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Hi, I’m a magpie

20 ⁺˳✧༚ Queer ⁺˳✧༚ Any pronouns, go wild I post. Very occasionally

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4 months ago
Dirtyhands And The Wraith

“Dirtyhands and the Wraith”

its been a while since i drew six of crows fanart lol so heres my favs <3 speedpaint + annotated version under the cut

Dirtyhands And The Wraith
magpie-black-and-white
4 months ago

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

magpie-black-and-white
4 months ago

“Why do you put stickers on everything lmao you’re tanking the resale value”

What I want to say: The idea that making something look like it’s distinctly “yours” is a bad idea is inherently capitalistic, because it expects some sort of profit in the end which said action would threaten. Instead of buying something for the sake of having it and enjoying it, and owning it to the point it becomes obvious it is, in fact, yours, you’re expected to sacrifice the immense joy of individualising every part of your life for the sake of a potential amount of money, which in the end you usually don’t even get, which is the most capitalistic thing about the whole idea. It also posits the assumption that you will dispose of the thing you own before it’s broken, a deep part of consumerism, and simply the fact that uniformity is the desired end goal makes this a staple idea of a capitalist society.

What I actually say: idk it’s pretty lol


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magpie-black-and-white
4 months ago
Goncharov (1973)
Goncharov (1973)
Goncharov (1973)

Goncharov (1973)

Oh don’t mind me im just doing some cinematography art studies of my favourite Katya moments ~

magpie-black-and-white
4 months ago

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

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4 months ago
magpie-black-and-white - Hi, I’m a magpie
magpie-black-and-white
4 months ago

Good bug, 10/10

Hi, frothing at the mouth crying screaming throwing up over W1, I love the concept, the art, the symbolism, may I ask for a doodle of my favorite robot(s) if you have the time n energy

Hi, Frothing At The Mouth Crying Screaming Throwing Up Over W1, I Love The Concept, The Art, The Symbolism,

look at this cool bug he found!! he will put it in a jar

thank you sm for the nice words!

magpie-black-and-white
4 months ago
Vintage Handbags Modified With Crochet Mold By Elin Thomas
Vintage Handbags Modified With Crochet Mold By Elin Thomas
Vintage Handbags Modified With Crochet Mold By Elin Thomas
Vintage Handbags Modified With Crochet Mold By Elin Thomas

Vintage Handbags modified with crochet “mold” by Elin Thomas

magpie-black-and-white
4 months ago

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

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4 months ago
Demjin

demjin

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4 months ago
The Illustrations From The Six Of Crows And Crooked Kingdom Owlcrate Special Editions.
The Illustrations From The Six Of Crows And Crooked Kingdom Owlcrate Special Editions.
The Illustrations From The Six Of Crows And Crooked Kingdom Owlcrate Special Editions.
The Illustrations From The Six Of Crows And Crooked Kingdom Owlcrate Special Editions.
The Illustrations From The Six Of Crows And Crooked Kingdom Owlcrate Special Editions.
The Illustrations From The Six Of Crows And Crooked Kingdom Owlcrate Special Editions.

The illustrations from the Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom Owlcrate special editions.

magpie-black-and-white
5 months ago

“This modern art sucks, I could do that”

“Yea but you didn’t lmao”

Congrats, you missed the fucking point.


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5 months ago

Hot take: Hater culture is just cringe culture in a different trench coat.

“I love being a hater u3u” No you love being a pedantic little shit who takes the enjoyment out of everything and makes people feel bad for liking anything.

What makes “being a hater” so fucking annoying isn’t even the negativity, it’s that it makes everything fucking boring. What, something has to be flawless to be good? Get fucked. I hate that kind of mindset, that just because something has its issues that it’s fine to dismiss everything it does right. Chronic “Hating” strips everything of its individuality and demands conformity, because how dare this thing be something I don’t enjoy! How dare there be flaws!

And don’t even get me started on how half of the “flaws” they point out aren’t even fucking flaws, and are just not conventional.

