she is the first rival and isn't meant to be that hard.

Hanako. There is nothing exciting about her. The bakesale seems cool, I wanna see Kizana's performance. I am wondering about Oka's paranormal research. Sports week will always be asociated with happines for me, cause my school would some classes skip to watch some of the kids from my school play. I'll skip the other 2. I trully want to see Osoro's deal and want to see the final battle with Megami. Hanako tho? She doesn't really offer anything "of her own". The somewhat interesting thing about her is that she's a clingy bitch and Taro's brother.

Ayano really be looking like the "dere" part from her name

Happy Valentine’s!

at the end of the day I literally just love women so much and I want every single one of us to be safe and happy. and when I see so many men say degrading shit like “all women today are NPCs and whores with no hobbies and no worth and they shouldn’t vote or drive or blah blah blah” I know it shouldn’t get to me because it’s bullshit but it just makes me sad for us. all my warmest/funnest/funniest memories involve women i love, and the mere thought of someone using such dehumanizing language toward them makes me want to scream into the sky

boy math is when you oppose abortion and say “if you don’t want to deal with an unwanted pregnancy then just close your legs” and then crying and screaming that you’re lonely because women don’t want to have sex with men anymore