The Rivals Will Never Come, Let's Be Honest. So Here I Am Reviewing Them As A Writer. Buckle Up, I'll

The rivals will never come, let's be honest. So here I am reviewing them as a writer. Buckle up, I'll tackle all 10 of them. We'll give them all a rating and then calculate the arithmetic mean to see how "good" of a writter Pedodev is.

I will automatically take 5 points from a character rating because (except with Osana) their actions aren't shown in-game. The attitude, acts or behavior can tell us a lot about the characters, but with yansim rivals they are just "she's nice", "she's mean".

Osana: 10/10

Why? Sure, she might not be the best character, but from a writting standpoint, she is the best. She has qualities, flaws, internal and external conflict and actions, language and behavior that indirectly characterizes her.

Amai: 3/10

Just qualities no flaws. Boring. And she doesn't do shit in the story. Give characters flaws, those are sexy.

Kizana: 6/10

Gets a pass cause she's a bad character and makes sense for her to only have flaws.

Oka: 2/10

Overloved by fandom. She has like flaws but damn, she just seems uninteresting. Also, from her, I expected qualities. After all, she's a club leader.

Asu: 3/10

Litterally same story as Amai

Muja + Mida: 1/10

Do I even have to explain? Even from a writting standpoint they are dogshit

Osoro: 8/10

She gets a high pass because she has both qualities and flaws and there is some known lore to her. Probably my second favorite. Also bonus point because she has a major flaw that overshadows the good ones. I am a sucker for these characters

Hanako: 3/10

Bro, she is the ebodinment of the word 'cringe'. I'll never stop hating on her clingly possesive ass.

Megami: 4/10

What do we have? Little miss Waa Waa I have bad past but everyone likes me yet still I'm sad waa waa. Cry me a damn river. At this point, I'm just biased. Only one bonus point because she is important.

Now let's do a little calculation

(10+3+6+2+3+1+1+8+3+4)÷10= 4.1

If you are going to make a video game with lots of characters, try to make them compelling

Oomf slander Ajia for me please (I’ll draw miku if you do)

She's a 1D background character, she can't be that ba-

Cooking club member and future Japanese teacher. Would deffinetly get mad at you if you use a word in English for one that allready has a Japanese equivalent.

Allright, are you a pick me for older people? You are the Japanese equivalent of the American old ass uncle who watches Fox News. Imagine being 15 and allready being conservative. Imagine having the know-it-all face. Just look at that. Do you get a superiority feeling of being one of the only ones with black eyes and hair? Do you view Ayano as a rival? Do you get a kick out if being Japanese Electra Heart? (You're real if you get it)

Your favorite subject is probably Japanese and I say it in the most degrading way possible. Never trust a bitch whose favorite school subject is Languages. You look like you wanna become a teacher because not even fuck wants to be your friend in high school and when you're a middle aged woman you'll still have beef with high schoolers. Name 5 people who aren't freaked out by your hiper-patriotism. Name 5 people who don't think you're the next totalitarian politician.

sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person

My talented mutual @neruminmin made this drawing for me for my parody of Ajia Ashitomi. Go on, follow her, she just started her blog!

I present to you Ramona Nia, my parody of Ajia Ashitomi in my parody of Akademi. Don't be fooled by her friendly face, she's a chauvinist.

Who’s your least favorite rival?

I'd say Megami, but at least her week will be exciting cause it's the "final boss" battle. All the rivals have their group that could offer something exciting, except Osana, but she can slide because she is the first rival and isn't meant to be that hard.

Hanako. There is nothing exciting about her. The bakesale seems cool, I wanna see Kizana's performance. I am wondering about Oka's paranormal research. Sports week will always be asociated with happines for me, cause my school would some classes skip to watch some of the kids from my school play. I'll skip the other 2. I trully want to see Osoro's deal and want to see the final battle with Megami. Hanako tho? She doesn't really offer anything "of her own". The somewhat interesting thing about her is that she's a clingy bitch and Taro's brother.

Ayano really be looking like the "dere" part from her name

Happy Valentine’s!