It’s also fucking annoying how this kind of mindset crawled into fandom spaces. That’s also why, in my opinion, it got this rebrand, because “cringe” in itself is kind of a fandom-esque term. It’s just a bunch of bitter idiots getting lost and finding themselves in fandom spaces somehow, only to point at everything and going “Oh my GOD, do you UNIRONICALLY like that??”

It’s the same shit over again, where something is only “allowed” to be enjoyed through like, seven layers of irony. It’s pathetic. Fuckos, it’s fine to acknowledge that something has flaws and still like it. At least fucking stand for it.

I didn’t want to acknowledge how fandom in general has deteriorated because of these insecure, bitter idiots invading spaces made for enjoying something unconventional safely, but fuck, I miss the old times. They weren’t fucking perfect, but at least there wasn’t some whiny rat around every corner screeching about how liking something is bad unless you do it at a mental and emotional distance.

Fuck haters. Fuck cringe culture. Fuck all the people who say shit like “love being a hater uwu” and “being bullying back”. Sort out your own fucking issues. Grow up.


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magpie-black-and-white
6 months ago

conversations in eden

Conversations In Eden
Conversations In Eden
Conversations In Eden
Conversations In Eden
Conversations In Eden
Conversations In Eden
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6 months ago
Seriously Though What Do You Call This Aesthetic/genre

seriously though what do you call this aesthetic/genre

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8 months ago
I Really Should Draw But No Thoughts Only Aggressively Uwu

I really should draw but no thoughts only aggressively uwu

magpie-black-and-white
9 months ago

actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too

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11 months ago
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1 year ago

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

I made this, please feel free to use

a very small gray kitten with impact text reading:
I'm actually not even close to my limit
it takes a lot more than this to knock me down
magpie-black-and-white
1 year ago

Mary Sues have been and are still used to insult any character that isn’t male, hopeless, cynical, rude and pessimistic. Nine times out of ten, a “Mary Sue” is just a female character written with no shame, no harm, and all the love for writing. Shaving off everything that makes a “cringe” character just means removing originality and making them more bland.

Write that Mary Sue. Be as cringe as you could possibly be. Write bad, write horrible, write what makes you happy, make what you envisioned with no compromise and enjoy the process no matter what anyone says ^^

I love you rainbow hair I love you red eyes I love you heterochromia I love you eye scars I love you demon/angel hybrids I love you “cringey” OC’s I love you Mary Sues I love you self-inserts I love you wings and tails and horns and sharp teeth I love you people who just want to create and make stuff that makes them happy

magpie-black-and-white
1 year ago

I love you rainbow hair I love you red eyes I love you heterochromia I love you eye scars I love you demon/angel hybrids I love you “cringey” OC’s I love you Mary Sues I love you self-inserts I love you wings and tails and horns and sharp teeth I love you people who just want to create and make stuff that makes them happy


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1 year ago

I’m gonna say something controversial

I do not know what’s the problem with Thomas Jefferson Hatsune Miku Binder.

Like, I understand the criticisms of Hamilton, how it rewrites history, that it gives the founding fathers a better rep than they deserve and leaves out small things like. uh. slavery

And I understand the praise! That people of color get to reclaim the “American Dream”-narrative, and that the musical itself gives opportunities for people of color.

I don’t think, as a white Austrian, I get to comment on that. And I personally don’t care enough about Hamilton (the person and the musical) to have an opinion.

But I don’t get what the controversy is about Jefferson Miku Binder.

Like, if Thomas Jefferson was a piece of shit, I hope he rolls in his grave that that is a widely recognised piece of his legacy. I personally like making fun of slave owners.

“But he was a founding father djanrhaufbak” don’t care, I don’t respect them. I’ve personally seen worse shit than making a trans version of a character of a fanfic version of a founding father.

I don’t cringe when I see it, I laugh. Unless I’m missing something and am horribly wrong, in which case please educate me, I don’t hate Hatsune Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson.


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magpie-black-and-white
1 year ago

Casting, adding rancid vibes to this, praying (blasphemously) on rich boy’s downfall

Reblog To Make Him Lose Another 200 Billion, Like To Make Him Lose 1 Billion

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

magpie-black-and-white
1 year ago

when people say "I like your name" hehe thank you I made it


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