I Have A 20-pound Cat On Me And Can No Longer Feel My Legs.... Like Pretty Sure I Should Be Concerned,

I have a 20-pound cat on me and can no longer feel my legs.... like pretty sure I should be concerned, but like he chose me.

I am the chosen one

Well, onwards into stardew valley, I guess.

I'm doing the prompts, I promise

JUST THIS COUGH IS TRYING TO KILL ME

Oh brother (pt 2)

She'd turned around to the sight of bright pinks and yellows. Even more stunned when he placed two large bundles of said bright colors.

Inuyasha, whom was only turned for a moment faced his brother now. However the sight had him sputtering and cackling like a mad man. He wheezed so loudly, that little Rin tugged his sleeve wanting to know what was so funny.

"Lord Inuyasha, what's so funny? I want to know," she giggled at his antics.

"His greatness, Lord Sesshomaru has brought Lady Kagome a thousand of the sweetest buds," Jaken squaked loudly.

By now, Inuyasha was on the brink of tears and red in the face. He had not thought his brother would take what he said so literally.

Seeing the commotion, Shippo rounded his mother. His eyes immediately narrowed, his overprotective nature bubbling up.

Nervously, Kagome's eyes skittered from each of the bouquets. Dear kami, there was so many.

Hearing the continued laughter, Sesshomaru sighed his eyes nearly rolling in his skull.

If not for her, he'd have already had have beat the boy with the bouquet in his arms.

Courting your younger idiotic brother's best friend was the test of all tests.

Sorry I was gone for so long! I had a lot of things smack me all at once...😅

Agdfff, I'm so sorry for being MIA-

I was sick af

I am feeling a lot better (now at least)! Hopefully can throw something out soon!

Hahahajaja

So obviously Sesshomaru is more like I have no regrets on how and why am here-

But like Kagome. Kagome is more like, "Yes the fuck I did."

Two menaces I tell you. 🤣